AN: Really rolling with this muse hehe. This is sort of crack by the way so not your thing, go read something else

When the ninja had gotten over the fact that there were guest rooms, strange ninja called shinobi living in them and that apparently Kakashi had a bad habit of keeling over (which they had witnessed firsthand), they began to ask questions.
"So where exactly do you live?" Nya asked.
"Konohagakure, the village hidden in the leaves! Home to Ichiraku ramen, and the coolest shinobi ever!"
"Er... what's ramen?" asked Cole.
"THERE IS NO RAMEN. NO ICHIRAKU RAMEN," screamed Naruto. "How do you survive?"
"You have tomatoes right?" Sasuke asked Nya in an undertone. Nya nodded her head.
"So, since you know who we are and numerous other things, I have no choice but to put a seal on this dimension before leaving for your own protection, you know," Kakashi said, somehow standing in the room with smoke drifting around him.
"Kaka-sensei, you should be in bed!" shouted Sakura.
"Maa, I'll be fine, I've done kamui 3 times agains Deidara you know, one measly dimension jump won't tire me," he said. "Besides, we can train together perhaps, if Wu-sama obliges." Wu nodded.
"Hey, Ooji-chan, has anyone told you you look like the Sandaime Hokage," Naruto burst out.
"Don't be offended," Sakura whispered. "With him, nicknames are signs of respect."
Wu chuckled. "Follow Kakashi, and obey him as you would me."
"So, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, you guys have the honour of watching a bell test by the great Sharingan no Kakashi," Kakashi proclaimed.
"Hey, can we wait for Lloyd? He was with his dad doing some ninja business for the city, he is supposed to be here soon though," said Zane.
"Hey you, Zane, was it? How did you get the ice kekkei genkai? The only person we knew had it was Haku and I'm pretty sure he was too young for kids, that and he's dead," asked Sasuke. "He was pretty powerful, more powerful than Kakashi sensei, and younger than us too."
"I do not remember meeting anybody called Haku or anybody who posses the ice element other than me. I assure you my element's residence in me is as much a mystery to me as it is to you. I have no mother and my father was not an elemental master. Perhaps it was a gift from someone?"
"Hey, Lloyd's back now so we can start!" Jay shouted with Lloyd at his side.
"Hi, I'm Garmadon, Lloyd, Master of Energy, part dragon, part oni. Hehe," he rubbed the back of his head sheepishly.
"Hello Lloyd, we were just about to start training, I'm sure your friends will fill you in later on who we are and why we are here. Yes. The bell test, the ultimate test to see if you are worthy of being genin or not. In Konoha, this is a pass or fail. On team 7's first try they partially passed. On their second they could have passed fully but were unable to due to ... complications. Your objective is to take a bell from me. As you can see, there are only four bells, this means two of you will surely fail. The consequences for the failers can be discussed with Wu-sama. Come at me with the intent to kill, otherwise you will be unable to touch me. You may use your powers but refrain from damaging your monastery. I'm sure you will not enjoy that. Anyway. Start!"
Jay ran with his lightning nunchucks spinning from one hand before hitting air as Kakashi had jumped a good few feet into the air. Zane took this opportunity to throw shuriken at him, all of which Kakashi caught.
"C'mon sensei, now you're just showing off," grumbled Naruto.
Kakashi responded by sending one of Zane's shuriken at Naruto, smacking him with the flat side on his forehead. "Oi!" the blond yelled and turned to talk to Sasuke about ramen.
Cole lit up his lava arms and punched the ground, creating a mile deep chasm which Kakashi stepped to the side to avoid. Furious, that this random-ass dude could defeat the best ninja, Kai sprinted fast, but not fast enough to catch Kakashi as he jumped into a tree, launching a barrage of shuriken that only kami knew where he had got from. Nya retaliated, gathering up water into a dragon. "Nani?" Kakashi thought. "She can do the Suiryū: Mizu ryū-jutsu (Water style: Water Dragon Jutsu)!" Behind him, team 7 was gaping, having recognised the style from their fight with Zabuza. "She didn't even use hand signs! How?" exclaimed Sakura.
Nya formed the water dragon and directed it towards Kakashi, unbeknownst to her, that Kakashi was a shadow clone. The dragon hit the clone and burst into clouds of smoke.
"Nya, you did it! This is proof that we are the best ninja! Didn't you guys say Kakashi was one of the best shinobi? Look we defeated him!" yelled Kai.
Instead of being awed at the power if the elemental ninja, Sakura was laughing uncontrollably and trying (unsuccessfully) to stifle it with her hand. Next to her, Naruto was in hysterics, laughing so hard his breath came in ragged pants. Even Sasuke was grinning, a wide smile from ear to ear.
"Those guys are weird, we just defeated their sensei and they're laughing about it," pointed out Jay.
In beetween laughs, Naruto gasped out, "You can't defeat sharingan no Kakashi, in fact he's right BEHIND YOU!"
The ninja turned around slowly to see Kakashi, fully dry and waving a kunai. "This test could have been over in five minutes if I had used ninjutsu. I didn't simply because I didn't want to accidentally kill anyone. You do not work as a team. Lloyd, as team leader, a wise precaution is to is to make sure your team work as one. Of course, if your ninjutsu was strong enough, your attacks one after another would be a very strategic form of combat. You are weaker that your opponent. What should you do? Use water and lighning styles to electrocute your opponent. Fire and earth. Trap the opponent in the earth and finish them off."
"But, Kakashi, that's how Pein killed you. Without the electrocution though," complained Sasuke. "Surely it would be foolish to teach people a trick that can be used against you."
The ninja gaped in silent horror. Was this man dead? Were they all dead? Was this the afterlife? Were the shinobi ghosts?
Kakashi answered, "Technically, I killed myself, also being dead was great, I met everyone again. Anyway, I'm alive now, thanks to Naruto and his lovely talk no jutsu, so why worry?"
The ninjas jaws hit the floor. Literally. Kakashi had pulled a lovely headhunter jutsu while he was talking and now all the ninja were mostly buried in the ground.
Lloyd formed energy in his hands and busted his way out, rubble flying everywhere. In a few seconds, all the other ninja were out as well, fighting stances out.
"Rasengan! How the fuck do you have Rasengan? Only Yondaime hokage, me, Kakashi-sensei, Yamato-sensei and Jiraya can do Rasengan! Who taught you? Jiraya? Is this what he does when he dissappears?" yelled Naruto, getting a knock on the head that sent him flying through the air.
"BAKA. I'm a medinin. I can break every bone in your body and heal them together again," Sakura said through gritted teeth.
"Sorry," Naruto mumbled, adding something about scary women and Tsunade.
"So basically, you all failed, unless you can get a bell from me in the next two minutes," Kakashi continued. Needless to say, the ninja could not retrieve a bell.