Ezreal pumped a fist in the air before collapsing to the ground. "Woohoo! I did it! I single-handedly defeated that wave of voidlings!"

Kai'sa folded her arms. "You did, did you?"

He waved a hand at her, "I guess you helped a little."

"How magnanimous of you to say so." She replied, rolling her eyes.

"I don't know what that word means but I'm assuming it's something like dashing, or cool and handsome. So thanks!"

Kai'sa wiped some voidling guts off of her arm and deigned not to reply.

She offered him a hand up.

He made a face.

She offered him her other hand that wasn't covered in voidling viscera. He took it and hefted himself up.

"Name's Ezreal."

"I am Kai'sa."

"It's cute that you wanted to play the hero and save me, though." Ezreal said with a smirk.

Kai'sa chuckled.

"What?" He asked.

She shook her head while smiling slightly. "I've never been called cute in my life."

"Well I guess smoking hot is a better descriptor-"

She threw her head back and laughed hard.

Ezreal flushed, the runes on his cheeks glowing brightly. He cleared his throat. "I didn't mean to say that." He said quickly.

"You're not so bad looking yourself."

Ezreal jogged away suddenly, "I'm just gonna go and uh, pilfer some more artifacts from this place. Sell them to the highest bidder. That's kind of my thing. Uh. Bye!"

"What? You can't handle a little bit of flirting?" Kai'sa called after him, genuinely curious. She had been trapped in the void for a decade and had literally no experience but she couldn't be that terrible at it.

Oh well.

She would probably never see him again anyways.

Since Kai'sa began living in the League dorms, she had been restless. She was used to the constant hunt. Fighting for her life every second of every day. She wasn't acclimated to reading or running on a treadmill or practicing on still targets like the other residents of the dorms. She watched matches between opponents from time to time but more often than not she found herself stalking the halls late at night, looking for something. But she had no idea what.

Her fingers twitched.

She wanted to fight. She needed some action.

She hadn't been summoned to the Rift in days.

She was so caught up in her thoughts that she lost track of her awareness of her surroundings and ran into someone running down the hall.

Her reaction time and senses would normally never allow her to make such a blunder. She was aghast that she could physically bump into someone accidentally.

"I apologize." She said before realizing who it was she had collided with.

"Hey, Kai! No worries!" Ezreal said, slightly out of breath, checking behind him as if looking for someone.

She tilted her head at him. "Fancy meeting you here. What are you doing wandering the halls this late at night?"

Ezreal quickly tucked the ancient and tattered Noxus banner he had stolen behind his back.

"Nothing!" He said with a smile.

"You Piltovian pipsqueak!" Darius could be heard growling from a corridor away.

"Uh-oh." Ezreal said, moving to stand behind Kai'sa.

"Here, my dorm is down this hall." Kai'sa took him by the arm and led him to her room. She quickly unlocked the door with her handprint and ushered him inside, locking the door behind them and motioning for him to be quiet with a finger to her lips.

Ezreal made himself at home without a second thought. He flopped down on her bed and put his hands behind his head, relaxing as the sound of Darius's boots faded away past Kai'sa's door.

A woman's room sure smelled nice.

Wait.

He froze.

He was in a woman's room.

At night.

On her bed.

And they were alone.

And the last time they had spoken she had flirted with him!

He sat up and fiddled with his gauntlet nervously. Kai'sa stared at him. He stared back at her. He swallowed thickly.

Her eyes followed the bob of his throat. He was acutely aware of her pupils tracking his adams apple as it moved. A bead of sweat trickled down the back of his neck.

Think of something to say, Ezreal! Anything!

"So…Does that come off?" Ezreal blurted before realizing just how stupid and inappropriate he sounded.

"What?"

In for penny, as they say. He pointed at her. "Your whole…Suit thingy." He didn't know what else to call it. Void carcass flesh outfit?

"Of course it does." She said, before adding "I can show you."

Ezreal opened his mouth, then closed it silently, his teeth clicking together.

He nodded dumbly.

This couldn't be happening… Right?

Kai'sa dismantled her shoulder cannons first, placing them on her dresser. Then she removed her claws as if she was taking off gloves and boots. Then she looked at Ezreal, dead in the eyes, and the voidflesh that covered her body disappeared, receding back into her spine, leaving her totally naked.

She stood tall and unembarrassed, openly staring at him. Her full breasts rose and fell with her breath, her flat belly flexed. Her hips were wide and her thighs were thick and powerful, dense muscle rippled under the smooth flesh.

Ezreal quickly crossed his legs to cover up his growing erection, and folded his hands on his knee, bouncing his foot.

"Cool! That's, uh, that's great!" He said, looking at the wall very intensely. Very intensely not looking at Kai'sa's very naked, voluptuous body directly in front of him. Nope.

Kai'sa raised an eyebrow.

"It's your turn, isn't it?" She asked.

"Huh?" He still wasn't looking at her.

Kai'sa crossed her arms. "I thought you were propositioning me."

"What?" He asked. "Oh!" He exclaimed. " I mean, of course!" Ezreal stood up and scrambled to unbuckle the belts around his waist. Why would he wear multiple belts in the first place? This was seriously impeding his smoothness.

Kai'sa squinted at him, pursing her lips. "I see that I misunderstood you." She stated.

Ezreal continued to valiantly try to get his pants off in a semi-cool fashion. "Yes, but hey! I'm not complaining!" Oh yeah. Boots. Those need to come off first. Duh.

All of his blood had rushed southward and he wasn't thinking correctly.

"I apologize, I should not have assumed you wanted to have sex simply because you sought shelter in my room and inquired about my exoskeleton."

"No, no, no, I'm totally into it!" Ezreal said before adding, "if you still are, that is." He paused in disrobing.

"Yes, I am 'into it'." Kai'sa didn't quite make air quotes but it was implied by her tone.

"Fantastic! Let me just…" Ezreal pulled one of his boots off, teetering on one leg.

With a growl, Kai'sa shoved him onto the bed and climbed on top of him, straddling his hips. She grabbed the front of his shirt with both hands and tore it in half.

"Woah!" Ezreal exclaimed.

She made a concerned face. "Am I being too forward?"

"Maybe try not to destroy my dashing adventurer garb. It's one of the many attributes with which I attract all the ladies."

She gave him an unimpressed look.

He whined, "It worked on you, didn't it?"

"Fair enough." She shrugged.

"Let's start with some kissing? I know I seem like a casanova but this is my first time so…" Ezreal trailed off.

"Me too."

"Really?"

She nodded. "I'm fresh from a decade in the void."

"Ah. Makes sense."

"Kissing?" Kai'sa prompted.

"Yes."

They stared at each other.

Kai'sa's eyes flickered to Ezreal's lips. She leaned in slowly, closing her eyes.

Ezreal surged forward and their teeth clicked together painfully.

"Ouch!" He said.

"Hm." Kai'sa hummed thoughtfully.

"Do over?"

"Yes."

They both leaned forward slowly, tilting their heads in either direction and their lips met softly.

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Ezreal darted his tongue out to swipe at Kai'sa's lips, tasting her for the first time. She parted her lips and allowed him access. He licked along the inside of her smooth teeth. She hummed, undulating her body against his, creating a sweet friction between them.

He sighed into the kiss, running a hand through her long, dark, silky hair and down her back.

Caressing his tongue with her own, Kai'sa dragged a hand heavily down Ezreal's bare chest, as he arched his back to get closer to her touch.

She dragged a fingernail along the seam on the fly of his pants and he inhaled a sharp breath through his nostrils.

As they kissed, she rocked her hips against his in a heady rhythm, luxuriating in the feeling of them sliding against each other, legs slotted together, panting in the quiet privacy of her room.

Their hearts raced in tandem, their breathing heavy.

Ezreal still had one boot on and his shirt was torn in half but he could care less.

Kai'sa leaned away, breaking the kiss and Ezreal whined, trying to pull her back down. She smiled, pushing him away to his confusion and slowly unzipped his pants.

"Nevermind, ignore me," He gasped, "You can keep doing what you're doing."

She pulled his length out, rubbing his velvety hardness against herself to get it slippery, then angled it back and slightly downward.

He met with the resistance of her hymen, straining against the thin barrier of flesh.

"Don't move." Kai'sa instructed, placing a warm hand on his thigh.

She rotated her hips in slow circles, wetting the tip and loosening herself.

She slowly pulled it out, before gently sliding it back in deeper than before, savoring the burning stretch. Each time she moved, Ezreal gasped soundlessly, his hips stuttering minutely as he barely controlled himself from thrusting up into her, blindly seeking the hot, wet tightness.

She repeated the process several times, their flesh meeting and parting and meeting once more with a moist sound.

She managed to gradually sink farther down until Ezreal was in to the hilt. She sighed shakily and contentedly.

Ezreal rubbed his hands over her hips, smiling up at her.

Without warning, she lifted herself up and slammed back down.

He gasped, throwing his head back with a shout.

Kai'sa flicked her dark hair out of her face and raised an eyebrow. "You do realize that I have neighbors?"

Ezreal clapped his hands over his mouth. "Sorry."

"Don't be. Let them hear you." She said with a predatory smile. He removed his hands from his face, placing them on her waist and grinned back at her.

She bounced up and down, putting her thick thighs to work. He bent his knees and grabbed her ass, using her momentum to slam her down harder.

"Fuck!" He cried out.

The slapping of flesh and heavy breathing echoed in Kai'sa's sparse room.

Her bed creaked in protest.

Ezreal didn't know what to do with his hands, he grabbed Kai'sa's ass, her thighs, her hips, her calves, her breasts, he caressed her belly, her face, her neck, her arms and shoulders. He fisted his hands in the sheets, seeking anything to hold onto to ground himself in the sensation he was losing himself in.

Kai'sa leaned forward, taking both his hands in hers.

She licked his neck with carnal slowness, tasting the jump of his pulse under her tongue. Ezreal tipped his head back and groaned. She sucked at the tender skin under his jaw, hard enough to leave a mark. She was acting on pure instinct, no idea what she was doing, except that it felt good. She just wanted to mark him. To claim him.

She was the hunter and he was her prey.

She slowed down, rocking her hips steadily.

She pulled one of her hands back and rubbed her clitoris in a figure eight pattern, rolling her hips over his in a deliciously slow motion.

Ezreal let out a gasp at her tightening around him, and she gasped in return as he pulsated, a feedback loop of pleasure and want.

"Just checking," she clarified, out of breath, "Is this good for you? Because this is amazing for me."

"God, yes." Ezreal panted.

"Good. Now, I want to try something. Let's mix it up."

She rolled them over, so Ezreal was on top of her and wrapped her legs around his waist. She urged him on with the backs of her ankles. Ezreal thrusted into her while moaning her name.

Her bed bounced and shook as their hips met repeatedly. She wrapped her arms around his neck, bent at the elbow and pulled him down, biting his lower lip.

His legs shook with the strain of thrusting as hard as he could, driving his hips down into hers.

With one hand between them, rubbing vigorously on her clit and the other hand fisted in Ezreal's hair, she tugged hard on his blonde locks.

His breath caught. "Kai, I'm gonna cum!" Ezreal bit out.

Kai'sa held eye contact with him, pressing their foreheads together. "Me too," she breathed heavily, "Cum inside me." She murmured, kissing him breathlessly. She wrapped both arms around his back and held him close as they both came together.

He made a sound as if he'd been stabbed. Kai'sa arched her spine, pressing her breasts against Ezreal's chest and dragging her nails down his back as she kissed him fiercely.

He thrusted frantically through his orgasm, sending her over the edge. It coursed through her in delicious waves as she felt his steaming hot seed fill her womb. Her eyes rolled back into her head and her mouth opened in a soundless stuttering gasp.

Ezreal collapsed on top of her and they lay there breathing heavily for several long moments, catching their breath, before Ezreal rolled to the side.

He sighed contentedly, putting his arms behind his head, savoring the afterglow.

She chuckled.

"What?" He asked tiredly and a little defensively.

"I can't believe you didn't take your gauntlet off."

His eyes widened in horror.

"Gauntlet! Oh no! I'm sorry buddy, I didn't mean for you to see that!"

Kai'sa cocked her head, watching him with confusion.

He sat up and quickly took off his gauntlet and placed it on the bed, covering it up with a blanket, as if shielding its eyes from Kai'sa's nakedness.

He dragged a hand over his face while groaning.

"I got so caught up in the moment, I didn't even think about it! And - and I'm so used to wearing it that it didn't even register to me." He explained.

She sat up too, resting an arm on her knee, "Did you just apologize… to your gauntlet?"

Ezreal frowned at her. "It's like a friend to me, or a pet, or… something. It's complicated." He said. "If I'd known you and I were going to…" he trailed off and waved his hands in a complicated gesture between the two of them.

"Have sex?" She supplied with a small smile.

"Yeah... That. Then I would have left it in my room. Given us some privacy."

Kai'sa grew less teasing and more serious. she nodded. "I see. I'm sorry that your privacy was not respected. We can be more careful in the future."

"It's okay, it's not your fau- in the future?!" Ezreal blurted, a large grin on his face.

Kai'sa nodded. "This is something I'd wish to pursue if you'd like to, as well."

"Absolutely!"

She smiled at him.

Banging erupted from the other side of the door.

They looked at eachother, then to the door expectantly.

Darius's voice shouted from the other side: "Ezreal! I know you're in there! I heard you all the way from the Noxus Wing! Now, open up so I can pummel you for stealing my prized banner!"

Ezreal paled.

Kai'sa laughed and pulled Ezreal down into bed to cuddle.