Chapter 6

"Where's my shoe?!"

Over there!

"What is taking them SO LONG?!"

"Probably their hair."

"Damn it! We're gonna be late anyway!"

"Relax, we'll be there on time."

"Yeah if we break the sound barrier!"


I don't know. We could get there in no time if we didn't use the car.

"We made a rule! No morphing unless we're on a mission!"

"Grrrrrrr. HURRY UP!"

OW! Next time you do that, please don't do it NEXT TOO MY EAR!

Ditto, and I'm not even next to you!

"Everyone calm down."

"Oh shut up! What is take them SO GOD DAMN LONG! He's out already!"

"Hey! That's insulting."

"Deal with it!"

"Here we are, can we go?"

"Finally."

Is it a custom of yours to take three hours in the bathroom?

"YES!"

"Okay, we're leaving now!"

Open.

Stomp stomp.

SLAM!

Stomp stomp stomp stomp.

Open.

"Get. In."

SLAM! SLAM SLAM SLAM!

VRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

"Can I turn on the radio?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Why?"

"I said no. Drop it or you WALK THERE!"

Tap tap tappity tap.

HONK!

"TAKE YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS BEFORE YOU HONK ME MORON!"

Stressed silence.

"WE DIDN'T GET OUR COFFEE!"

Collective groan.