One about the baddies in FF7

by SITHE

a poem about the baddies in FF7

Title: The one about the baddies of FF7.

Author: S~I~T~H~E

E-Mail: spirit_in_the_heavens_entrapped@hotmail.com

Notes: I was asked in a review of the pointless poemy type thing to write one about the baddies, so I did.

Disclaimer: There is a person sitting alone at his computer at the moment typing this. Think of him, and please don't sue.

Rufus was a pretty-boy

if ever a person did know one

but then, alas, his hair gel caught fire,

as his office was burnt by a weapon

Palmer was a fat man

with a double chin

And the only time women liked him

was when he paid them to at The Honey-Bee inn

Scarlet was a right cow

who had a slap mach with Tifa

and designed a fecking big cannon

to be shot at meteor

Heidigger was a strange man

with an even stranger laugh

who stank quite strongly of tuna

'cause he never took a bath

Sephiroth was pure evil

and technically G.M produce

he took control of poor Cloud

And put him to an evil use.

I think that is all the baddies

and if not don't create an uproar

for writing a load of these poems

is a real bore!

The End

Author: If I feel like it I may write one of these about 8 and maybe one about 9 too, but not at the moment.

¬_¬review please