A Really Weird story
This is the part 2 of the camping story. Again, Meow Mix and Hypergirl are in here. My sister, Hypergirl, made this idea.
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda, either the idea of this chapter, and the idea of camping, * ahem * begin.
Here are some scenes from last chapter:
"Nabooru: Why won't we go camping?
CAPS_LOCK: No.
SKULL KID: Why won't we go camping?
CAPS_LOCK: No."
"CAPS_LOCK's sister: I'm Hypergirl.
CAPS_LOCK friend: And I'm Meow mix!
"Ruto: YOU GUYS AREN'T GOING TO EAT ME!"
Chapter 9: Part 2: They all go camping.
Zelda: I'm in the mood for Fish.
Nabooru: So am I.
Skull Kid: Me too!
:: Everyone stares at Ruto ::
Ruto: STOP THAT! WE GOT GOOD OLD POWDERED FOOD IN OUR PACKS! LETS EAT THAT INSTEAD OF A FISH!
Link: Good old powdered food? CAPS_LOCK, I thought we were going to have regular food.
CAPS_LOCK: Well think about the hungry people in Russia…
Rauru: THINK ABOUT THIS! I'M HUNGRY AND I'M FROM RUSSIA SO FEED ME OTHER THEN POWDERED FOOD!
CAPS_LOCK: You're from Russia?
Rauru: No but I'm just really hungry.
CAPS_LOCK: Oh. Okay. * snaps fingers and there is food other then powdered food *
Meow Mix: CAPS_LOCK, these are fruits and vegetables.
CAPS_LOCK: true, but I decided to become a vegetarian.
Everyone: CAPS_LOCK!
CAPS_LOCK: Okay! * snaps fingers and fried chicken are falling from the sky *
Hypergirl: AHHH! CHICKEN! EVERYWHERE!
Rauru: They're not chicken, there chicken wings! * starts to eat all of the chicken *
Hypergirl: oh, well so they are.
Zelda: HELLO! WE ARE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR FISH!
Rauru: HEY! YEAH! * continues to eat the chicken *
CAPS_LOCK: Okay. I'll change the chicken to fish.
Rauru: NOOOOOOO! * starts to eat the chicken fast * * he starts to choke *
Skull Kid: EVERYONE STAY BACK! THIS COULD GET MESSY! * starts to hit Rauru in the stomach *
Rauru: * Throws up 3 chicken bones *
Malon: Rauru, nobody can eat chicken bones, what do you think you were doing?
Rauru: I'm most certain I was eating.
Malon: Oh.
CAPS_LOCK: I think we should set up the tents now.
Everyone: OKAY!
:: 4 hours later ::
Meow Mix: CAPS_LOCK, we been trying to set up the same tent for 4 hours.
CAPS_LOCK: I think we are almost done.
:: they finally set up the tent ::
Hypergirl: Boy, that was hard work! * leans on the tent *
Sfx: CCCCCCRRRRRRAAAAASSSSSHHHHHH!!
Hypergirl: Woops heh heh….
Saria: GREAT! 4 HOURS WASTED ON MY SHORT PITAFUL LIFE!
Skull Kid: Tell 'em sista!
Saria: What? I'm your sister? Ewwwwwwwwwww…
Ganondorf: Well…* starts singing * Obladi, Oblada, Life goes on, YEAH! LALALALALA Life goes on…
Impa: Please stop singing.
Ganondorf: Fine! * starts singing again * BANG BANG Maxwell Silver Hammer came down a pound her head…
Everyone 'cept Ganondorf: STOP SINGING!
Ganondorf: Okay! * starts singing again * Yesterday, all my troubles seem so far away, now they look like there here to stay…
Everyone: SHUT-UP!
CAPS_LOCK: * snaps fingers and tape is over Ganondorf's mouth *
Zelda: That weird, usually Skull Kid is the one who is annoying.
Darunia: HEY! WHERE IS SKULL KID ANYWAY?
CAPS_LOCK: I don't know. Link, Darunia, Hypergirl, Zelda, Meow Mix, and Malon, go find Skull Kid 'cause he's ruining my story!
:: The group starts out to find Skull Kid ::
Link: Stupid Skull kid! We might have to miss smores.
-back at the camp site-
CAPS_LOCK: Does anyone want Smores?
Everyone at campsite: SURE!
-back to the group-
Malon: And telling stories.
-back at the campsite-
CAPS_LOCK: Does anyone have good stories?
Nabooru: I DO!
-back to the group-
Meow Mix: Yeah. If Skull Kid never would have left the camping spot, we would have been doing all of these.
Skull Kid: Yeah, if I have never ran off, we would be doing those…
Everyone: SKULL KID!
Hypergirl: Why didja run off?
Skull Kid: 'cause I was running from a bear.
Bear: Yeah. He was running from a bear.
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! * they all start running *
:: They run off toward the trail to the camping spot while…::
-back at the camp spot-
Nabooru: * telling the story * then I looked behind me and people are running toward me-
CAPS_LOCK: NABOORU THERE ARE PEOPLE RUNNING BEHIND YOU!
Nabooru: Yeah. Good joke.
Ganondorf: * finally got the tape off * But there are!
Nabooru: * looks behind her and the other half of the group are running toward them with a bear behind them *
Everyone: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! * starts to run *
Link: I KNOW! MAKE A SHARP TURN TOWARD THE WOODS AND HIND IN THE BUSHES!
:: They all make a really sharp turn and hind I the bushes that lead the bear running at full speed and run into another camp spot ::
People at the camp spot: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ruto: Who says we all go to the camp spot now.
Everyone: OKAY!
:: They all go to the camp spot and they all set up the tent in 30 min. and make a fire and toast smores ::
CAPS_LOCK: I KNOW! WHY WON'T WE TELL SCARY STORIES!
Everyone: OKAY!
Zelda: I'll tell one!
CAPS_LOCK: Just as long as someone tells one.
Zelda: okay * begins story * This story is called "The Quackamokey Monster" There was this monster that lived in this exact forest. He becomes very angry when people come to spend the night in his forest.
Everyone: * gasp *
Zelda: One day 15 people came to spend the night unaware of what might happen. They were all around a fire toasting smores and telling scary stories when they heard scratches coming from the woods. They just thought it was a raccoon or something so they got back to their story. Then the scratches became louder and louder until they told someone to go and see what it was. One small boy went to go see what it is so he went inside the forest and the campers all heard a loud scream. They all ran inside the forest when they saw the Quackamokey monster. He was holding the campers bones in his hands. He dodged at the rest of the kids and in one second they were gone. They were never seen or heard of again.
Everyone: * starts to shiver *
:: they all hear scratches from the forest ::
Link: We should all check it out.
Everyone: uh huh.
:: they all walk inside the forest when a bush shock ::
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Link: Wait, don't be scared, it's probably just CAPS_LOCK trying to scare us.
CAPS_LOCK: * from the back of the group * Yeah, it's probably just me trying to scare you guys.
Everyone: * glares *
CAPS_LOCK: Uh oh…
Everyone: * runs back to the camp site *
:: They all see something looking inside there tent ::
Hypergirl: It's the Quackamokey monster.
Link: No, probably it doesn't want trouble, maybe it's just lonely and needs someone to talk to.
CAPS_LOCK: Yeah, and the boogie monster just wants to give you a present.
Meow Mix: Really?
CAPS_LOCK: No.
Everyone: RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Mysterious person who's looking inside the tent: Hey, where are they going? * starts to run after them *
Everyone: * they stop *
Meow Mix: I think we lost him…hey, where Skull Kid?
Hypergirl: Oh no! Do you think?
CAPS_LOCK: Uh huh.
Link: Well, isn't that kind of good?
Nabooru: Yeah, I guess it is.
Skull Kid: * comes running up to them * what is good?
Everyone: * sigh *
Link: Where were you?
Skull Kid: Well, I saw a butterfly so I started to chase it and then it fell cause it died so I decided to go back to camp but all of you were gone so I checked inside the tent to see if you were all there, then I heard Link say "RUN!!!!!" so I started to run towards you to ask why.
CAPS_LOCK: I don't know about you but this camping thing is going to a disaster! Lets go home!
Everyone: OKAY!
CAPS_LOCK: * snaps her fingers and they are all home * Lets just sleep at my house instead!
Quackamokey Monster: I'm fine with that!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Quackamokey Monster: * pulls off his head and is Mido * Through all this chapter, they never realized why I've been quite.