Hi, My Name is Fountain Khan McMuffin, But you can Call me Fonty for Short. In Fact, This Story is about Me and my Experience about Watching Uncle Grandpa. And I've been an Uncle Grandpa Fan Since the year 2013. But I've been Writing Secret Fanfiction since My Father, Felix McMuffin Grounded me... I mean, Seriously, I have No Idea why My Dad Grounded me, But Still, He was Only trying to Protect me that's for Sure.
I've Watched Uncle Grandpa since 2013.
But in the year 2017, After Uncle Grandpa Got Cancelled, I gave up watching Uncle Grandpa and Cartoon Network and Matured. I've decided that Reading the Book is Better.
I've atoned myself since June 30th, 2017.
I lived with My Siblings, Fontiana McMuffin, Peppermint McMuffin and Pony McMuffin, and Yes, Even my Younger Brother, Chauncy McMuffin.
My Mother's Name was Flower McMuffin, That's For Sure.
And Speaking of Uncle and Grandpa, My Uncle was named Morris Jr. McMuffin, the Fox. And My Grandfather's Name was Morris Sr. McMuffin. My Uncle and Grandpa on my Dad's Side shared the Same Same, But except the Grandpa is the Senior and the Uncle is the Junior.
But Before I watched Uncle Grandpa, Let me tell you a Story about How I watched other Classic Cartoon Network shows.
I was Born in the Year 1995, And I am the Eldest Quadruplet of the Siblings.
I was Born First.
My Sister Fontiana McMuffin is Born Second
My Other Sister Peperment McMuffin is born Third.
My Brother Pony McMuffin is Born Fourth.
Pony was the Youngest of the Quadruplet.
In the Beginning: My Siblings and I Watched Cartoon Network Since, But Only my Younger Brother Pony refrains from watching Cartoon Network, He is More Fond of Books than Television.
I use to Watch Tom and Jerry, Scooby-Doo, Yogi Bear, Huckleberry Hound, Looney tunes, Popeye the Sailor Man, Casper the Friendly Ghost, Tiny-toon Adventures, Animaniacs and some of the Other Classics Cartoons.
However, My Others Siblings Want to Watch Edutainment Cartoons, too, I wanted to Watch Cartoon Network So Bad, But My Parents Made me Watch Educational TV instead.
Of Course, I watched Barney and Friends, Teletubbies, Sesame Street, The Muppets, Caillou and other PBS Edutainment Cartoon.
And Not only I watch Entertainment Cartoon, I also watched Educational cartoons, too.
I Use to Watch Disney Movies, too... And I use to Watch Playhouse Disney, Depending on Which edutainment Cartoons I watched.
I Even use to Play Videogames, and Edutainment Video Games with my Siblings, too.
I Even Played Commander Keen And Wrote my First Retelling Fanfiction Story called, "Fonty's Adventures in Commander Keen". I love Playing Commander Keen ever since I was a Bunny.
I used to Play Sierra's Early Math, Too. My Siblings and I loved that Game, too.
We even played Storybook Weaver and Wrote Stories. Dad bought it for us. How Nice of Him. He wanted us to learn how to become Brilliant Writers. We love writing Stories.
We use to go to Chuck E Cheeses to Play in the Ball Pits, too. But It's a shame that there are no Ball Pits today anymore.
I played Putt-Putt, Fatty Bear, Freddi Fish, Junior Field Trips, Pajama Sam, and So on, My Siblings played those games, too.
I use to Play Word Rescue and Math Rescue, too. My Siblings and I loved those Games, Because It's Awesome, And together, We wrote Fan Fiction about The Games we played.
I love watch Cartoons, But I hate Doing Homework and Playing Video Games, Because Homework is Boring. But Dad wants us to Do Homework anyway, So we can gain Knowledge. I don't like Gaining Knowledge, It's Boring and Exhausting. What is Dad trying to do? Kill Us with boredom? Yeah, Sometimes Dad can be Boring Sometimes, But Homework needs to be Done. Ugh... I hate doing Homework.
in the year 1999, We Watch Cartoon Cartoons, We Watched Dexter's Lab, Power puff Girls, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Cow and Chicken, I.M. Weasel, and more. We also watched Nickelodeon, and Nick Jr.
I watched Rugrats, Doug, Ren and Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, CatDog, and Spongebob Squarepants, and Other Nickelodeon entertainment. However on Nick Jr. My Siblings and I watched Nick Jr. Classics, too. Like Little Bill, Oswald the Blue Octopus, Maggie.
I especially Watched Adult Animated Cartoons, too, But My Dad grounded me for it and warned me about watching inappropriate adult animated Cartoons. I hate being Grounded, But My Dad is letting me Know that I am being Protected from Con artists and Predators. He is doing his best protecting us and providing for us.
I especially Hate being scolded by my Dad, too. But He is also letting me know that he is trying to protect me.
Yeah, I bullied my Younger siblings, and they snitched on me. Yes, Especially my little brother Pony, He snitched on me For Bullying and for watching Cartoons that are too violent. I hate being snitched on by my Siblings.
Yep, We bullied each other.
The Worst Part is for me, My Parents favored Pony over Me. And I envied my Younger Brother and Hated him...
in any year in the 2000s, I watched Computer Animated movies, Like Shrek, Shark tale, Mega mind, Kung Fu Panda, and other Dream works family Films. Yes, Nobody knows that there are Subliminal Messages hidden inside the Family Movie. But yeah, Subliminal Messages are like Adult Jokes. My Brother Pony Doesn't like Adult Jokes, and He avoids watching it and prefers doing his homework.
I thought Adult Jokes are Funny, but My Brother Pony was the Stool Pigeon and does Snitch on Me.
I Envied Against my Brother Pony, Always getting the Attention, And Before Chauncy was Born, I decided to Lure into the Forest by Blind Folding him and Threw him into the Pit. Then I sold him to Slavery, too.
When I returned home, My Parents were wondering where Pony's Whereabout were, I told them a Lie and Said, "Pony Ran away from home". I was so Envious towards Pony for getting the Attention, But I am Glad I've Got Rid of Him, Because I am Dying for My Parents' Affection!
I tried to comfort my Parents, But My Parents refused to be Comforted, Assuming that Pony is Dead, Which he is Not.
Although Deep Down, I am Guilty for sending my younger brother Away into Slavery.
And Worse, My Mom and going to have another Child. Which is the Worse. It's Not easy having Siblings.
My Dad Decided to plan a Rescue Party for My Annoying Little Brother Pony.
I use to Watch Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy, Baby Looney tunes, Krypto the super Dog, the cramp twins, Pokémon, Dragon Balls Franchise and Foster's Home For Imaginary friends, and Camp Lazlo, and Chowder, and Flapjack, and Ben Ten, and Johnny Test, and Skunk Fu, any acquired animations for cartoon network.
on August 25th 2005, My Brother Chauncy was Born, I envied against him and Called him Stupid, My Dad was Not here when Chauncy was Born. so He can Ground Me.
I have two cousins. Nofty (on my Dad's side) and Fender (On my Mom's side). What's Worse, Nofty was a Bigger Bully than I am, and He never felt any remorse for Bullying. Yes, Even He made a Scapegoat out of me, too. Not only I was Guilty, I was a Scapegoat, too. and Nofty Scapegoated for nothing. Yes, I felt Somewhat Remorseful on the inside for abandoning my Annoying Brother Pony. But I refuse to admit my Remorse.
Anyways, I Watched the First Pilot of Uncle Grandpa, Part of the Secret Mountain Fort Awesome. Weirdest Cartoon I have ever seen.
And Somewhere in the 2010's before 2013, I've watch Adventure Time, the Amazing World of Gumby, and Regular Show.
Of Course I Bullied my Younger siblings. A LOT. But Worse, Nofty Bullied us. He especially Bullied me and scapegoated me. I got grounded Because of Nofty, too.
My Brother has been Gone since October 5th, 2004. until October 2012, 8 years later, Pony is Rescued. and I reconciled with him. But Pony told me to Save my Breath, Letting me Know I was trying to Protect him even if I was a Complete Bully. I was confused what he is Saying. But He is willing to forgive me no matter what.
Yep, That's the Back Story I Told, Right Before I watched the full series of Uncle Grandpa.
Yeah, I know it's impossible to believe, But Sometimes, The Show is Funny, and sometimes it's embarrassing.
And sometimes embracing the Weird can be really difficult to do, And it costs a lot of patience to embrace the Weird.
Anyways, That's the End of the Introduction. Let me tell you about How I watch Uncle Grandpa, and How I stopped Watching Uncle Grandpa. But for Now, This is Fonty McMuffin Signing Off.
