Authors note: I don't own the song If I had a million dollars, Barenaked Ladies, or Zelda.. .
If I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you a castle
(I would buy you a castle)
If I had a million rupees
(If I had a million rupees)
I'd buy you furniture for your castle
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million rupees
(If I had a million rupees)
I'd buy you a horse
(A nice Reliant animal)
If I had a million rupees I'd buy your triforce.
If I had a a million rupees
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million rupees
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million rupees
Maybe we could put like a little tiny safe in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the safe and stuff
There would be already the triforce laid out for us
And we could then keep it from Ganon
If I had a million rupees
(If I had a million rupees)
I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million rupees
(If I had a million rupees)
I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Like a rabbit or a takuri)
And if I had a millon rupees
(If I had a million rupees)
I'd buy you Ganondorf's Remains
(All them crazy enemy bones)
And If I had a million rupees I'd buy your triforce.
If I had a million rupees
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million ruppes
We'd take a carriage 'cause it costs more.
If I had a million rupees
We wouldn't have to eat cucco
But we would eat cucco
Of course we would, we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That's right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups
Mmmmmm
If I had a million rupees
(If I had a million rupees)
I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a millon rupees
(If I had a million rupees)
I'd buy you some art
(A Princes peach or Browser)
If I had a millon rupees
(If I had a million rupees)
I'd buy you a fairy
(Haven't you always wanted a fairy?)
If I had a million rupees
I'd buy your triforce
If I had a million rupees, If I had a million rupees
If I had a million rupees, If I had a million rupees
I'd be rich
If I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you a castle
(I would buy you a castle)
If I had a million rupees
(If I had a million rupees)
I'd buy you furniture for your castle
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million rupees
(If I had a million rupees)
I'd buy you a horse
(A nice Reliant animal)
If I had a million rupees I'd buy your triforce.
If I had a a million rupees
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million rupees
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million rupees
Maybe we could put like a little tiny safe in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the safe and stuff
There would be already the triforce laid out for us
And we could then keep it from Ganon
If I had a million rupees
(If I had a million rupees)
I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million rupees
(If I had a million rupees)
I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Like a rabbit or a takuri)
And if I had a millon rupees
(If I had a million rupees)
I'd buy you Ganondorf's Remains
(All them crazy enemy bones)
And If I had a million rupees I'd buy your triforce.
If I had a million rupees
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million ruppes
We'd take a carriage 'cause it costs more.
If I had a million rupees
We wouldn't have to eat cucco
But we would eat cucco
Of course we would, we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That's right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups
Mmmmmm
If I had a million rupees
(If I had a million rupees)
I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a millon rupees
(If I had a million rupees)
I'd buy you some art
(A Princes peach or Browser)
If I had a millon rupees
(If I had a million rupees)
I'd buy you a fairy
(Haven't you always wanted a fairy?)
If I had a million rupees
I'd buy your triforce
If I had a million rupees, If I had a million rupees
If I had a million rupees, If I had a million rupees
I'd be rich