Harry Potter and the Red Bunny



Harry looked at the smoking wreck of the blue bunny and said "Oh, what a waste of a good car."
and he walked on. A horse-drawn carriage with a red bunny in it. It stopped right beside Harry and the
bunny screamed in his face. "I can't take it ANYMORE! I NEED SOME ROPE AND A TREE!!!!!!!" Harry conjured
a tree and some rope for the bunny. "Why do you want it?" Harry asked. "I NEED to get OFF this WORLD!"
The bunny tied the rope around the tree stood upon the cart, made the end of the rope into a circle,
and...




















































Stuck his legs in the circle and swung till he flew out into space.
The reason for this became clear as Harry stumled on a rock with a note under it.
Harry picked up the note and read "I love my family, and you thought I was suicidal!"
Harry folded up the note and smiled at the stars.


MORAL: no matter how depressed you are, suicide is NOT the answer.


Disclaimer: I own Harry Potter... NOT. All I is owning are a Lipton Brisk and a LIMP BIZKIT CD





Author's note: I decided to make this chapter halway serious 'cuz you guys don't like my other ones ~sniff~