The Rules and Regulations of Lewis Central High School Band
1. Everyone always blames the band for everything when something goes wrong in the school.
2. Everyone always blames the trumpets for everything when something goes wrong in the band.
3. Everyone always blames Bob Mason for everything when something goes wrong in the trumpets.
4. Using logic, and numbers 1-3, we can conclude that when something goes wrong, it's Bob Mason's fault.
5. Matt Johnson plays too loud. Live with it.
6. Mr. Bluford is never aloud to talk in a Mexican accent again.
7. WE DO NOT LEAVE MR. BLUFORD IN SIOUX CITY ANY MORE! GOT IT?
8. The green monkey is dead.
9. The green monkey is green, not purple.
10. Kevin Bogardus is spineless.
11. Everything is Anti according to Mr. Reed.
12. Do NOT steal M&M's from Mr. Bluford. Especially when he is making his "Don't steal my M&M's" noise.
13. The trumpets always need to play a little bit quieter.
14. Fold your pants on the CREASE.
15. To be early is to be on time, to be on time is to be late, and to be late is to be early to the next rehearsal and to cause you band director anxiety.
16. Joel and I figured out that to be early is to be late. (He he!)
17. Strategic winning is NOT the same as cheating.
18. When the trumpets win at Ships and Sailors, they were not cheating...it was strategic winning.
19. When anyone else wins at Ships and Sailors...they were cheating.
20. Drumline will always be better and louder than the rest of the band, so live with it.
Thanks for reading. I'm a trumpet who was once in drumline long long ago, actually, it was in August at band camp, but still. Base 3 is evil. Bwahahahaha. ~~Piggins