Oh Carey, you're so fine

Carey Bell looked around the empty stage as he put his guitar in it's case.  He snapped the silver locks on the case shut when he heard a noise coming from the wings.  Frowning he hesitantly called out, "Is anyone there?"

He heard a flurry of giggles and then Fi was pushed out onto the stage.  Carey stared at her blue cheerleader's uniform in shock.

"Fi, what're you wearing?"

Before she could answer him; Clu, Annie, and Jack came out dressed in matching cheerleader uniforms holding pom-poms.

"Uh…" began Carey.

All of a sudden, the three began to chant.

Oh Carey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Carey, hey Carey
Oh Carey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Carey, hey Carey
Oh Carey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Carey...

Carey stared at them in shock and looked at Fi, who was now doing a bunch of complicated cheerleader-type jumps.  She smirked and began to sing.

Hey Carey

You've been practicin' all night and that's a little long
You think you've play it right, but I know you play it wrong
Why don't you give it up? So you can be with me, Carey

She pranced up to him flanked by her pom-pom squad.

Cause when you promise to, I know you never will
You're in my dreams at night, you're really quite a thrill
Every night you still leave me all alone, Carey

Carey was in shock.  He ran his hands through his hair nervously.  Fi and the squad began to circle Carey, Fi still singing.

Oh Carey, what a pity, you don't understand
You're ruining my life playing in my mother's band
Oh Carey, you're so pretty, I wish you'd understand
I'm in love with you, Carey
Ooh what you do Carey, do Carey
Don't break my heart, Carey

"Insane…" whispered Carey, staring at Fi.  She took no notice and flipped over Annie, Jack, and Clu, who were now doing some sort of splits.

"Ow…" whispered Carey as Fi continued.

Hey Carey

Now when you flash me that sweet smile, you really ought to know
Every time you move, my love for you will grow

I wanna be with you, so don't say no, Carey

Okay, I won't, thought Carey, gazing at Fi who was now running around the stage.

So come on and give it to me anyway you can
Anyway you want to do it, Cause I'm your biggest fan
Oh please baby, please start acting like a man, Carey

Carey's jaw dropped.  That was a sudden and unexpected turn of events.

Oh Carey, what a pity, you don't understand
You're ruining my life playing in my mother's band
Oh Carey, you're so pretty, I wish you'd understand
I'm in love with you, Carey
Ooh what you do Carey, do Carey
Don't break my heart, Carey

Annie, Jack, and Clu started up their chant again.

Oh Carey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Carey, hey Carey
Oh Carey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Carey, hey Carey

Oh Carey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Carey...

Carey walked over to Fi and scooped her up in his arms.  Feeling stupid and rather embarrassed, he carried her off stage, Fi still singing.

Oh Carey, what a pity, you don't understand
You're ruining my life playing in my mother's band
Oh Carey, you're so pretty, I wish you'd understand
I'm in love with you, Carey
Ooh what you do Carey, do Carey
Don't break my heart, Carey

Oh Carey, what a pity, you don't understand
You're ruining my life playing in my mother's band
Oh Carey, you're so pretty, I wish you'd understand
I'm in love with you, Carey
Ooh what you do Carey, do Carey
Don't break my heart, Carey

Oh Carey, what a pity, you don't understand
You're ruining my life playing in my mother's band
Oh Carey, you're so pretty, I wish you'd understand
I'm in love with you, Carey
Ooh what you do Carey, do Carey
Don't break my heart, Carey