A Really Weird story
I don't know what to put.
Chapter 10: They do whatever…
:: They are all sitting down-::
Link: Duh!
:: Shut up Link-::
Skull Kid: You go sista!
:: * ahem * as I was saying, They are all sitting down reading::
Rauru: * holds the book upside down * "putuhs" dias eh neht
Zelda: Your holding the book upside down.
CAPS_LOCK: Why are we even reading?
Link: I don't know you're the one writing this story!
CAPS_LOCK: Oh, yeah!
:: There all sitting down, as usual, turning on and off the light ::
Zelda: DON'T DO THAT! OUR ELECTRICITY BILL IS HIGH ENOUGH!
Malon: I though you were rich.
Zelda: Where didja get that idea?
Malon: 'Cause you're the ruler of Hyrule and can have money whenever you want, and besides, you're not paying the bill, your dad, the king, is.
Zelda: Oh yeah, but who is my dad?
Impa: yeah, I had never seen him when I was at the castle.
Zelda: Oh well.
Skull Kid: * still flicking on and off the lights * Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Hypergirl: You can stop doing that!
Ganondorf: AH! WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE!
Meow mix: When did she ever tell us to leave?
Hypergirl: You just noticed that right now!
Ganondorf: DUH! Then why would I be screaming?
Meow mix: We were the one's yelling and screaming at night!
Saria: That was you?
Hypergirl: She just said that.
Saria: And all this time I thought it was Rauru snoring!
Rauru: What! I don't snore!
CAPS_LOCK: Yes you do! And I got it all on tape!
Link: Why didja tape Rauru snoring?
CAPS_LOCK: The neighbors wanted to know what was that noise at night!
Link: oh.
* CAPS_LOCK puts in the tape *
* The tape shows Rauru snoring and sucking up all the food in the kitchen where he slept *
Rauru: No wonder why I'm so fat, but why was I at the Kitchen? I was in my bed. I don't like sleep walk or nothing!
CAPS_LOCK: Yes you do! And I got it all on tape!
Zelda: Why didja tape Rauru sleep walking?
CAPS_LOCK: The neighbors wanted to know why their food was missing.
Zelda: Oh.
* Puts in tape and shows Rauru drooling and then gets up and walks over to the kitchen but it takes a long time 'cause he is bumping into walls then *
Darunia: That was…weird…
CAPS_LOCK: DUH! WHY DO YOU THINK THIS STORY IS CALLED "A REALLY WEIRD STORY"!
Darunia: Huh? We're in a story?
Ruto: You never knew that?
Darunia: no…
Link: I got a question!
CAPS_LOCK: THEN TELL US! DON'T JUST STAND THERE AND PICKING YOUR NOSE!
Link: * stop picking his nose * HEY THAT WAS A TRAP!
CAPS_LOCK: Yes, so what's the question?
Link: Where do you put the story?
CAPS_LOCK: I post it on my message board and on Fanfiction.net (bet ya you guys didn't knew I posted it on my MB)
Link: oh.
Hypergirl: Why did you say that?
CAPS_LOCK: Say what?
Hypergirl: This: (bet ya guys didn't knew I posted it on my MB)
CAPS_LOCK: I don't know.
Link: I got another question!
CAPS_LOCK: THEN SAY IT! DON'T JUST STAND THERE SCRATCHING YOUR BUTT!
Link: * stops scratching his butt * STOP THAT!
CAPS_LOCK: NO! Now what is your question?
Link: How do you get all the lines in order? Do you have a super memory?
CAPS_LOCK: No, I get it all on tape like I'm doing right now.
Link: * gasp * you got me picking my nose and scratching my butt on tape and your going to post it in public…where's the camera anyway?
CAPS_LOCK: over there! * Points to the ceiling where a video camera pointing to them *
Zelda: You set up a video camera in my castle!
CAPS_LOCK: yeah.
Link: I'm going to destroy it! * starts hitting the camera with rocks, where did he get the rocks, nobody knows *
Video camera: * siring comes on * Step away from the car. Step away from the car.
Saria: Car!? I thought it was a video camera.
CAPS_LOCK: So I haven't fixed the alarm, no big deal.
Darunia: It is a big deal! I might think the camera is a car and hop on it and start driving it and I don't have a driver's license so I might crash into a rock. HEY! That's not a bad idea! Mmmmmmmmmm…rocks!
Link: What's the purpose for rocks anyway?
Darunia: 3 reasons. One is what would cars crash into during a rocky mountain? Reason 2, what would happen to me if I haven't ate the rocks that Link threw at the video camera? Annnd Reason 3: What would we crash into in the first chapter?
Link: Good point.
CAPS_LOCK: Now did we answer all your questions? Link?
Link: No. Who says those things that's in between the :: ?
CAPS_LOCK: Good answer. I don't know.
:: They sit and ponder ::
Link: See! It did it again!
Malon: Do you know what happen to Hypergirl and Meow mix?
CAPS_LOCK: MORE QUESTIONS! At this rate my brain is going to melt from thinking so much!
Malon: Will you answer my question all ready?
CAPS_LOCK: SEE! You did it again!
Malon: Just answer it!
CAPS_LOCK: K. Can you repeat the question?
Malon: What happen to Hypergirl and Meow mix?
CAPS_LOCK: I don't know…
:: They ponder some more when all of a sudden giggles come out behind a curtain in a corner ::
CAPS_LOCK: What was that?
Zelda: A giggle.
:: Everyone forget that! ::
Everyone: NO!
:: YES! ::
Zelda: That's it! * pulls open the curtain and there stands Skull Kid, Hypergirl, and Meow mix *
CAPS_LOCK: What are you guys doing here?
Hypergirl: We're…um…making popcorn.
Meow mix: * hit Hypergirl in the stomach * We are doing the little sayings in the :: .
CAPS_LOCK: You guys where doing that!
Hypergirl: Yeah!
CAPS_LOCK: Can you guys continue that? I'll pay you $200 for that!
Meow mix: DEAL!
Link: That was weird!
CAPS_LOCK: Well, Link, got ANYMORE QUESTIONS FOR ME TO TRIVIA?
Link: Um, yeah. What is the meaning of life?
CAPS_LOCK: * stare *……..
Link: I'll take that as a "I don't know"
CAPS_LOCK: What IS the meaning of life anyway? What IS the meaning of writing this weird story anyway? What IS the meaning of having a computer while ppl long ago didn't have a computer? What IS…
Link: Um, What is the meaning of you saying all this?
CAPS_LOCK: What IS the meaning of not giving Skull Kid more then 1 sentence?
Link: Yeah. What happen to Skull Kid? Is he finally taking his medication?
Skull Kid: No. What IS the meaning of losing my penny? I WANT MY PENNY! I WANT MY PENNY! I WANT IT NOW! * starts tearing up furniture *
Nabooru: This is my first sentence and I'll use it wisely. Does he know that the furniture is made up of wood?
Zelda: Apparently not.
Skull Kid: * Looks up at everyone with weird green glowing eyes and has wood pieces in his mouth then runs into a wall screaming half to death and faints *
Ganondorf: Okay…
CAPS_LOCK: I'll think I'll end the story. But for now, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE? HUH? ANYONE? WHAT IS THE POINT IN MAKING THIS STORY? I'm confused…
Darunia: Like me? * starts driving the video camera and he crashes into a rock and everything goes bazaar but you can hear "mmmmmmmmmm" and drooling and munching and "that's disgusting!" and "Stop that" *
:: The screen goes blank and you can hear CAPS_LOCK's voice ::
CAPS_LOCK voice: Sorry about that. Eventually Skull Kid wakes up and Zelda gives him the bill for chewing up her furniture then he faints again and Darunia never stopped eating the rocks and now the world doesn't have any rocks so cars don't crash and Darunia is starving and Link never stopped asking questions and now I'm lying in my bed but * looks around * I not so who is in my bed? Nobody knows. And Ruto suddenly missed her dad so she went to go visit her dad and now we are having a party and Malon bought cows and chickens and the place is a mess so Rauru started to eat fried chicken and steak while Malon was out buying…something…and Ganondorf and Nabooru had a fight and Ganondorf says that as long as he knew her, she had a huge nose and big pants and Nabooru is beating him up and when will I stop talking? Okay now I'll stop talking PLEASE R&R!