Vegeta's New Groove

by Chaos Kittie

Vegeta is forced to get a job...where else, but the Hostess Factory. Will the Saiyan Prince be overcome by the chocolatey goodness?

Vegeta's New Groove By: Cumera and Luna

Bulma slashed her whip and stomped her foot.

           

"Vegeta,"she barked. "Get you ass over here!"

Vegeta put his head down and mumbled, "Bitch, if it wasn't for all your training equipment you'd be gone."

"What was that," Bulma snapped?

"I said you look great in that leather dominatrix outfit your wearing."

Bulma gave a smirk and after twenty minutes in the sack she starting rambling about Vegeta getting a job.

"What woman? Job?  I am the Prince of the Saiyans.  I don't need a job," Vegeta shouted from the toilet. 

"If you don't get a job I'll going to tell everyone about your little.."

"Fine," Vegeta screamed and flushed the toilet!

"l'll get a blasted job!"

 It won't be too bad.  I'll just get a job in a corporate office or something.

Unemployment Office

"What? A Hoho factory?! Who do you think I am," Vegeta snapped at the woman behind the counter?

"Thats all we got for someone with no education or job status," the woman replied as she smacked on some gum.

Vegeta crumpled the piece of paper up in his hand and a vein bulged from his forehead.

"Fine! When do I start?"

Hoho Factory

"Vegeta, what the hell are you doing," his boss screamed from behind him?

Vegeta spun around, chocolate and cream smeared across his face.

"Uffin," Vegeta said as he swallowed. "Just testing the cholesterol of the beta carotene of potassium in the creamy center."

His boss blinked a couple of times and just walked away.

Vegeta gave a sigh of relief before his eyes caught sight of next batch of Hoho's coming down the conveyer belt.

"I bet these haven't been check yet," Vegeta replied with a smirk

Briefs House

*RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE*

           

The front door opens and Vegeta walks in sideways.  Sweat, chocolate, and creme filling covered his face.

Bulma walks in and says, "How was you first day at....oh my God!"

"What are looking at, woman," Vegeta said in a deeper than usual voice? His chubby cheeks vibrating.

"What happened to dad," Trunks said wide-eyed?

           

"Fire up the gravitron, woman.  I need to train," Vegeta said and belched. "50 times gravity."

           

Bulma nodded slowly and walked quietly out of the room.

           

"Man, am I tired," Vegeta moaned and plopped down on the couch.

*CRUNCH*

           

He took a deep breath and looked out the window.

*CRASH* THUMP* THUMP* THUMP* THUMP*CRASH*

Bulma raced back inside to see a 10 foot wide imprint of Vegeta through the livingroom wall and a Hoho truck on its side.

           

She ran outside to investigate....as she looked inside a large hole on side of the Hoho truck was Vegeta passed

out inside and not a Hoho in sight.

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