Harry Potter and the Orange Bunny
Harry looked up from the Playstation and saw a big orange bunny hopping
toward him. "Hello, electronics disturb me, me, me, me." He took a step
back from the Playstation. "See, I got too close, and my speech was warped.
Harry thought this was very funny, and wondered what would happen if he
pointed a vcr remote at him and pushed a button, so he took one and the bunny
stepped even farther back. "NO!" It yelled, and turned and ran. Harry pushed
the pause button, and the bunny stopped dead in mid-hop. Harry hit the rewind
button, and the bunny hopped backwards to him. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Harry yelled. "This is FUN!" Just then the bunny started changing. "he" was
turning into a "she", and a very beautiful, human she. Two barrels popped out
of her chest (YOU know where) and Harry screamed. "AHHHHHHHHH, it's a FEMBOT!"
Gasps are heard from some unknown entity. "What the?" Harry said. "It is ME!"
said Voldie, popping out of the tree that the Red Bunny had swung on, and the
Blue and Red Bunnies got killed on. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ha." said the
Voldie. "Riiiiiightooo." said Harry, and the Fembot/Bunny exploded.
MORAL: If you are a Fembot, do NOT be exposed to extreme heat, pressure, or
electronic devices.
Disclaimer: I not Harry own Voldie do or. Own the I Bunny do Fembot and the.
A/N: Hey peeps, it's me, the author of six bunny fics, an interlude,
and a serious story. I want to say that PLAYSTATION RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry looked up from the Playstation and saw a big orange bunny hopping
toward him. "Hello, electronics disturb me, me, me, me." He took a step
back from the Playstation. "See, I got too close, and my speech was warped.
Harry thought this was very funny, and wondered what would happen if he
pointed a vcr remote at him and pushed a button, so he took one and the bunny
stepped even farther back. "NO!" It yelled, and turned and ran. Harry pushed
the pause button, and the bunny stopped dead in mid-hop. Harry hit the rewind
button, and the bunny hopped backwards to him. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Harry yelled. "This is FUN!" Just then the bunny started changing. "he" was
turning into a "she", and a very beautiful, human she. Two barrels popped out
of her chest (YOU know where) and Harry screamed. "AHHHHHHHHH, it's a FEMBOT!"
Gasps are heard from some unknown entity. "What the?" Harry said. "It is ME!"
said Voldie, popping out of the tree that the Red Bunny had swung on, and the
Blue and Red Bunnies got killed on. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ha." said the
Voldie. "Riiiiiightooo." said Harry, and the Fembot/Bunny exploded.
MORAL: If you are a Fembot, do NOT be exposed to extreme heat, pressure, or
electronic devices.
Disclaimer: I not Harry own Voldie do or. Own the I Bunny do Fembot and the.
A/N: Hey peeps, it's me, the author of six bunny fics, an interlude,
and a serious story. I want to say that PLAYSTATION RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!