AN: 3 chapters in a day, Im the king of writing.
Chapter 3: Space and Wolf
Randon and the man were shopping. The man now had light blue teashirt than says cool in white letters and dark blue sneakers. Then they go the gun store and the man bought ak47 and rocket launcher and ammo to them and super shotgun.
Then they went to the sword store and there they see a concerned looking wolf kitsune. She looked like Holo/Horo but her boobs were size 2 or 3 instead of 1, and she wore a red medieval short and a purple medieval normal skirt, and a green medieval combat boots. She was talking to the sword salesman, who looked like Altair but older. "That's a real muramasa period katana, I found it myself in an abandoned castle in Japan" said the salesman. "Cool" she said.
"Excuse me, but you might know something about the end of the world?" – inrerrupted human. She turned around and when their eyes met, they didn't wanted to ever look away for a moment. "I don't know anything about that". "Then why are you looking concerned?". "An evil sheriff took over a colony of New Nothingam and put my friend maiden Marise in the dungeon". "We should help her stop him" – said krogan. "Sure, you can join me. My name is Rihanna but you can simply call me Rin". "Im Randon". "I don't have a name, because amnesia". "Shouldn't you then choose a new name". "Maybe, but I didn't came up with it yet".
Rin bought her katana and the man tried to buy the same, but it was the only sword like that, so he bought a double bladed chainsaw instead. Then they bought other stuff like fuel, groceries and medi-gel and more clothes.
Then they went into the ship, but this time it was even more cramped, since there was 3 people in 1 person ship and kitsune's boobs were right into human's face, but they both liked it for some reason.
They flew to new Notingam planet and when they entered atmosphere a dot appeared on sheriff's radar and he laughed and pressed the fire missile button. The missile rocket hit the ship and they were catapulted, and flew into different directions. They all have parachutes and they worked.
Rin landed into a swamp and was attacked by crocodile. "Time to test my new sword she said and cut the crocodile in half. The other crocodiles came, but Rin said "I can make as much puses as I want". The crocodiles were scared and ran away. She then went to the city.
Randon was unlucky and landed into sheriff's custle. He was fighting the police guards bravely, but then the sheriff came with a revolver and shot him through both legs. He was short and fat and bald and with evil moustashe, he wore sheriff uniform with a dark sheriff star. The krogan fell and was imprisoned.
The man fell into city and was aproached by two officers who said "in the name of shreriff you are under arrest". "No" he said and shot them to dead from his ak. "Thank you" said the citizens, but you need to hide, because more police will come, sio he jumped in a sewer and hide.
As Rin was walking through the forest, she heard party sounds. She walked there and seen a bunch of people in green caps and tunics. They noticed her and she came out of the bushes and then their leader came out of the tree. He looked like Robin Hood, except he had a futuristic bow. "What a beutiful lady like you doing in a forest?". "I came to stop the sheriff's evil reign of terorre and rescue maiden Marisa."."We are doing the same thing, let's join together". And then another green dude run in and said "the sheriff is planning another execution today, this time he is going to kil a krogan". "Oh no, Randon is gonna die. We need to save him" "And that's what we will do". "My name is Rihanna, or just Rin and who are you". "Im Robin Hood II".
The man was walking through the sewers, and then he sees a wolus in green radsuit stuck in pipe. "Help me". "I will help you" he said and pulled the wolus out. "Thank you kind stranger" he said. "Are you hiding from the police two?" asked human. "Yes, Im a member of the merry man gang and we are trying to defeat the evil sheriff". "Great, let's join together". Then a message came to wolrus, omnitool and it said, that sheriff is planning to execute a krogan today. "We need to stop it".
Random was thrown in a dungeon cell with a girl that looked like Reimu and was dressed in maiden outfit. "Why are you in a prison?" he asked. "Im a shinto maiden and the sheriff banned all religion, so the people had no hope". "Well, I lost my hope already". "Why?". "The Sheriff shot both of my legs and the execution is today". "But you need to believe and save yourself". Then hope returned to krogan and he realized that he still had arms. He then lunged himself with the arms and punched out the prison bars.
Two police guards game but he lunged himself at them too, killed them, and then loothed medi-gel from their bodies and healed his legs. He then freed other prisoners, there was a short bald man in red robes, he was an arch-deacon, a tall bald man that looked like Tien, he was a buddist monk, a man that looked like Aladdin and was dressed in white islamic cloth, he was a khaliph, a man who looked like Dhalsim, he was a brahman, and a man that looked like Socrates, he was a pagan greek philosopher.
More policeman came, but Marisa shot a magic ball at them, brahman stretched his arm and punched like Luffy, monk used ki blasts, philosopher shot lightning, because he was a son of Zeus, arch-deacon summoned holy fire on them, khaliph cut them with his magic scimitar and Randon punched them.
The Religious squad and a krogan fought their way through the police all the way to execution arena where the sheriff was. But then they were surrounded by thousands of policeman and sheriff and the executioners, who looked like a typical medieval executioner, but had gravity hammer instead of a axe.
The suddenly some of the vievers ripped out their clocks and they turned out to be the merry men and Rin. Then the human and the wolus jumped out from the sewer. "Sheriff, give up, your evil rain of terror is over. People rise up against your evil" said Robin Hood II and then everyone starded to attack the police, even some policeman turned good and attacked the bad ones.
Everything turned into a blood bath. Merry men shot their plasma, explosive and laser arrows at the police, the man shot one policeman after another, religious squad continued smithing them with holy stuff, Randon punched some more and Rin used he magic and threw fireballs at them.
Then the executioner tried to attack the krogan, but Randod dodged his hammer and punched a hole through him, and then executioner died.
But then the sheriff fired and his bullet killed a marry men, but then it started ricoshetting and killed all the merry men, except wolus, who was far away and Robin Hood II, who shot the bullet with his plasma arrow. "Maybe you can stop one evil bullet, but you can't stop all six of them hahahahaha" laught sherrif. "Try it dingus" said Rin. "Die you stray bitch" the sheriff shot all his bullets at her, but she used ricoshet shield spell and reflected the bullets back at him and turned him into sweet cheese.
All the evil policeman gave up after sheriff's death. "Hooray" everyone rejoiced. "But who will lead the colony after sheriff is dead" asked wolus. Then a dude who looked like John Wick came out from the shadows, it was president Richard. "I am sorry, that that happened, I really trusted the sheriff, but I was wrong and he turned evil. I spent more time fighting batarians in Terminus than governing New Nothingam, so I qit my job and make Robin Hood II our new president".
Everyone clapped and danced.