Finkle the Giant.
By Halo
Yeah, okay I admit it. I origionaly made this story up for a younger family member I'm not to fond of. Yes she hit me over the head with a barbie doll and I wanted revenge. And yes, I have problems.
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Once apon a time. In a land far far away there was a friendly giant named Finkle. Finkle was the BIGGEST giant in the whole damn world. He was friends with everyone and always buogh his friends lots of beer 'n' stuff when they went to the pub on fridays.
But Finkle had a problem. He was so big, that when he went to take a dump people from miles around could see him. Infact some people even charged other people money to come and see Finkle takeing a crap. Poor Finkle.
This went on for years. And everytime Finkle went to the toilet more and more of the planets sick and descusting population flocked to see him. Unfortunatly a plage of rabid penguins wiped out many of the female inhabitents, so the men had fights and wars over the women who were left and there was a baby boom. Soon the new babys grew up and had babys of their own, so the population of the planet was trippled. During this time Finkle had been getting older. He was no longer a young giant, he'd grown to be a cranky old giant.
One day he got so grump and sick of people watching him take a shit that he went mad and killed everyone. So next time you see a giant doing number twos or ones, be polite and don't look.
~fin~
By Halo
Yeah, okay I admit it. I origionaly made this story up for a younger family member I'm not to fond of. Yes she hit me over the head with a barbie doll and I wanted revenge. And yes, I have problems.
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Once apon a time. In a land far far away there was a friendly giant named Finkle. Finkle was the BIGGEST giant in the whole damn world. He was friends with everyone and always buogh his friends lots of beer 'n' stuff when they went to the pub on fridays.
But Finkle had a problem. He was so big, that when he went to take a dump people from miles around could see him. Infact some people even charged other people money to come and see Finkle takeing a crap. Poor Finkle.
This went on for years. And everytime Finkle went to the toilet more and more of the planets sick and descusting population flocked to see him. Unfortunatly a plage of rabid penguins wiped out many of the female inhabitents, so the men had fights and wars over the women who were left and there was a baby boom. Soon the new babys grew up and had babys of their own, so the population of the planet was trippled. During this time Finkle had been getting older. He was no longer a young giant, he'd grown to be a cranky old giant.
One day he got so grump and sick of people watching him take a shit that he went mad and killed everyone. So next time you see a giant doing number twos or ones, be polite and don't look.
~fin~