TOW Breaking the News
Phoebe ran over to where Joey was, and she saw the panicked look in his eyes.
Phoebe said, "Joey, What is wrong with you?"
He replied, "I'm going to be a father, well, I might be."
"What in hell are you talking about???"
"Rachel..."
"Yeah, ok, THAT REALLY clears things up! Now why don't you come over here and explain this to Pheebs?"
"Okay." They walked over to a bench and sat down.
"Now, what's going on?"
"Well, for starters, Rach is pregnant."
"What?!? Oh my gosh! Wow! Wait... is that good or bad?"
"I'm getting there. See, Rachel and I had a one-night stand, and there's a possibility that I might be the father, but there's a good chance that Ross is. I don't know what to do. Am I ready to be a dad??"
"Listen, Joey, you will be a great dad. And even if the baby isn't yours, you'll be a good influence in it's life, just like the whole gang will. Oooh, does Monica know about this? She'll freak!" Phoebe grinned at the thought.
"I don't know. You really think It'll be okay if the baby is mine?"
"I know it."
"Thanks, Pheebs."
"You're welcome."
"How you doin'?"
Phoebe giggled as Joey pulled her into a warm, passionate embrace. They were both pretty hot, so they went in and gave their regards to Chandler and Monica, and went on their way. Chandler and Monica just exchanged weird glances. Monica said, "Them, too? This night keeps getting weirder and weirder."
Chandler replied, "I know."
Ross and Rachel were both very quiet through the rest of the reception. They both secretly wished that they could just leave like Joey and Phoebe, but they were the best man and the maid-of-honor, so it didn't work that way. When Monica and Chandler finally left the restaurant, Ross and Rachel were about the first ones out of there. When they got to Ross's apartment, Rachel was the one that broke the silence.
She said, "So, when do you think I should tell Joey? I have a dr's appointment in 2 days, do you think he'd want to come with us?"
Ross replied, "I don't know Rach. I just don't know. I guess we should tell him tomorrow, since you and I are engaged now. And, I guess, if he doesn't want responsibility, it won't really matter, cuz you have me now."
"Oh, Ross! I love you! I've never been so happy in my life! I'm getting a baby and a husband all within the next year. Wow, Monica will be jealous. When are we going to break the news to her?"
"Good point! Oooh, I have an idea, lets tell her over the phone while they're still in Paris!"
"That's a very good idea."
"I know." And he pulled Rachel close to him, and they managed to take it into his room, when Rachel broke it.
She said, "Ross, do you think it would be okay if I moved in here, now that we're engaged?"
"I think that would be wonderful."
"Good!"
And the happy couple resumed what they were doing.
Chandler and Monica left the reception that night, and Chandler told Monica that they weren't going to the hotel as planned, instead he had a surprise for her, his own wedding gift. He blindfolded Monica, and they pulled into a quaint, good-sized, nice house's driveway. There were moving trucks everywhere, and Monica's porsche was in the garage. Chandler took the blind fold off. Monica gasped. 'I'm dreaming! I have to be dreaming, this is wonderful', she thought. She pinched herself, and threw herself into Chandler's arms.
He said, "So you hate it?' But he had a teasing sound in his voice. "I already told the landlord that he could rent the apartment out, but to check with the gang tomake sure that none of them want it first. When I saw this house, I thought of you, and I made an offer that day. I'm glad you like it! It's got 4 bedrooms."
Monica started crying happy tears and looked at Chandler and said, "So, what are you waiting for? Carry me across our threshold!" He did, and he raced up the staircase and into the first bedroom. Chandler had had the house completely furnished, and it looked like things that Monica herself would pick out. There was a fireplace, and pictures of Chandler, Monica, and the gang filled the shelf above it. The kitchen was huge, and suited Monica's cooking needs. There was a backyard, with an underground pool. And a golden retriever puppy was in a pen. Monica was very much in awe of the whole place.
The next day, Phoebe and Joey went into Chandler and Monica's apartment, only to find it empty. They were totally confused, and called Ross and told him to get up there immediately. So he and Rachel went up there, only to find that Joey and Phoebe weren't crazy. Rachel phoned the landlord, and he explained that they had moved out last night, and Chandler wanted to rent the apartment out. The landlord also explained that he was supposed to see if anybody wanted the apartment before putting up ads. Joey said that he would like the apartment, because of all the good memories there. So, he signed his new lease, and he and Rachel began moving out that day. Joey shocked Ross and Rachel by telling Rachel that he wanted to be a part of the baby's life, whether he was the father or not. So Rachel invited him to go to the dr. with her and Ross, on Tuesday. He accepted.
The next day, they all went to the dr. Rachel laid down on that bed, and told the dr., "Yes, dr. One of these guys is the father, we don't know which one yet. But we want to find out as soon as the baby is born. Okay? Can we just get started?"
The doctor laughed, and said, "Sure Miss Green." He rubbed the jelly on her stomach, and put the camera thing on top of that. (Sorry, I don't know the technical term... ) A picture appeared on the screen, and they heard the heart beat, and it was really fast. Ross looked confused, and said, "Uh doctor, why is it so fast?" The doctor grinned and said, "Well, it looks like she's carrying a little boy and a little girl. Congratulations! You're having twins."
Ok, I know that you probably can't tell that soon into the pregnancy, but I don't care!
Phoebe ran over to where Joey was, and she saw the panicked look in his eyes.
Phoebe said, "Joey, What is wrong with you?"
He replied, "I'm going to be a father, well, I might be."
"What in hell are you talking about???"
"Rachel..."
"Yeah, ok, THAT REALLY clears things up! Now why don't you come over here and explain this to Pheebs?"
"Okay." They walked over to a bench and sat down.
"Now, what's going on?"
"Well, for starters, Rach is pregnant."
"What?!? Oh my gosh! Wow! Wait... is that good or bad?"
"I'm getting there. See, Rachel and I had a one-night stand, and there's a possibility that I might be the father, but there's a good chance that Ross is. I don't know what to do. Am I ready to be a dad??"
"Listen, Joey, you will be a great dad. And even if the baby isn't yours, you'll be a good influence in it's life, just like the whole gang will. Oooh, does Monica know about this? She'll freak!" Phoebe grinned at the thought.
"I don't know. You really think It'll be okay if the baby is mine?"
"I know it."
"Thanks, Pheebs."
"You're welcome."
"How you doin'?"
Phoebe giggled as Joey pulled her into a warm, passionate embrace. They were both pretty hot, so they went in and gave their regards to Chandler and Monica, and went on their way. Chandler and Monica just exchanged weird glances. Monica said, "Them, too? This night keeps getting weirder and weirder."
Chandler replied, "I know."
Ross and Rachel were both very quiet through the rest of the reception. They both secretly wished that they could just leave like Joey and Phoebe, but they were the best man and the maid-of-honor, so it didn't work that way. When Monica and Chandler finally left the restaurant, Ross and Rachel were about the first ones out of there. When they got to Ross's apartment, Rachel was the one that broke the silence.
She said, "So, when do you think I should tell Joey? I have a dr's appointment in 2 days, do you think he'd want to come with us?"
Ross replied, "I don't know Rach. I just don't know. I guess we should tell him tomorrow, since you and I are engaged now. And, I guess, if he doesn't want responsibility, it won't really matter, cuz you have me now."
"Oh, Ross! I love you! I've never been so happy in my life! I'm getting a baby and a husband all within the next year. Wow, Monica will be jealous. When are we going to break the news to her?"
"Good point! Oooh, I have an idea, lets tell her over the phone while they're still in Paris!"
"That's a very good idea."
"I know." And he pulled Rachel close to him, and they managed to take it into his room, when Rachel broke it.
She said, "Ross, do you think it would be okay if I moved in here, now that we're engaged?"
"I think that would be wonderful."
"Good!"
And the happy couple resumed what they were doing.
Chandler and Monica left the reception that night, and Chandler told Monica that they weren't going to the hotel as planned, instead he had a surprise for her, his own wedding gift. He blindfolded Monica, and they pulled into a quaint, good-sized, nice house's driveway. There were moving trucks everywhere, and Monica's porsche was in the garage. Chandler took the blind fold off. Monica gasped. 'I'm dreaming! I have to be dreaming, this is wonderful', she thought. She pinched herself, and threw herself into Chandler's arms.
He said, "So you hate it?' But he had a teasing sound in his voice. "I already told the landlord that he could rent the apartment out, but to check with the gang tomake sure that none of them want it first. When I saw this house, I thought of you, and I made an offer that day. I'm glad you like it! It's got 4 bedrooms."
Monica started crying happy tears and looked at Chandler and said, "So, what are you waiting for? Carry me across our threshold!" He did, and he raced up the staircase and into the first bedroom. Chandler had had the house completely furnished, and it looked like things that Monica herself would pick out. There was a fireplace, and pictures of Chandler, Monica, and the gang filled the shelf above it. The kitchen was huge, and suited Monica's cooking needs. There was a backyard, with an underground pool. And a golden retriever puppy was in a pen. Monica was very much in awe of the whole place.
The next day, Phoebe and Joey went into Chandler and Monica's apartment, only to find it empty. They were totally confused, and called Ross and told him to get up there immediately. So he and Rachel went up there, only to find that Joey and Phoebe weren't crazy. Rachel phoned the landlord, and he explained that they had moved out last night, and Chandler wanted to rent the apartment out. The landlord also explained that he was supposed to see if anybody wanted the apartment before putting up ads. Joey said that he would like the apartment, because of all the good memories there. So, he signed his new lease, and he and Rachel began moving out that day. Joey shocked Ross and Rachel by telling Rachel that he wanted to be a part of the baby's life, whether he was the father or not. So Rachel invited him to go to the dr. with her and Ross, on Tuesday. He accepted.
The next day, they all went to the dr. Rachel laid down on that bed, and told the dr., "Yes, dr. One of these guys is the father, we don't know which one yet. But we want to find out as soon as the baby is born. Okay? Can we just get started?"
The doctor laughed, and said, "Sure Miss Green." He rubbed the jelly on her stomach, and put the camera thing on top of that. (Sorry, I don't know the technical term... ) A picture appeared on the screen, and they heard the heart beat, and it was really fast. Ross looked confused, and said, "Uh doctor, why is it so fast?" The doctor grinned and said, "Well, it looks like she's carrying a little boy and a little girl. Congratulations! You're having twins."
Ok, I know that you probably can't tell that soon into the pregnancy, but I don't care!