Chapter 2: Braids and Spandex


"Geez Heero, they were more Spandex than you do!" Duo said, wrapping the black haired boy's head to stop the cut on his forehead from bleeding.

"Hn." Heero, having already tended to his patient, simply grunted and continued with his mission report.

"Mister Talkative today, aren't we?" Duo muttered as he stood and walked out of the room.

"At least they don't have braids...." Heero muttered to himself. One sexy braided baka was enough for him. His sanity, though its existence is questioned, wouldn't be able to handle another one.

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Duo walked downstairs and into the kitchen where Quatre sat with a cup of tea. Duo walked over to the 'frige and was about to grab himself something to eat when Trowa's voice startled him.

"Who are they?" Duo hadn't even heard the tall boy walk in.

"Who are who?" Quatre asked.

"The people that fell from the sky. One of them is an alien, that I'm sure of, and another is a bird, the rest are children. They can't be any older than we are." Trowa said.

"I don't know." Duo said, "We could ask them wen they woke up."

"Did you notice what they were wearing?" Wufei questioned as he walked in.

"Spandex."

"If any of them are like Heero, I'm gonna scream." Duo said. One sexy guy in spandex was enough for him, even though the said boy rarely acknowledged his existence, Duo still harbored feelings for the him.

"Funny, we felt the same way about you." Wufei said, pouring himself a cup of tea as well. "Why would they all be wearing spandex, anyway? And Why would they be falling out of the sky?"

"We will ask the when they awaken." Quatre said, as if it were obvious. "I refuse to let you go upstairs in a huff and wake them up demanding answers. We are not Oz." Quatre took another sip of tea. Duo looked ready to bolt out the door and lock himself in his Gundam. Quatre was giving off vibes like he was possessed by the Zero System.

Duo shruged and returned to rummaging through the 'frige as the other finished off their tea and went upstairs to keep vigal over their "guests", just as Heero came down. Duo took out extra and started making lunch for himsef and Heero. "This is gonna be a long day." Duo half-muttered to himself.