Author: Huntress
Summary: Chris Jericho and Steph are stranded with no civilization for miles.. Can they survive the mountans, let alone each other?
Disclaimer: I don't own Chris Jericho (though I'd like to!), Stephanie McMahon Helmsly, the WWF, or anyone else my imagination orders into this story. So if you sue me, I get to counter sue. Yup dats right cant mess wit me! Nah! :P
Rating: PG-13 for language and death. ( No one important.)
Chapter 9: Girls just wanna have fun!
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Tow hours after they arrived at the hotel, several WWF Divas were gathered in Lita and Stephanies room. Chyna, Tori, Kat, Terri, Debra, Jackie, Molly and the non-censoring Ivory had just arrived. The guys didn't know it, but the girls planned on throwing a HUGE slumber party. Well, sort of. The hotel didnt have any extra rooms, and refused to let all 10 girls sleep in one room. So it became more of a party, but everyone brought they're things any way, just in case. As the girls sat gabbing, a loud knock on the door was heard, and Steph got up to answer it. It was the food they had ordered.. and whoa did they order a lot! When everything was set out, the girls sat on the floor munching away, watching the movies Chyna and Kat brought with them. Lita and Steph were finishing up the Chicken Wings, when another knock was heard. "Are you girls decent in there?" Matt asked. They could tell all the guys were out there by the sounds of movements. Steph and Lita came to a realization at the same time. They didn't know the rest of the girls locker room was here! "Oh this is gonna be rich!" Steph murmured. Lita threw her a sly glance. "Shall we?" Steph nodded and they both got up to answer the door. "SURPRISE!" Every girl in the room yelled, just as the guys flexed their muscles... In they're underwear! Every one cracked up, and the guys ran away like scalded dogs. "Oh. My. God!" Matt exclaimed, mortified. "HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET ALL THE GIRLS IN THERE?!" Both Chris's yelled at once, equally mortified. "I told you it was a bad idea." Jeff said calmly. "Shut up Skittles!" Jericho snapped. Jeff shrugged, and admired his blue and white underwear with the Superman logo made of Skittles on it. Back in the girls room, they were all laughing hysterically. "Did you see Jeffs underwear?!" Kat gasped, trying to catch her breath. "And Jericho's!" Stephanie added, tears streaming down her face. "It matched his rainbow silver shirt he wears to the ring!" Ivory giggled. Lita found Matt's leopard print funny too. The laughing continued, and no one noticed the door opening, revealing the guys. (Fully dressed.) "You girls are gonna pay!" Steph and Lita stood up, the rest of the girls still laughing. Steph spoke first. "Oh really? Theres (she did a quick head-count) 10 of us, and four of you." Her voice was taunting, but they knew she was just kidding. "We're bigger. We can each take three of you!" Jericho said, his tone matching Steph's. "They're right." Terri said nervously. "Speak for yourself!" Chyna spoke up. This time the guys looked nervous, and Lita and Chyna high-fived. Jericho and Steph still hadn't broken eye contact. Suddenly, without warning, he grabbed her and began tickling her mercilessly. All the girls jumped in to help, but the guys fought them off. It was a good thing there were so many sleeping bags and pillows softening the floor. While Beniot had his hands full keeping Chyna back, the Hardyz fought off the others. Steph was laughingly begging with him to stop, and for a few seconds he did. He let her catch her breath, but wouldn't let her get up. "Nuh uh uh Princess! If you want me to stop tickling you, you gotta stay right there..." She looked at him confused, when suddenly something came whizzing at them. Chris caught it in midair, and grinned evilly. He began squirting her with whipped cream, her indignant shrieks filling the room. By this time, everyone was in stitches from laughing so hard. All the girls had been covered in whipped cream, and Steph had managed to get in a few good squirts of tarter sauce on Chris. Every one had a good laugh, and the Divas (excluding Steph and Lita) went back to they're hotels. Steph had room-service clean up, and went in to soak in the in-room Jacuzzi. Steph picked at an invisible piece of lint on her sexy black bikini, while Lita stepped in in her red one. "Mmmm..." Lita moaned in pleasure at the warm water. Steph sighed and leaned her head back. "I love Jacuzzi's." She murmured. "You are so right." Lita murmured back. Steph picked up the remote to the stereo, and they sat there listening to the smooth sounds of Sisqo.
Summary: Chris Jericho and Steph are stranded with no civilization for miles.. Can they survive the mountans, let alone each other?
Disclaimer: I don't own Chris Jericho (though I'd like to!), Stephanie McMahon Helmsly, the WWF, or anyone else my imagination orders into this story. So if you sue me, I get to counter sue. Yup dats right cant mess wit me! Nah! :P
Rating: PG-13 for language and death. ( No one important.)
Chapter 9: Girls just wanna have fun!
~*~
Tow hours after they arrived at the hotel, several WWF Divas were gathered in Lita and Stephanies room. Chyna, Tori, Kat, Terri, Debra, Jackie, Molly and the non-censoring Ivory had just arrived. The guys didn't know it, but the girls planned on throwing a HUGE slumber party. Well, sort of. The hotel didnt have any extra rooms, and refused to let all 10 girls sleep in one room. So it became more of a party, but everyone brought they're things any way, just in case. As the girls sat gabbing, a loud knock on the door was heard, and Steph got up to answer it. It was the food they had ordered.. and whoa did they order a lot! When everything was set out, the girls sat on the floor munching away, watching the movies Chyna and Kat brought with them. Lita and Steph were finishing up the Chicken Wings, when another knock was heard. "Are you girls decent in there?" Matt asked. They could tell all the guys were out there by the sounds of movements. Steph and Lita came to a realization at the same time. They didn't know the rest of the girls locker room was here! "Oh this is gonna be rich!" Steph murmured. Lita threw her a sly glance. "Shall we?" Steph nodded and they both got up to answer the door. "SURPRISE!" Every girl in the room yelled, just as the guys flexed their muscles... In they're underwear! Every one cracked up, and the guys ran away like scalded dogs. "Oh. My. God!" Matt exclaimed, mortified. "HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET ALL THE GIRLS IN THERE?!" Both Chris's yelled at once, equally mortified. "I told you it was a bad idea." Jeff said calmly. "Shut up Skittles!" Jericho snapped. Jeff shrugged, and admired his blue and white underwear with the Superman logo made of Skittles on it. Back in the girls room, they were all laughing hysterically. "Did you see Jeffs underwear?!" Kat gasped, trying to catch her breath. "And Jericho's!" Stephanie added, tears streaming down her face. "It matched his rainbow silver shirt he wears to the ring!" Ivory giggled. Lita found Matt's leopard print funny too. The laughing continued, and no one noticed the door opening, revealing the guys. (Fully dressed.) "You girls are gonna pay!" Steph and Lita stood up, the rest of the girls still laughing. Steph spoke first. "Oh really? Theres (she did a quick head-count) 10 of us, and four of you." Her voice was taunting, but they knew she was just kidding. "We're bigger. We can each take three of you!" Jericho said, his tone matching Steph's. "They're right." Terri said nervously. "Speak for yourself!" Chyna spoke up. This time the guys looked nervous, and Lita and Chyna high-fived. Jericho and Steph still hadn't broken eye contact. Suddenly, without warning, he grabbed her and began tickling her mercilessly. All the girls jumped in to help, but the guys fought them off. It was a good thing there were so many sleeping bags and pillows softening the floor. While Beniot had his hands full keeping Chyna back, the Hardyz fought off the others. Steph was laughingly begging with him to stop, and for a few seconds he did. He let her catch her breath, but wouldn't let her get up. "Nuh uh uh Princess! If you want me to stop tickling you, you gotta stay right there..." She looked at him confused, when suddenly something came whizzing at them. Chris caught it in midair, and grinned evilly. He began squirting her with whipped cream, her indignant shrieks filling the room. By this time, everyone was in stitches from laughing so hard. All the girls had been covered in whipped cream, and Steph had managed to get in a few good squirts of tarter sauce on Chris. Every one had a good laugh, and the Divas (excluding Steph and Lita) went back to they're hotels. Steph had room-service clean up, and went in to soak in the in-room Jacuzzi. Steph picked at an invisible piece of lint on her sexy black bikini, while Lita stepped in in her red one. "Mmmm..." Lita moaned in pleasure at the warm water. Steph sighed and leaned her head back. "I love Jacuzzi's." She murmured. "You are so right." Lita murmured back. Steph picked up the remote to the stereo, and they sat there listening to the smooth sounds of Sisqo.
