What took this so long? I wasn't here. Where was I? In Idaho. Potato land. No offense to anyone whose there, I'm just referring to my couch potatoe relatives (okay, so only the males, but…) And now… I am wearing a Sailor Moon shirt, listening to Cardcaptors songs, and having random digimon shoved in my face by my 4 1/2 year old cousin. *sigh* it's not as bad as it was in the car… she's using a fan on my hair… whaaa… I need outta here….
For now, the oddest installment of HW yet.
Next one should top it though. And the one after. Lol.
Ash woke up to the sun in his eyes, only to find that he had been rolled off the foot of the bed and onto the floor during the night. He sat up and looked across the bed, to where Misty was laying wrapped with the entire linen of the bed, which she had managed to pull out of it's place in her sleep… Which is what had rolled him onto the floor. A voice behind him startled him into reality.
"Ash, I need to talk to you," Brock complained.
Oh no… Ash grimaced, he's probably wondering why I was asleep on the same bed as Misty, and he's gonna give me a lecture. "What is it Brock?" he said, then braced for impact.
"Rita wants to learn how to ski." Ash face faulted at Brock's response.
"Yep, C'mon Ashy, let's go!!!"
Human? I Wish… NOT!!
#5*Day3-1: Tell Me, Tease Me
"Skiing? You know I don't know either Brock!"
"Which is why you two take lessons while I spend the day on the slopes," Brock explained. Ash suddenly had a flashback to when he first captured Chikorita, and Brock had been obsessing over skiing… because he thought of it as a way to meet girls.
"Slope what…? *yawn*" Misty woke up behind them. "Huh? *yawn*… g'morning… Togepi! Where's Togepi!" she glanced around and saw the baby asleep beside Pikachu on her proper bed. "Phew! What?! What's that look for?!"
"What are you doing over here? Isn't your bed over there?" Brock asked, confused.
"I fell asleep here, from the stress of carrying all that food back here last night!" Misty snapped. "Now what was this about skiing? Because I heard they were having a special on water skiing lessons at the Lake of Rage!"
"But I don't have a swim suit…" ChikoRita whined.
I think that was the point… "We could always get you one. And that actually sounds like a good idea! I could use a break after loosing that match last night, so I could probably get in some training while we're there!" Ash agreed.
"Well… I guess this would have an advantage, in that this way all the pretty girls will be wearing their swimsuits! Ok, we're going!" Brock nodded.
"You… are pathetic…" Misty sighed.
"Ah, but that makes me seem helpless and draws women to me!"
"At least he's thinking now," Ash shrugged. "Well… I guess water-skiing isn't to bad of an idea…"
"We can go then?! YEAH!!!! THANK YOU ASH!!!" she hugged him.
"Rita…" he whined.
"Yeah, get off of him so we can pack up and go. We might be able to make it to the Lake by lunch," Misty added as motivation.
"Ok," she let go of Ash. "I'll pack up my stuff then… uh…"
"What now?" Brock asked.
"I don't have any stuff to pack…" they all facefaulted.
"I meant so Ash could pack, no duh! Geesh, Rita, sometimes you can be so dense!!" Misty complained.
"Misty… take it easy on her!!! It's only her second day as a human!!"
"Are you sticking up for that little fake, Ash?? HUH, SATOSHI?!"
"She's not a fake! She's real, even if she isn't human!!! She's got feeling just like we do. Or maybe only me, SINCE YOU DON'T SEEM TO CARE!!!" he shot back.
"Mmm…." ChikoRita whimpered.
"Guys, would you both just SHUT UP!!! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE AND YOU'RE GONNA MAKE RITA AND TOGEPI CRY!!!" Brock yelled at the two.
"PIKA, PIKAPI PIKACHUPI!!" agreed Pikachu.
"Toge!!!!! Priiiiii…" Togepi proved their point.
"Quit!!!" ChikoRita pulled off her bandana and shot a razor leaf between the humans.
"I think we'd better stop," Brock commented.
"Yeah," Ash added.
"Uh-huh," Misty nodded.
**********
"Hmmm de-dum…"
She was at it again. Misty was humming that song. Brock was highly annoyed by it. ChikoRita was indifferent. And Ash was… obsessed, to say the least.
"That's such a pretty song, Misty, I don't know why you still won't sing it. You've gotta have the words done by now!" Ash smiled, dropping back to walk beside her. Meaning ChikoRita did the same and Brock shook his head in annoyance with the patheticness.
"No, sorry… I'm not done yet…"
"Can you sing me… er, us what you've got?"
"I'd… rather not…"
"Ah, c'mon! Why not?!"
"It's… supposed to be a surprise! Yeah! For Togepi's birthday, it's two weeks from now," Misty said quickly.
"Hmmm… Whadda you know? It really is! Nice cover, Misty," Brock said jokingly, looking at a calendar.
"We gotta wait that long?? Can't you song it tonight, after Togepi's asleep or something?!" Ash complained…
"Um, well…"
"I'm hungry!" ChikoRita suddenly complained, attempting to re-gain Ash's attention. It worked, thankfully for Misty. "Can we eat now, please Ashy?"
"Well, actually, it should only take us about 15 more minutes to get to the town by the lake… can you wait that long?"
"I guess…"
"Yeah, 15 *if* you don't get us lost again," Misty scoffed. "Ash, you couldn't find your house if it were set in the middle of Cerulean," she laughed. "You only know where something is if you've memorized the exact location, or it's a gym once we're in the city.
"Actually, I probably could find my house! I'd follow the smell of mom's cooking…" Ash grinned. Brock nodded in agreement.
"Don't you go agreeing with him when I'm arguing with him!!" she hit Brock over the head with her mallet.
"Ka…" Pikachu sighed.
"See, there the town is!! I told you!!" Ash pointed to the lake and a small town right beside it, as they got to the top of the hill they'd been walking up.
"Ok then," Misty shrugged. "You actually found something other than a problem. Once."
Ash stuck his tongue out at her. "I'd be able to do it again, too!"
"Can we get something to eat now?" ChikoRita whined.
"Sure, what do you wa-"
"BURGERS!!!" Ash went running down the hill for the town.
"Burgers it is then."
Scary song! But it puts me in the right mood to write about ChikoRita and the like. Meiling's theme, lol (sounds like she's telling someone off in it…). Anyway, *changes to Syaoran-kun's theme* I hope everyone's been enjoying this oddness, despite how slow it's been between loading lol. So review it and tell me, onegai? (plz) and also E-mail: CCRya@aol.com. *her hands are shaking from to much caffeine* Oh, and I promise!!! It'll start getting more Sakashippy reeeeaaal soon! (I wanna call it Satomi not Sakashippy whaaa).
Note: I'm changing my author name, but slowly so no one looses track of me! You may soon notice it become Lyra Kamiya aka Lyra of Destiny, then be reversed. It'll just be Lyra of Destiny eventually. Ja ne to heiwa!