Harry Potter and the Yellow Cadillac

Harry Potter looked at the dead pink bunny. "Oh well." He said. All of a sudden
a big yellow Caddy pulled up beside him and a blue bunny stuck his head out the window.
"You idiotic fruity stupid dumb freakozoid bozo crazy SOB, you KILLED my brother's dog's
owner's roommate's laptop's repair technician's sister-in-law's great-grandmother's son's
friend's wife's cat's groomer's pet's BROTHER!" he took a breath. "Thank You, do you have
some booze?" Harry looked uncertainly at the bunny. "ALCOHOL!" It screamed. "Uh, what was
that spell Ollivander used? Oh, Yeah, DRUNKSHINESS!" Harry yelled, and a fountain of wine
shot into the 40 oz. glass he had conjured. "THANK YOU!" yelled the blue bunny, who took
the glass, chugged it all in one gulp, and got in his Caddy. The bunny started up the car,
took off at full speed, slammed into a tree that had somhow gotten there, and fell over dead.



MORAL: DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!!


Disclaimer: I do not own Harry, the Caddy, or the booze. All I own is a 20 oz. cherry MT. DEW and
TV Guide.