The Red, White and Blue Bunny

Harry put away his wand, dusted off his hands, and sat down
in front of the T.V. He flipped through the channels till he saw an
interesting looking show. He was watching for a while, then some dude
came on to the screen and said, "We interrupt the scheduled program to
bring you this special broadcast." Then a new person came on the screen
and started talking about some stupid lego shortage in India. Then the man's
eyes widened. Any underage wizards out there, watching this in Magical Mush-
room land will TURN AROUND NOW!" "Huh?" said Harry. "BOO!" yelled a voice behind
him. He turned and saw a red, white, and blue bunny. The bunny looked at him and
shouted "BOO!" again. "Rrright." said Harry. The bunny stepped closer, stumbled
and tripped into the television. The bunny jerked from side to side, being
electocuted. The buny drew one final breath, and whispered, "I may be slipping
fast, but America's spirit will never die." and the bunny died.

MORAL: watch your step when near televisions.

MESSAGE: No matter what you do to us bin Laden, we will prevail! God Bless America!

A/N: whoa, that was kinda sentimental ~shudders~