This is an idea by Princess Zelda. Sorry for any spelling mistakes, I can't write today, I don't know why…maybe 'cause it's so early in the morning and I just have gotten up. Well, ENJOY!
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda.
Chapter 7: They all go to the Zoo.
* They are thinking very much when…*
Skull Kid: MAN! I HAVE A HUGE HEADACHE!
Link: Here you go * gives Skull Kid 20 pounds of ice cream * oh, and make sure you eat it all in one bite…hee hee.
Skull Kid: OKAY! * Eats the pack of ice cream in one bite * …OUCH! BRAIN FREEZE! BRAIN FREEZE! BRAIN FREEZE! * Starts to run around the room *
Everyone 'cept Skull Kid: * cracking up * HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Ruto: I thought that if you eat 20 pounds of ice cream, your head explodes…
:: Everyone, 'cept Skull Kid who is still running around the room, give awkward glances::
CAPS_LOCK: Okay… I'll just turn on the TV now…* she turn's on the TV *
Malon: Geesh CAPS_LOCK! You didn't have to tell us that you were turning TV. You act like you need parent-supervision!
* All of a sudden, Skull Kid's head blows up *
Ganondorf: Now that creeps me out!
Rauru: You know, that kind of makes you wonder where did Platypuses come from…
Imps: Hey! It does!
* CAPS_LOCK changes the channel to Animal Planet and the TV is talking about Platypuses *
CAPS_LOCK: Yet, another weird solution…
:: Skull Kid is still running around the room with his head off and he crashes into the TV ::
Skull Kid: Hey! That gives me a bright idea! Why won't we go to the Zoo!
Impa: How can he talk while his head is not on his body?
Skull Kid: SHUT-UP!
Saria: Actually, you are the one who is supposed to be quite…
Skull Kid: Oh yeah! * He finally gets his head back on his body * so… why won't we go to the zoo…
CAPS_LOCK: Okay! * Snaps fingers and they are all at the zoo *
Nabooru: Well, I'm glad I'm outta there! It was turning into a nut house!
Saria: You want to see a nut house! There you go! * throws Nabooru into the Gorilla cage *
Nabooru: But * achoo * I'm a-a-a-* achoo * allergic to, to, to * achoo * Gorilla's…
Ganondorf: No you aren't, this is just allergy season…
Nabooru: Ohhhhhhhhh-* achoo * ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…But why did I start my allergy's start once when Saria pushed me in the Gorilla cage…
Gorilla: I don't know…
Mido: I didn't know Gorilla's could talk!
Gorilla: Who said we couldn't?
Mido: The TV. Quote: Animals can't talk and they can't understand us either.
Gorilla: Well…uh…hmm…I'm a talking Gorilla! The One and Only!
Everyone 'cept the Gorilla: ohhhhhhhhhhh…ahhhhhhhhhhhhh* cameras flash *
Nabooru: Can someone get me out of here? I don't really trust these Gorilla's…* the Gorilla's start to crowd around her *
A worker at the zoo: HOLY COW! HOW DID SHE GET IN THE GORILLA CAGE?
Saria: I don't know…
A.W.A.T.Z: Those are Man-eating Gorillas!
CAPS_LOCK: I didn't know there were Man-Eating Gorillas!
A.W.A.T.Z: Yeah, well that explains how much you know!
Link: Those aren't Man-eating Gorillas! On the sign it just has a sticker over the name! The Man-Eating Gorillas is just a band!
CAPS_LOCK: I never knew there was a band named the Man-Eating Gorillas!
Impa: Me Too!
Link: Proves how much you know!
A.W.A.T.Z: You stole that line from me!
Link: No I didn't! I stole it from the. …ummmmmmmm…The Simpson's!
A.W.A.T.Z: The Simpson's are on!
Link: No, but they are over there!
A.W.A.T.Z: Thanks!
Nabooru: * having to get out of the Cage on her own * Fine! Just everyone forget about me!
Malon: Okay!
Skull Kid: Lets go see the Lion's!
Saria: And Tigers!
Mido: And Bears!
Impa: Oh my!
A.W.A.T.Z: Now I know where you got that line!
Impa: I thought you were over there!
A.W.A.T.Z: Hey! I was! * Runs over "there" *
* They all head toward the Lion's cage*
Skull Kid: I always wonder what it feels like to be in a Lion's stomach!
* Skull Kid things very herd when…*
Skull Kid: OUCH! I HAVE A HEADACHE!
Link: Here you go * gives Skull Kid 20 pounds of ice cream * oh, and make sure you eat it all in one bite…hee hee.
Skull Kid: OKAY! * Eats the pack of ice cream in one bite * …OUCH! BRAIN FREEZE! BRAIN FRREZE! BRAIN FREEZE! * Starts to run around the room *
CAPS_LOCK: Did anybody notice anything?
Everyone 'cept CAPS_LOCK: No.
CAPS_LOCK: * sigh * we are back in the room we started with! And the story is starting all over!
Impa: Oh yeah!
:: Suddenly, the host of the Twilight zone appears ::
Twilight host: The Zelda crew thought they were just going to the zoo, what they didn't know that they stepped into the Twilight zone! * Weird music pops up *
Skull Kid: I thought we were at the zoo!
CAPS_LOCK: I wonder how we get out of this mess…
T.Z.H: You can't! It's the Twilight zone! * Weird music pops up *
Ganondorf: Where is that weird music coming from?
Ruto: Darunia! Stop playing that weird music!
Darunia: Oh, sorry!
Zelda: Darunia, where did you get that old organ?
T.Z.H: From the Twilight zone! * Weird music pops up *
Link: Darunia! We said to stop playing that weird music!
Darunia: Oh! Sorry!
CAPS_LOCK: I know how to get out of the Twilight zone!
Saria: How?
CAPS_LOCK: We beat up the Twilight zone host!
:: They all start beating the Twilight zone host ::
T.Z.H: You haven't seen the last of me! * Runs *
CAPS_LOCK: Man! I'm never going to do that again!
Nabooru: Me neither!
:: Suddenly, Skull Kids head blows up ::
Skull Kid: Hey! That gives me a bright idea! Why won't we go to the zoo?
Everyone 'cept Skull Kid: * sigh *
CAPS_LOCK: I think this is a good time to end the chapter!
Skull Kid: But aren't we going to the zoo?
CAPS_LOCK: No Skull Kid, we are not going to the zoo!
Skull Kid: Buts it's a great idea for your next chapter!
CAPS_LOCK: NO!
Skull Kid: GO TO ZOO! * jumps on CAPS_LOCK and everything goes black while you can hear CAPS_LOCK and Skull Kid Fighting *