Harry Potter and the Purple Bunny
Authors Note:I will give credit where credit is is due.(looks disgustedly at himself)
I sound like my teacher! EEEW! Right, thank you to Wolf's Eyes for the Purple Bunny idea!
On with the story!
Harry Potter looked at the dead yellow bunny(s) on the ground. Each of it's personalities
had killed themselves. "Right, I have GOT to get out of here!" He turned around to look for some
exit, but found his path blocked by a large, purple bunny. "Do you have a PLYSTATION?!" it screamed.
"Uh, no, but Dudley has one, I can summon it for you. ACCIO PLAYSTATION!" a PS1 came hurtling toward
them. YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
screamed the bunny at the top of his lungs. "TV TV TV TV TV TV TV!" It yelled. "ACCIO TELEVISION!"
Harry bellowed (?!) and a 36" t.v. whooshed (?!) at them from nowhere. The bunny quickly hooked up
the electronics and playstationed for 9 hours straight*. The Bunny then took a break to get food
and drink. Then it came back and scooted right up to the T.V., went blind, and ran around like a
headless chicken(?!) until the bunny ran into a tree and fell over dead.
*= I did that once, honestly!
MORAL: Get outside and enjoy nature once and a while!
Author's note: Thank you to Sarah Black, potionsmaster, Wolf's Eyes, Tiny Snapdragon, and DeViLs AnGeL
for reviewing my... er, strange story. No one heard this, but I am working on a ~gasp~ serious story!
THANK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
Authors Note:I will give credit where credit is is due.(looks disgustedly at himself)
I sound like my teacher! EEEW! Right, thank you to Wolf's Eyes for the Purple Bunny idea!
On with the story!
Harry Potter looked at the dead yellow bunny(s) on the ground. Each of it's personalities
had killed themselves. "Right, I have GOT to get out of here!" He turned around to look for some
exit, but found his path blocked by a large, purple bunny. "Do you have a PLYSTATION?!" it screamed.
"Uh, no, but Dudley has one, I can summon it for you. ACCIO PLAYSTATION!" a PS1 came hurtling toward
them. YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
screamed the bunny at the top of his lungs. "TV TV TV TV TV TV TV!" It yelled. "ACCIO TELEVISION!"
Harry bellowed (?!) and a 36" t.v. whooshed (?!) at them from nowhere. The bunny quickly hooked up
the electronics and playstationed for 9 hours straight*. The Bunny then took a break to get food
and drink. Then it came back and scooted right up to the T.V., went blind, and ran around like a
headless chicken(?!) until the bunny ran into a tree and fell over dead.
*= I did that once, honestly!
MORAL: Get outside and enjoy nature once and a while!
Author's note: Thank you to Sarah Black, potionsmaster, Wolf's Eyes, Tiny Snapdragon, and DeViLs AnGeL
for reviewing my... er, strange story. No one heard this, but I am working on a ~gasp~ serious story!
THANK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!