The Weirdmageddon Epilogue Ep2: Date Pressure!

by Thebriefcase101

Dipper and Pacifica are officially a couple, which has turned into the most discussed news topic in Gravity Falls. But Dipper is not amused and wants to have a REAL date away from all the admirers, where he can be alone with his new girlfriend. However, she has other plans in mind, and wants to propose to Dipper with a diamond ring, only 2 days into their relationship...

IMPORTANT: Read the first episode before reading this one so you get a better understanding of the story. It's called "The Weirdmageddon Epilogue: Don't be Specifica With Pacifica!" And is Available on my profile... :)

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[The daylight strikes down on the small town of Gravity Falls. All the store owners downtown turns the sign around from "Closed" to "Open" and unlocks the entrances to their parlors.]

[But what they don't realize yet, is that they're gonna get shocked from what they see next...]

Pacifica: Move out of the way, dorks!

[Camera cuts to Pacifica as she is walking down the sidewalk with her new boyfriend, Dipper. They're both wearing sunglasses and are holding hands, while they're trying to look as intimidating as possible. It is also revealed that their wounds from last episode has healed as they're no longer wearing bandages. Pop music that someone would hear on a fashion show starts playing.]

Citizens: (Simultaneously) Oh my!/Is that Dipper?/They're so cute together!

Male store owner: Everyone, make way for Pacifica!

[All the citizens on said sidewalk dashes out of the way and backs up against the buildings. Everyone exclaims in shock as they stare at the new couple.]

Dipper: (Weirded out) Um, why is everyone staring at us??

Pacifica: (Flatly) Try not to mind it! I have to deal with this all the time!

[Everyone starts taking pictures of the kids as a group of admirers now follows them. The flashes from the cameras blinds Dipper's eyes.]

Dipper: (Annoyed; Covers eyes) Argh! And how exactly am I supposed to avoid that!??

Pacifica: (Apathetic) Eh, you'll get used to that, too...

[An OB-truck drives up to the scene and parks across the street. Female news reporter Shandra Jimenez runs out of the truck, followed by her male cameraman. They halt by the crowd surrounding Dipper and Pacifica. Shandra takes out her microphone; the cameraman puts the large, heavy video camera on his shoulder and kneels down on one leg.]

Shandra: (Stressed) Alright, I'm gonna ask one last time – DOES my hair look alright!?

Cameraman: (Thumbs up) You look marvelous, darling!

Shandra: Good! Start recording NOW!!

[Camera cuts to the Recording's point-of-view. Shandra is in the focus, while in the background, Dipper and Pacifica are waving at their fans, still holding hands together.]

Shandra: (Comments) We are now reporting live from downtown where it seems that two lovebirds has landed, where the famous Miss Gravity Falls is now dating local townsboy Dipper Pines!

[A young, blonde fangirl wearing a shirt with Dipper's face on it pops up on screen.]

Fangirl: WE LOVE YOU, DIPPEEERR!!

[Shandra pushes the fangirl away.]

Shandra: (Clears throat) A-anyways, as I was saying...

(Krrt...)

[The channel switches with a static effect as the scene changes to a TV. The channel switches to another news outlet, where someone is interviewing the magenta-haired girl Tiffany, a former friend of Pacifica who used to follow her around.]

News pop-up text: TIFFANY: FORMER FRIEND OF PACIFICA

Tiffany: (Bratty tone) I can't believe that Pacifica would betray us like that! She knows much better than to date some dumb city boy who probably doesn't know how to french-kiss!

[Pacifica's former dark-skinned friend slides into the picture as she stands next to Tiffany. Her name is revealed to be Tina.]

Tina: You said it, gurl! I agree with everything you said!

Tiffany and Tina: (Together, points at screen) Pacifica, you're no friend of US anymore!!!—

[The TV-screen turns off. It cuts to Pacifica who is revealed to be the one who turned off the TV with a remote.]

Pacifica: (Angrily) Screw them!! They don't know what they are talking about!

[Pacifica and Dipper are now in a remote café with no one else allowed inside, with Dipper lying down on a couch reading a magazine. The blinds on the windows are rolled down so no one can check inside.]

[Pacifica walks across the room.]

Dipper: (Uninterested) Are you sure? It sounded pretty clear to me that they're serious with what they said...

[Pacifica leaps onto a nearby couch and plants her face into a pillow.]

Pacifica: (Muffled, worn out) It's like everyone wants a piece of my cake after you and I started dating! Pardon my french, but it's TRUE!! I hate being famous...

[Dipper gives Pacifica a concerning look. He then sits straight up and throws the magazine on the table.]

Dipper: (Unsurely) Well, I'm not trying to be rude or anything, but you kiiinda brought this upon yourself!

Pacifica: (Lifts head up) What do you mean?

[Dipper gets up from the couch and walks towards the window.]

Dipper: Pacifica, we've been dating for only two days and you've already smeared my clothes with your fame. I mean, take a look at this!

[Dipper rolls up the blinds. Outside the window, a whole audience of Dipper's fangirls have gathered, wearing his merchandise and are holding up signs saying e.g "WE LOVE YOU DIPPER" and "DIPCIFICA FOREVER".]

[Dipper rolls the blinds back down again.]

Dipper: Don't you think that we should've taken things a little bit slower? Without anyone knowing??

[Pacifica sits up straight on the couch, leaving room for Dipper.]

Pacifica: (Dejected) C'mon, Dipper, I'm a Northwest! People would've figured out our relationship sooner or later anyways! (Points at herself) I have to deal with Paparazzi trying to break into my house almost every day! It's not possible!!

[Dipper jumps up on Pacifica's couch and takes a seat next to her. He grabs both her hands and holds them caringly.]

Dipper: Well, then instead of going out and reveal yourself to the public, how about you and I have a real date instead?

Pacifica: (Tilts head, confused) "A real date"??

Dipper: (Uplifting) Yeah! Y'know, we could maybe go over to your place where we can cuddle up together while watching a movie, eat a fancy dinner etcetera... Somewhere we won't get bothered by other people.

[Pacifica blushes.]

Pacifica: (Smiles) Oh, one of those dates, huh? (Excitedly) Let's do it tonight, already!

Dipper: Great!

[Dipper lets go of Pacifica's hands and kisses her on the cheek. He jumps off from the couch and starts walking towards the exit.]

Dipper: I'll be there by seven! (Smirks) This little face needs a lift-up first!

Pacifica: (Chuckles) Ehehe, alright!

(Dinglingding...)

[Dipper opens the exit and the sound of a door chime is heard. He walks outside and gets met with screaming fans.]

Fangirl 1: Over here, Dipper!!

Fangirl 2: I WANT YOU, DIPPER!!

Dipper: (From outside) Alright, one at a time, ladies!

[The door closes behind him. As Dipper is out of the picture, Pacifica immediately reaches for a magazine sitting on the table and opens a page.]

Pacifica: (To herself) Looks like things are working out as planned... If you just do this one, last thing to him... Then he will be yours forever!

[Camera cuts to the page Pacifica's on, showing an advertisement with a picture of a large, diamond wedding ring...]

[Scene ends.]

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[The Gravity Falls opening theme plays.]

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[After the intro is done playing, the next scene starts in the gift shop back at The Mystery Shack again. Wendy is on cashier duty texting on her phone by the counter while Soos is sweeping the floor with a broom, wearing Grunkle Stan's suit. No one else is seen there as the room is totally silent.]

(BAM!)

[The peace gets disrupted as Dipper arrives, kicking the door open and walking inside.]

Dipper: (Triumphed) Gentlemen, I finally have a date!

Wendy: Whoa, really??

Soos: Nice going, dude!

[Dipper walks up the counter.]

Dipper: Now I know what you're thinking – (Imitates) "But Dipper, haven't you already been on a date with her"?? Nope! This is a REAL date, if you know what I mean!

Wendy: Sick moves, bro! I'm happy that it's finally working out for you!

[Dipper blushes over Wendy's comment.]

Dipper: (Smiles, flattered) Heh, you really think that?

Wendy: (Cheerful) Yeah, man! Everyone has been going CRAZY over how much you and Pacifica are meant for eachother! And now the business is blooming because of you!

[Wendy points at a nearby shelf. A bunch of "Dipper and Pacifica" merchandise has been placed there, including T-shirts and hats.]

[Camera pans back to Dipper after showing the shelf. Dipper scratches his arm.]

Dipper: (Annoyed) Look, that's nice and all? ... But can we please cut it with the corporate greed already? Me and Pacifica are just a happy, normal couple and there's nothing more to it! I don't need everyone to follow us around like poodles!

Wendy: (Shoulder shrugs) Sure, I'm not complaining!

[Soos also shrugs.]

Soos: Yeah, me neither, dude!

Wendy: (Unsurely) Although, I don't think your great uncle would be so happy about that...

[Dipper raises an eyebrow.]

Dipper: (Confused) What do you m–

(SLAM!!)

[Dipper gets cut off as an energetic Grunkle Stan kicks open the door from the living room and stomps into the gift shop. He's wearing a shirt with Pacifica's face on it.]

Grunkle Stan: (Lively) WELL ISN'T THIS A TREAT!!! Where is my big man at!?!

Dipper: Um-

[He puts Dipper in a chokehold and gives him a noogie.]

Grunkle Stan: Heh, a knucklehead like you really knows how to spark up the competition! I'm retired and I already feel like HOME again!!

[He lets go of the grip around Dipper.]

Dipper: Grunkle Stan, I–

Grunkle Stan: (Clasps hands) So when's the wedding? I have like three-hundred shirts in the back with you and that bratty girl as bridegroom!

[Dipper is left in shock.]

Dipper: (Weirded out, shakes head) W-wait a minute, YOU'RE the one who has been putting all that trashy merchandise on the shelf!?!

Grunkle Stan: (Angrily) Watch your tone, kid! I put a lot of effort into those shirts when I ordered them from Asia! The workers there get paid with Peanuts!!

Dipper: (Annoyed) That's not what I–

Grunkle Stan: (Interrupts) So let's go back to the wedding! I've been meaning to contact Preston about this because there is a lot of cash involved! What do you think, should I call now or should I call in thirty minutes!?

[Dipper starts fueling up with rage as he clenches his fist. Fortunately, he calms down and exhales.]

Dipper: (Exhales, sighs) Forget this...

[Dipper walks grumpily into the living room, shutting the door behind him.]

Grunkle Stan: (Shouts) Bodies change, kiddo! Bodies change...

[Wendy sighs to herself, annoyed.]

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[In the living room, Dipper mutters to himself as he walks across towards the staircase.]

Dipper: (Quietly, ill-tempered) I hate everyone... Why did I even come here if everyone is just gonna annoy me...?

[He walks into the foyer and is about to walk up the stairs. But then...]

Mabel: HEYO!!

Dipper: AHH!!!

[Mabel pops up from behind the corner excitedly, startling Dipper.]

Dipper: (Pants) Jeez, Mabel! (Pants) You scared the living crud out of me! Weren't you supposed to be with Candy and Grenda today??

Mabel: (Apathetic) Eh, I scratched that off the list! They were busy today with... busyness. (Turns excited again) So instead, I was thinking you and I could spend the evening together, by playing THIS!!!

[She reveals a board game from behind her back and holds it up to Dipper's face. He squints his eyes and reads the text on the box.]

Dipper: "Connect four"?? Mabel, we played that game when we were like, seven!

Mabel: (Cheerfully) C'mon, that doesn't mean that we can't play it again! So whaddaya say? Time to sit down and be nostalgic again!?

Dipper: (Scratches head) I would love to, sis? But I have other things in mind today... I'm going on a date tonight over to Pacifica's house. So I won't be home until midnight again, probably!

Mabel: (Exclaims) Whaaat?? But you hung out with her all day, today! (Pleads) Don't you think it's time to spend a little time with meeeeeeee??

Dipper: (Protests) Yeah, but this date is different! I'm finally gonna be alone with her for once, away from all the fans disturbing us!

[Mabel pleads even more, getting puppy eyes.]

Mabel: (Beseech) But Dippeeer??What am I gonna do here all by myself, tonight!?

...

Dipper: (Unmoved, shrugs) Eh, you'll figure something out. Besides, you were the one who wanted us to be together in the first place, so you're finally getting what you wanted!!

[Mabel realizes. She moves her head downward, depressedly.]

Mabel: (Guilt) You're right, I should be happy for you... Have fun with Pacifica, I guess.

Dipper: (Shines up) Now that's the spirit! But don't worry, I'll probably have some time to spare with you when I return!

[Dipper runs up the stairs. Mabel is still motionless, hanging her head.]

Dipper: (From upstairs) And don't come into my room while I'm undressing, alright!?

[A door slam is heard upstairs. Mabel lets out a defeated groan, unhappy.]

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[It fades into a new scene, showing Dipper sitting outside on the rooftop at Wendy's hideout, as the sun is setting in the distance. He is now dressed in a black tuxedo and has his hair slicked backwards.]

[However, he doesn't appear to be so happy, as he is sitting on the edge, lost in thought with his face leaning on his hand.]

Dipper: ((Long sigh))

Wendy: Got enough room for one more, champ?

[Wendy comes into the picture as she has also snuck up on the roof. She walks up to Dipper and takes a seat on the wooden floor next to him.]

Dipper: (Glum) Oh. Hi, Wendy...

[Wendy notices Dipper's low-spirited mood.]

Wendy: Hey, what's gotten you down, huh? You have a date in like, an hour, brother!

Dipper: It's fine, I've just been thinking a bit...

Wendy: (Jokingly) You've been thinking!? Well don't leave me hanging then, tell me what's on your mind!

Dipper: Heh, it's nothing, really... (Despondent) I've just been thinking a bit about Pacifica. I can't really believe that I'm her boyfriend, to be honest...

Wendy: Yeah, I'd also be shocked if I was dating the richest girl in town, to be honest... And I'm not into girls, if that's what you're thinking!

Dipper: (Scoffs) Hm. But I just didn't realize how much attention I was gonna get from it... We've been together for less than a week and I already feel like such a rip-off...

[Wendy gets a suspicious tone in her voice.]

Wendy: (Raises eyebrow) Is this about what happened with Stan earlier? Look, I'm sure he didn't mean what he said about the "marriage", he was just being hysterical!

Dipper: (Exclaims) No it's not only that, it's everything!! The clothes, the fans, the news--... Pacifica has turned me into the "talk of the town" and I don't know if I'm comfortable with it! ...

Wendy: Well I'm sure she didn't want that to happen to you! It's the people's fault, not hers!

[Dipper does another sad sigh.]

Dipper: I guess you're right... I just feel like she didn't have to force everything upon me so quickly.

Wendy: (Flatly) Yeah, I can relate to that feeling.

[They both go silent as they stare up into the sky. Wendy then turns to Dipper again.]

Wendy: (Breaks silence) Hey, remember that one time where I turned you down last year?

Dipper: (Rolls eyes, annoyed) Oh great! You're gonna bring that up again...

Wendy: (Continues) You wanna know why I rejected you?

Dipper: (Confused) Because of our age-gap??

Wendy: Y-yeah, partly that! ...But it was also because I didn't want everyone to look down on us! If I was gonna date a twelve-year-old, everyone would give us weird looks all the time, and I didn't want to put you through that, dude!

[Dipper becomes even more gloomy as he stares down at his feet. Wendy continues.]

Wendy: But looking back at it now, I think I might regret that decision...

[His head rotates to Wendy again.]

Dipper: Wait, really?

Wendy: Yeah, dude! You're like, the coolest, most interesting guy I've ever met! Compared to everyone else, I would TOTALLY date you if I had the chance!

Dipper: (Turns worried) Wait, this isn't one of those illusions from Mabel's prison bubble, right??

Wendy: (Giggles) Hehe, of course not! I'm one-hundred percent honest with you right now!!

[She puts a caring hand on Dipper's shoulder.]

Wendy: (Softly) Look, what I'm trying to say is-- Pacifica is special to you, and you are special to her. Don't let the fact that she is different from you ruin everything! Instead you should always be there for her and cherish this relationship for as long as it lasts!

[Wendy's strong words manages to vitalize Dipper as he shines up a tiny bit.]

Dipper: (Smiles warmly) Thanks, Wendy. You're a really good friend!

[Wendy stands up.]

Wendy: I'm always here to help, dude!

[Wendy walks away towards the hatch.]

Wendy: See you after the date!

Dipper: (Waves) Bye, Wendy!

[As Wendy leaves, Dipper leans backwards and enjoys the sunset, sighing in satisfaction.]

Dipper: She's probably right...

[Scene ends.]

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[Meanwhile, in Central Gravity Falls by the town square...]

[A defeated Mabel is sauntering along the sidewalk, as she passes the local church on her stroll.]

Mabel: (To herself) Dipper's probably right... Why am I worrying so much all the time? I guess I should just be happy for him... But what if I can't stand her after a while?

(Poof!)

[In her imagination, a tiny Mabel dressed in a devil's costume and a tiny Mabel dressed in an angel costume appears on her shoulders.]

Devil Mabel: (Sinister voice) Don't listen to yourself, Mabel!! You should always make yourself feel better!!

Angel Mabel: (Harmonic voice) No!! I believe that you should always sacrifice yourself for others well-being!!

Mabel: (Maddened) Shoo! Get out of here! I don't need you two to make decisions for me!!

[Mabel flails her arms. The devil and the angel of Mabel jumps off her shoulders and makes a run for it.]

Shmipper: (Distant) Sister, come look at this!

[Mabel's attention goes to across the street, where the knock-offs of Dipper and Mabel; "Shmipper and Smabble" are seen. Smabble runs up to Shmipper, who is holding a dandelion.]

Smabble: (Gasps) Is that a dandelion??

Shmipper: (Sweetly) Yes, it's the last one of the season... And it's all for you, my beloved sister!

[Shmipper hands out the dandelion to Smabble, who gladly accepts it. She hugs him tightly.]

Smabble: (Sweetly) Aww, you're the best brother anyone could ask for!

Shmipper: We're gonna be best friends forever!

[As Mabel sees them being happy with each other, she starts growling in anger, clenching her fists.]

Mabel: (Angry outburst) ARGH!! Can't you see I'm GRIEVING here!!?? GO AWAY!!!

Shmipper and Smabble: AAAHHH!!!

[Shmipper and Smabble runs away frightened , screaming and crying. Once they're gone, Mabel hangs her head again, defeated.]

Mabel: (Sighs) What am I doing...?

[She continues wandering about, as she kicks a pebble with her left foot.]

(Click!) (Clack!)

Mabel: Hm?

[Mabel looks back to the other side of the street, where the sound of high heels are heard. Pacifica is seen walking down the pavement, talking on her phone.]

Pacifica: (Annoyed) Yeah, sure, dad! Um, yeah!? I'm getting the package right now, where else would I go!?

[Pacifica hangs up and sighs. She enters a nearby jewelry store with a golden sign saying "Ms. Carbuncle's Jeweler", right across the street from Mabel.]

Mabel: (Raises eyebrow) Pacifica??

[Mabel runs across the empty road and sprints up to the window. She backs up against the wall and peeks inside.]

[It cuts to inside, Pacifica is talking to Ms. Carbuncle, who appears to be an old lady with grey, curly hair and a purple dress.]

Ms. Carbuncle: (Pleasant tone) Oh, I must say! You and Dipper look truly extraordinary together! It's almost like you two were meant to be!

Pacifica: (Chuckles) Heh, well it's not easy to date the most handsome boy in the world! (Turns serious) Ya got the stuff I came for, old lady??

Ms. Carbuncle: Well of course I do, darling! I got just the perfect ring for you that your sweet father ordered!

Mabel: (From the other side of the window, muffled) The perfect ring...?

[Ms. Carbuncle bends over and reaches for a small ring box made out of red velvet on a coffee table. She then hands it over to Pacifica.]

Ms. Carbuncle: Here you go, sweetie!

[Pacifica accepts the ring box and smiles innocently.]

Pacifica: Thanks, Miss Carbuncle!

[Pacifica turns around and starts walking towards the exit.]

[It cuts to outside. Mabel runs into an alleyway to not get spotted by her and peeks behind the corner.]

(Ding-ling...)

[Pacifica steps outside on the sidewalk, followed by a door chime as she opens the door. She stands still by the curb and lets out an exhale. Pacifica then lifts up the ring box and opens it, revealing a large ring on the inside with a massive, red diamond gem in the middle.]

Pacifica: (Eccentric) Perfect! With this, Dipper won't be able to resist me! Once I propose to him, there is no turning back!

[Mabel's jaw drops as she lets out a gasp of disbelief.]

(*Crack*)

[Mabel accidentally tramples on some broken glass.]

Pacifica: Hm?

[Pacifica turns around warily and looks behind her, but Mabel is gone.]

Pacifica: (Shrugs) Meh.

[She shrugs it off and walks away down the road. Camera pans over to Mabel, showing that she's backed up against the wall, not peeking out.]

Mabel: (Quietly) I need to tell someone about this...

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[Next scene starts with Waddles being put down on her bed by Mabel. Mabel is back in her and Dipper's bedroom in the Mystery Shack.]

Mabel: (While walking back and forward) I KNEW there was something suspicious about her! I could sense it from a mile away!!

[Waddles twists his head.]

Waddles: ((Confused squeal))

[Mabel stops walking and turns back to Waddles again.]

Mabel: (Pinches forehead) No, not Gompers the goat!! I'm talking about the girl from the block!

[Waddles makes another befuddled squeal.]

Mabel: (Groans, irritated) No, not Jenny from the block, I'm talking about Pacifica from the block!

[Mabel walks up to the bed and Waddles makes room for her. She plumps onto the bed.]

Mabel: (Sighs, depressed; To Waddles) I'm sorry... I forgot that you're just an innocent pig... It's just...

[Waddles curls up under Mabel's arm.]

Mabel (Continues): ...I'm just worried that she'll try to take away Dipper from me. I just hope that he rejects her proposal or breaks up with her, even!

[Mabel goes quiet. Her eyes then widens up and she gasps.]

Mabel: (Loud whisper) But what if he doesn't reject her...?

[The camera travels into Mabel's eye, transitioning into a new part of the scene.]

[The scene shows Mabel's inner imagination, starting with Dipper and Pacifica on a romantic date in a large, vintage dining hall, sitting next to each other. They're both having a good time, laughing.]

Dipper: (Sighs, satisfied) This evening has been perfect, Pacifica...

Pacifica: (Smirks) Oh, not quite yet... There's still one last thing...

[Pacifica gets off from her chair and jumps down on the floor. She kneels down and reveals a ring box from behind her back. She opens the box, revealing the diamond ring, which now shines even brighter.]

Pacifica: Dipper...

[Dipper covers his mouth, trying to conceal his happiness.]

Pacifica (Continues): ...Will you make me become your wife for all of eternity?

[Dipper jumps off his chair and his tone changes abruptly in an exclaim.]

Dipper: (In happiness) Yes!! Yes, I'll marry you!!

[They both hug each other, but then suddenly the camera travels over to Mabel watching them from a distance. She falls to her knees and lets out a cry of despair, as the scene reaches a crescendo.]

Mabel: NNNOOOOOOO!!!!

-((BOOM))-

[An entire cage falls on top of Mabel and traps her inside. She immediately stands up on her feet and runs up to the bars.]

[Camera cuts back to Dipper and Pacifica. They're now holding hands while staring at Mabel with red, evil eyes.]

Pacifica: (Menacing voice) Sorry Mabel, but Dipper doesn't have time to play with you right now! Come back again when we're older!

(*SNAP!!*)

[Pacifica snaps her fingers and a bunch of fire starts nearing itself closer to Mabel's cage.]

Mabel: (Dismayed) W-wait, WHAT!?!

Pacifica: Come on, new family! Let's watch as Mabel burns to a crisp!

[Grunkle Stan, Soos, Melody and Wendy all gathers around Pacifica and Dipper to enjoy the scene, almost as if they're hypnotized.]

Mabel: AAAAAAHHHHHH––

[Mabel finishes off the scene with one last shriek of panic, before the camera travels the way it came from: out of Mabel's eye into the bedroom again. She is stuck in place with her pupils contracted.]

[She shakes her head, gaining back sentience again. Mabel then gets up on her feet hurriedly, startling Waddles away from her spot as he squeals and hides under the bed.]

Mabel: (Determined) No!! I can't let that happen! I'm gonna do whatever it takes to separate them!! That's my mission! ...

[Mabel places her hand under her chin, thinking as she checks herself in the mirror.]

Mabel: (Unsurely) Hmm... But if I'm gonna ruin a relationship, then I need to do it discreetly, and in a way that won't be connected back to me... If only there was something like that here to help me out...

[Mabel ponders in silence again. She then shines up with a gasp, almost as a light bulb turned on inside her head.]

Mabel: ((Snaps fingers)) Of course! The Journal!!

[Scene cuts to the living room, showing Ford sitting leisurely in Grunkle Stan'd armchair, flipping between channels on the TV with a remote. He is dressed in his red sweater and jeans, as he has hung up his jacket on a nearby coat hanger.]

Stanford: (Sighs) Fifty channels on this satellite signal and yet there's nothing to watch...

[Mabel and Waddles comes racing down the stairs into the room and Mabel dashes in-between Ford and the TV, blocking his view.]

Mabel: Grunkle Ford! Grunkle Ford!

[Mabel waves his arms up in the air to get Ford's attention, but he is remaining absent, being distracted by the TV.]

Stanford: (Inattentive) What is it, my little niece...?

Mabel: (Hurriedly) I need you to hear me out! It's urgent!

Stanford: ((Yawns)) That's great, little girl... Keep it up.

Mabel: I need you to do something for me, will you help me out??

Stanford: Good for you, you're a good sister...

[Mabel's eyebrows lowers in realization that Ford isn't listening to her.]

Mabel: (Deadpan) You're not even listening to me, are you?

Stanford: (Still distracted) I'll talk to you later, Mabel...

Mabel: GRUNKLE FORD!!

[From Mabel's angry shouting, Ford gets caught off-guard and sits straight up, hastily. He also drops the remote on the carpet.]

Stanford: WAH-HO-Wha–!! (Clears throat) I'm sorry, Mabel, I'm really exhausted from just prancin' around doing nothing all day! What's the matter?

Mabel: (Raises eyebrow in contempt) That just sounds like another way of saying that you're bored. Anyways, could you tell me where Dipper hid his copy of the journal that he's working on?

Stanford: (Goes back to watching TV, apathetically) Oh sure, it's on a shelf somewhere in the laboratory... But you shouldn't––

Mabel: Thanks!

[She starts running across the living room. Waddles follows as he squeals.]

Stanford: Wait!!

[Mabel halts. She sucks in her breath, unwillingly, preparing for the worst to be said.]

Stanford: (Glances over at Mabel, suspiciously) Why exactly do you need his journal...?

[Mabel turns back around, twiddling her fingers nervously.]

Mabel: (Excuses) Ehehe... I need it for-- Umm... A fairy hunt! Me and Dipper are gonna go catch some fairies that we found up in the mountains...

Stanford: (Scoffs) Heh! "Dipper on a hunt for magical nymphs". That's a new one!

[Ford then stands up from the armchair and goes to grab his jacket.]

Stanford: (Puts on jacket) Hey! How about I go and join your adventure?? That means I finally can go out there and have some uncle-and-nephew-niece bonding!

Mabel: (Rubs the back of her head, hesitating) Umm, I would r-really love for you to come along, but I...--

Stanford: (Interrupts) Oh c'mon, no "Buts"! You two need me in order to succeed! Besides, an old man like me is required to go to explore once in a while!

Mabel: (She rubs the back of her head unsurely) Um... uh... What I meant to say is that you can sure come with us! But first, I-I-- have to go find Dipper and bring him here!

[Mabel leads Ford back to his seat and talks to him in an odd, pleasant tone.]

Mabel: So how about you just sit down here and wait until I come back with him, alright!?

Stanford: (Unconcerned) Meh, I guess I could wait a bit longer...

Mabel: Awesome!

[Mabel and Waddles runs away.]

Mabel: (From the other side of the room) I promise I'll be quick!

Stanford: (Sighs, relaxed) Children will be children...

---

[It cuts to the Mystery Shack's gift shop which has closed for the day as all the lights have been turned off. Mabel opens the door from the living room and walks inside, cautious to not alert anyone. She leaves the door half open behind her and Waddles and walks up to the vending machine.]

Mabel: (Ponders, stares at the keypad) Hmm... If I remember correctly, the code must've been... A...

[Mabel presses down A.]

Mabel: ...B...

[B is pressed down.]

Mabel: ...1...

[1 is pressed down.]

Mabel: ...C...

[C is pressed down.]

Mabel: ...3...

[3 is pressed down.]

[Bhhhhttt!]

[The vending machine slides out of the way, revealing the secret entrance behind it.]

Mabel: Yes!! It worked!

[Mabel walks inside as Waddles runs down the stairs. She then closes the vending machine behind her.]

[Down in the underground laboratory, Mabel and Waddles comes out from the elevator and walks up to the control panel. She flips a switch and the entire computer system turns on.]

Mabel: (To herself, concentrated) Alright, Mabel! You're just here for the journal... Don't touch anything else!

[Mabel starts searching around, keeping her hands away from all the buttons.]

Mabel: (Whispers loudly) Just keep reminding yourself to not press anything...

[As she arrives on the other side of the control room, she glances over her shoulder.]

Mabel: Found anything useful, Waddles?

[Beep! Boop! Baa-a-ap!!]

[The sound of hooves pressing down various buttons are heard.]

Mabel: NO!! WADDLES, GET DOWN FROM THERE!!!

[It cuts to a nearby table, showing Waddles walking over a bunch of buttons on a control pad.]

(((BEEP-- BEEP-- BEEEPPPP)))

[All the buttons on the panel starts flashing in a pattern. It makes Waddles frightened: he squeals and leaps off the table.]

Mabel: Come here, Waddles!!

Waddles: SQUEAL!!

[The entire room starts shaking, showing debris loosening from the ceiling and it cuts to Waddles as he runs up to Mabel. She hugs him tightly as they brace for impact.]

((Continued rumbling))

[The rumbling then eventually stops. A computer screen descends from the ceiling and powers on, showing a bunch of purple, digital readouts on the screen.]

[Mabel looks up and lets go of the grip around Waddles.]

Mabel: What's this thing?

[She steps forward to the monitor. A bunch of monogram symbols flashes on the screen.]

Mabel: (Worriedly) Um, why do those symbols looks like "Bill Cipher" symbols? I thought he--

(BFFFTTT!!)

[The sound of a pump emitting air is heard, cutting Mabel off. The readouts on the screen changes to a text saying "Searching".]

Robot voice: SEARCHING AREA. SEARCHING AREA...

(Ding!!)

[A regular ding is heard. The text changes to saying "MONOGRAM FOUND" in capital letters.]

Robot voice: MONOGRAM FOUND.

[A robotic arm stretches out from the panel carrying a flashlight. It shines a bright-green, clear light towards a hatch which opens up by itself, revealing Dipper's copy of the journal on display inside the cabinet.]

Mabel: There it is!

[Mabel runs up to the open cabinet and grabs the journal.]

Mabel: (Glances over shoulder, pleased) Thanks for the help, you robot-looking thingumajig!

[However, she hesitates as she rotates back to the journal, staring at the cover, now with five fingers instead of six, having second thoughts about her plan.]

Mabel: (Sighs; To herself) Remember this, Mabel: This is all for his own good! Even if it means that you have to go through his private stuff...

(Ding!!)

[Another ding is heard. Mabel turns back to the computer.]

[The screen once again displays "MONOGRAM FOUND".]

Robot voice: ANOTHER MONOGRAM FOUND.

[The flashlight shines brightly at another cabinet next to the cabinet where Dipper's journal was located. The hatch opens up and to Mabel's surprise, reveals the blood sample that Grunkle Stan collected in the last episode, contained in a glass flask.]

Mabel: Wait... Isn't that the--

[Suddenly, Stanley's voice echoes inside Mabel's head.]

Grunkle Stan: (In inner thoughts) What!? Don't act like you've never seen blood before! ~~ There's nothing else to do than to study this freakish nature!!

Mabel: (Certain) That can wait for another day... There's no way that I'm gonna use something as dangerous as the blood sample in my plan! ...

[Mabel is just about to leave with the journal, but then notices a picture of Dipper and Mabel across the room. She once again hesitates.]

Mabel: (Turns back to the sample) But maybe it could be useful if I use it wisely...

[She grabs a nearby beaker on a shelf along with the glass flask and sweeps some books and other stuff out of the way on the main control panel.]

[Mabel starts tilting the flask a few degrees to pour it into the beaker.]

Mabel: Just a tiny bit of the blood should be enough to satisfy me!

[The content pours down into the beaker and starts to fill up. Mabel stops the stream of blood once the fluid reaches the "0.5 ounces" line.]

Mabel: (Picks up beaker, putting the glass flask aside) There! That should do the trick! C'mon, Waddles! We're leaving!

[Mabel and Waddles leaves, strolling to the elevator that brought them down. A suspensing cello tune plays as the camera focuses on the blood sample...]

---

[Evening. At the Northwest family's new mansion, Pacifica is in her bedroom, harshly brushing her hair by the makeup desk, staring at herself in the mirror as she is grunting in pain. She is now dressed in her "Lake-foam green" dress that her mother turned down in the beginning of the "Northwest manor" episode.]

Pacifica: (Grunts in pain while brushing hair) Stupid low-quality brush! Everything needs to be perfect for the assignation!!

[Pacifica's room is decorated with pink wallpapers and pink furniture, along with a giant, white and fluffy teddy bear next to her king-sized bed. A picture of Dipper is seen being hung up on the wall.]

(Ding-dong!!)

[A door bell followed by a knock is heard downstairs. Someone is at the door.]

Pacifica: (Gasps anxiously) Is he already here!?!

[Pacifica continues brushing her hair sharply until it gets a flat surface, then runs over to her nightstand. She opens the drawer and starts fumbling around all her stuff.]

Pacifica: (Irritated) Where are they!? WHERE ARE THEY!!??

[Finally she pulls out the ring box and, for some odd reason, a list from her drawer.]

Pacifica: Aha! There they are!

[She reaches for a pink purse and puts the ring box and the list down inside of it. Pacifica hangs the purse on her shoulder before barging out of the room by the door.]

[Out in the upstairs living room, a butler with a sharp mustache walks by, holding a cloche.]

((Distant panting))

[The butler gets disrupted once Pacifica bumps right into him, pushing him aside, making him drop the entire dish on the carpet.]

Pacifica: Out of my way!!

[Another knocking is heard. Pacifica darts down the stairs, lifting up her dress while running. She makes it to the front entrance and halts.]

((Another knock from outside is heard.))

Pacifica: (Acting pleasant; Shouts) I'm coming!!

[She reaches for her purse again and takes out the list. She reads the first step on the list, which says "Step 1: Be polite".]

Pacifica: (Exhales, focused) Alright, Pacifica, this is it! Do a good impression, just like you've practiced!

[Pacifica opens the door, revealing that it was Dipper knocking, showing him being dressed in a bomber jacket covering his suit. He has a bouquet of roses carried along with him.]

Dipper: (With a smug face) Well hello there, good-looking!

Pacifica: (Happily) You finally came! (Turns confused) earlier than expected...?

Dipper: Yeah, I needed to pick up a few things... (He hands her the roses awkwardly.) Didn't want you to be alone without a present, heheh...

[She smiles upon seeing that the roses are for her.]

Pacifica: (Gasps happily, accepts the flowers from his hand) They're so... beautiful...

Dipper: (Smitten) Heh, I knew you would say that!

[Pacifica goes silent for a bit, staring at the flowers. She then realizes that she also has a part to do.]

Pacifica: (Snaps back) A- oh yeah! I almost forgot to do my surprise!

[Without thinking, Pacifica throws the bouquet of flowers in a garbage bin next to her, which bewilders Dipper. She then straightens her list and begins reading from it.]

Pacifica: (Clears throat, speaks) It is my pleasure to welcome you to this ceremony tonight, my one and only partner. I hope we can make this evening work so not only you can be pleasured, but also I... Let's raise our glasses to this newly found couple!

[Pacifica finishes her welcoming speech and grins awkwardly at Dipper.]

...

Dipper: (Scoffs) A welcoming speech? That's a new thing I haven't heard from you!

Pacifica: (Twirls hair shyly) Well, my family is known for doing it a lot. It's a good thing I learnt from them to make this evening perfect...

[Pacifica's strange comment makes Dipper react with a confused look glanced towards her. It goes oddly silent between them.]

Pacifica: (Stutters nervously) Erm... H-how about you come inside--?

[She gestures for Dipper to step inside. Once Dipper walks in, Pacifica immediately goes behind him and politely starts removing his coat after shutting the door.]

Dipper: (Looks around, exclaims) Wow! I know I've been here before, but never on the inside. This looks great!

Pacifica: (While removing) Heh, well... Even though my dad is a jerk, he's darn good when it comes to furnishing!

[As the camera rotates around, we see the inside of the mansion having a modern design to it: Sleek, white walls and artwork hung up everywhere. There's also a flight of stairs leading up to the living room, which Pacifica just ran down from to get to the door.]

[The camera then focuses on Pacifica as she walks up to a nearby coat hanger, hanging Dipper's jacket on it.]

Pacifica: So... (Turns to dipper, clasps hands) What do you want to do first tonight?

Dipper: Hmm... I don't know. Maybe we could eat some dinner first?

Pacifica: Ohh, that's planned for later!~ For now, I have another thing in mind for us!

Dipper: (Raises eyebrow) ...But didn't you just ask me to plan something?

[Pacifica goes quiet again. She then chuckles in embarrassment.]

Pacifica: Heheh, m-maybe I did! (Impatiently) Just grab my hand, already!

[She reaches out her hand to Dipper. He proceeds to grab it and proceeds to get dragged along with Pacifica up the stairs as she leads the way.]

Dipper: (While getting dragged) Um... what exactly are we doing??

Pacifica: (Jokingly) You'll see for yourself, you dork!

[They make it up to the living room and halts. Pacifica lets go of Dipper's hand and gestures towards something off-screen.]

Pacifica: (Proudly) There it is! This is what I really had in store for us!

[Camera reveals her surprise, which is a photoshoot studio, with a bunch of lights and a large, white cloth used as the background for the shot. All of it is set up in the corner of the room.]

Dipper: A photoshoot...? Why exactly did you come up with this?

Pacifica: Well, wouldn't it be nice if we took some pictures as memories from this evening?

[Dipper ponders.]

Dipper: Hmm... (Clicks tongue) That actually doesn't sound like a bad idea! So who's gonna be our photographer?

Pacifica: You'll see!

...

...

(Inhale...)

(((LOUD WHISTLE)))

[Suddenly Pacifica does a large wolf-whistle with her fingers against her lips, making Dipper cover his ears in pain.]

Pacifica: ((Shouts)) THE COAST IS CLEAR!!! They can all come out now!

[It cuts down the upstairs hallway. One of Pacifica's many butlers is struggling to keep the door shut as banging and indistinct chatter is heard outside.]

Butler: Hnghh!! Gahfh--!!

[The butler gives in and the door is forced open. A dozen of paparazzi photographers runs outside and continues barging down the corner with their cameras before they reach the room Dipper and Pacifica are in.]

Paparazzi: (While running; Simultaneously) I need to be there first!/ Out of my way!/ Hey watch my camera, you twerp!/ You're all dead to me!!

[They all make it up to the two kids and gathers around them.]

Dipper: (Nervously) Um... Pacifica? What is--

Pacifica: (Interrupts; To the paparazzi, aggressively) Alright, you low-lives! You wanna get paid!? (She points behind her) Then shut your mouths and walk over there!!

[The floor underneath them rumbles as all the photographers runs over to the photoshoot.]

Dipper: Not to be rude, but isn't this a bit extr-- GaAH-!!

[Pacifica forcefully pulls Dipper by the sleeve along with her. They stop by the background and poses right into the camera.]

Pacifica: (Whispers aside to Dipper) Try to look as intimidating as possible, dear!

[But Dipper is visibly uncomfortable, checking his facial expression.]

Dipper: Uhm...

Female Paparazzi: Now kids, are you two ready to have your faces put on the front of the magazine!?!

Pacifica: (Excitedly) YES!!

Dipper: N-no...?

Female Paparazzi: Say CHEESE!!

((SNAP!))

[The scene changes rapidly to a montage, where the camera shows a series of pictures taken by the photographers, transitioning over with a flash effect.]

((SNAP!))

[On the first picture we see Pacifica doing "Bunny ears" on Dipper. However, Dipper is seen being completely frozen in place, making an uncomfortable expression as he is seemingly paralyzed.]

((SNAP!))

[The second picture shows Pacifica doing a funny grimace. Dipper is still frozen.]

((SNAP!))

[The third one shows Pacifica giving Dipper a tight hug, almost lifting him up. Dipper is still frozen.]

((SNAP!))

[The fourth one shows Pacifica sitting up on Dipper's shoulders while flailing her arms in the air. Dipper is still frozen.]

((SNAP!))

[The fifth and final picture shows Pacifica leaning on Dipper's shoulder romantically. Dipper is, once again, frozen...]

((SNAP!!))

[One final flash appears on the screen, transitioning the scene over to Pacifica checking all the photos, which has now been printed out on photo sheets.]

Pacifica: Hm... Is it just me or do you look a little pale in these pictures, Dipper? Maybe you should try to smile more.

[An older female photographer with gray hair speaks.]

Female Paparazzi 2: (Pleasantly) Oh, don't worry darling! These cameras has sheets enough to take five-hundred more photos! Would you like to take some more?

[Pacifica turns and shouts angrily at her.]

Pacifica: (Angrily) Hey!! Me and my wingman here are the only ones who asks questions!! Understood!?!

[The camerawoman reacts by retracting her body.]

Female Paparazzi 2: (Sheepishly) Sorry...

Pacifica: (Points behind her, snaps fingers) Alright you dorks, back in position!! We're not stopping until we get the pictures perfect!

[Out of nowhere, Dipper places his hands on Pacifica's shoulder in a sudden movement.]

Dipper: (Laughs nervously) Haa-hahaha! (To pacifica) B-before we do that, can I just talk to you for a second! ... (Through gritted teeth) Privately!?

Pacifica: Oh, sure you can!~

Dipper: Great!

[Dipper starts pushing Pacifica. They make it out of the crowd and stays put aside to them.]

Pacifica: (Worriedly) What is it, honey? Is something wrong??

Dipper: (Flatly) Yeah... sort of. Look, you remember why I wanted this date to happen in the first place?

Pacifica: (Confused) ...B-because you wanted to get away from all the admirers?

Dipper: Exactly... And what is going on right next to us right now??

[Pacifica peeks behind Dipper, back at the Paparazzi photographers again.]

Pacifica: (Surprised) Ooohhh, right! I completely forgot about that!

Dipper: (Rubs back of neck) Yeah... I don't mean to come off as rude, but this "Surprise" came off as pretty uncomfortable for me.

Pacifica: (Apathetic) No problem, I get it, no more big gestures or anything like that! I understand!

Dipper: (Smiles relieved) Thanks! ... (Slightly weirded out) But please don't call me honey-- It makes us sound like we're an elderly couple...

(Finger snap!)

[Pacifica loudly snaps her fingers at the paparazzi again.]

Pacifica: (Loudly) Alright, you heard the man!! You all know where the door is, so GET OUT!!!

[All the photographers disappointedly heads down the stairs, grumpily.]

Paparazzi: (Muttering, simultaneously) What a waste of time!/ My boss is SO gonna fire me!/ What a bratty girl.../ Why am I still keeping this job...?

[They all walk outside from the door, being held up by one of Pacifica's many personal butlers. He shuts the door behind him when they all exit.]

[After that, the camera cuts back to Dipper and Pacifica again.]

Pacifica: Well-- Now when they're out of the picture, I guess there's nothing else to do than letting the evening continue...

[Pacifica smirks romantically at Dipper. Dipper smiles back at her with his eyebrows lowered.]

Dipper: (He inches his shoulder towards her) You lead the way!

[Pacifica wraps her hands around her boyfriend's arm and leans her head on his shoulder. They walk deeper down the hallway towards Pacifica's room. However, the camera's not following them.]

Dipper: (Distant) So what do you wanna do first?

Pacifica: (Distant) I was thinking we could go to my room first and see what happens from there.~

Dipper: (Distant) That sounds interesting...

[As they become more distant, the camera travels over to a nearby pot, containing a palm tree.]

...

[Suddenly, Mabel peeks up, being buried underneath the dirt, now carrying the palm tree on her head. She is dressed in a beret and a camera around her neck, to blend in with the other photographers. She's also carrying a backpack on her back with Dipper's journal peeking out.]

Mabel: (Warily) Looks like the coast is finally clear!

[She steps out of the pot and lifts up the palm tree from her head. She puts it back in the pot.]

Mabel: C'mon, Waddles! Let's follow them!

[Waddles reveals himself from behind the pot as he peeks behind the corner. He follows Mabel as they continue strolling down the corridor.]

Mabel: (To waddles, while walking) Let's just go in there, put a spell on him with the book, and get out of here faster than you can say "Waffles"!

???: HAAAALLLTTT!!!

[Mabel bumps right into a bodyguard blocking the rest of the hallway. He is revealed to be Tats, the bouncer from Skull Fracture. His attire now consists of a black suit with a red tie.]

Mabel: What the–?? Who are you!?

[The bodyguard is revealed to be Tats, the bouncer from Skull Fracture. His attire now consists of a black suit with a red tie.]

Tats: (Intimidatingly) I'm Tats! I'm Miss Gravity Falls' personal bodyguard for tonight hired by Preston! From what my eyes can behold, YOU ain't welcome here, little girl!!

[Mabel acts innocent.]

Mabel: Oh, me? (Scoffs) I'm just here to deliver some homework to her! Yeah, she's been sick lately and the teacher told me to deliver it to her!

Tats: (Laughs, folds arms) Nice try, lil' miss! I know darn well she ain't go to no school! She one of da Northwests!

[Mabel pinches the bridge of her nose in frustration.]

Mabel: (Sighs) Look, first of all, I'm not a "Lil' miss"! I'm thirteen! And all I wanna do is talk to her, so let me through, will ya!?

[Mabel storms past the security guard. At first it seems like she succeeded, but then the realizes that she isn't moving anywhere.]

Mabel: Hm??

[Mabel looks down at her feet, the camera zooms out, showing that Tats is pulling her back by the collar on her shirt.]

[He lifts her up, still grabbing onto her collar, and puts her down gently back where she stood before, in front of him.]

Mabel: Oh, come on! Why is it so hard for you to give in!?!

Tats: (Strictly) I told ya once, and Imma tell you twice, you ain't welcome here!

Mabel: (Smugly) Heh, fat chance! You wouldn't lay your hands on such a cute, innocent girl like m--...

[The camera abruptly cuts outside, showing Mabel once again being carried by the collar by Tats. In the other hand he is carrying Waddles by the neck.]

Mabel: OUF!!

[He drops them on the porch carelessly.]

Tats: Watch yourself, kid!

[Tats slams the door shut behind her, leaving Mabel to ponder on the floor.]

Mabel: We're gonna need another strategy, don't we?

[Waddles squeals in response.]

---

[Next scene starts in Pacifica's room. The door opens and she and Dipper enters.]

Dipper: (Looks around; Seems to be stunned) Wow! Is this your room?? It's so... cozy!

Pacifica: (Nonchalant) Eh! It's no big deal... It's the only room where I'm like, actually allowed to do whatever I please!

[He immediately runs up to the giant, fluffy teddy bear sitting next to Pacifica's bed and leaps into its stomach, smothering his face in its fur. He then lays on his back and poses leisurely.]

Dipper: Hey! This is one nice spot to just chill for a while! Why can't we just lay down here and watch a movie together?

[Camera cuts back to Pacifica.]

Pacifica: Erm... I actually thought we could do something else first!--

Dipper: (Off-screen; gasps) What is that over there!?!

[It cuts back to Dipper; he jumps onto Pacifica's bed and performs a somersault over to the other side.]

[He plunges off the bed to the floor, then darts over to Pacifica's makeup desk. On the table, a similar cactus is placed in a pot. Surprisingly, it's the Aloe Vera plant that Pacifica applied to Dipper in the last episode.]

Dipper: (Inspects the cactus) It's that Aloe Vera stuff that you applied to my wounds! Maybe we should rub some of its substance on each other again!

Pacifica: ...(Perks an eyebrow) ...Why on Earth would I want to do that?

Dipper: (Turns back to Pacifica, shrugs) Well, it's still itching on my face from all the poison ivy I bumped into in the forest...

Pacifica: M-maybe we could come back later, but for now–

Dipper: ((Loud gasp, off-screen)) Is that what I think it is!?

[Pacifica sighs, frustrated over Dipper's short attention span.]

[Cutting back to Dipper again, it shows that he has noticed an investigation board on the wall, where a bunch of notes has been pinned up.]

Dipper: (Intrigued) Is this the investigation you've been talking about??

[The notes all shows different sorts of writings, being drawings of the cthulhu and the diseased deer from the last ep. There's also red ribbons connecting to a question mark in the center of the bulletin.]

Dipper: (Speaks silently, thinking) So many clues, yet it has led you nowhere... (To Pacifica, normally) Hey, how about we continue the search today, already?? We could go out in your backyard and--

Pacifica: NO!!!

...

[He goes silent from Pacifica's loud exclaim.]

Dipper: Oh...? Why not?

[Pacifica realizes her outburst. She goes back to calm.]

Pacifica: (Hesitatingly) Uh, um... W-what I meant to say is, sure we can! Just... not right now... I had another thing in mind, as I was trying to say!

...

...

[Dipper shrugs it off apathetically and walks back to Pacifica again.]

Dipper: (Sighs, reluctant) Alright, tell me what you wanna do, then...

Pacifica: H-hold on a sec!

[Pacifica rotates away from him and unfolds the list again.]

Pacifica: (Reads stressfully) C'mon! C'mon! What was the next step again!? (Shines up) Aha! "Dress up properly"! That's what we need to do!

[She turns back to him. Dipper turns disoriented.]

Dipper: (Confused) ...But I'm already dressed up properly!

[Pacifica checks his tuxedo from tip to toe.]

Pacifica: Yeah, but it's not good enough! (Turns pleasant) That's why I thought that we could give you, like, a makeover with my wardrobe behind you! Let's start with that suit on the bed!

[Dipper checks behind him, seeing a room divider in the corner with a bunch of suits ready for him.]

Dipper: (Turns grumpy) Fine... I'll go try out your stupid suits...

[He strolls over and grabs one of the set of suits, then proceeds to go behind the screen divider and starts changing. Dipper's silhouette is seen through the panels as he takes off his suit jacket.]

Pacifica: (Inspecting; Talks to herself) Finally, things are working out my way!

---

[Meanwhile, outside...]

[Mabel is still on Pacifica's porch. She is riffling through Dipper's journal, while putting the backpack to the side.]

Mabel: (Concentrated) C'mon, Dipper! There's gotta be something of importance here that you've written down!

[She continues flipping through pages.]

Mabel: Eye-bats... no! Unicorn hair... no!! Hypnosis ability... no!!-- A- Wait, what was that last one!?!

[Mabel quickly turns back to the page that said "Hypnosis"...]

Mabel: This one looks interesting...

[She begins reading the page, which has a picture of a brain drawn on there.]

Mabel: (Reads) "When I first got to hear Robbie's song that he sang for Wendy to gain her back, I realized that the song had subliminal messages that brought hypnosis into someone's mind..."

[It cuts to a flashback, back in California. Dipper is in his room with waddles sitting on the bed.]

Flashback Dipper: Alright, let's see if this actually works!

Narrating Mabel: (Reads) "I wanted to try it on someone, so I had to make unfortunate sacrifices..."

[Dipper riffles through the pages in his journal and stops at a blank page.]

Dipper: Listen up here, Waddles! (Clears throat, reads) Nunc es in mea potestante! Mens tua est mea!!

Flashback Waddles: SQUEEAAALLL!!!

[Waddles' eyes begins turning bright yellow after the squeal. In panic, he starts running around in circles on the bed.]

Flashback Dipper: Okay... Let's see if this actually works! Waddles!?

[Waddles halts and goes attentive towards Dipper.]

Flashback Dipper: (To Waddles) Start chasing your own tail!

...

...

Flashback Waddles: Squeal! Squeal!

[Waddles starts to once again, run around in circles, this time trying to bite his own tail.]

Narrating Mabel: (Reads) "I couldn't believe it, but saying the same words in Latin, it had the ability to completely make a living creature do whatever you say, just by giving them orders!"

[Dipper's accomplishment leaves him thoughtful.]

Dipper: Interesting...

[He starts writing down what he has uncovered in his journal.]

[The flashback ends and fades back to Mabel again.]

Mabel: (Reads last paragraph) "After doing some more tests with the creature, who will remain anonymous, I discovered that the hypnosis effect will eventually go away after a while, so use it wisely!"

[Mabel finishes the text. She immediately goes over to an excited attitude.]

Mabel: This is exactly what I need to ruin the evening!!

[She stands up and grabs the packpack, carrying it on her shoulder.]

Mabel: Let's try it out on someone!

[Mabel notices a crow walking by on the grass.]

Mabel: Hey, bird!!

Crow: (Its head turns to Mabel) Wrah??

Mabel: Listen closely! (She reads from the journal loudly) Nunc es in mea potestante! Mens tua est mea!!

Crow: SKRAAAAAA!!!

[Its eyes completely disintegrates into producing yellow beams of lights, being hypnotized from Mabel's spell.]

[The crow goes attentive.]

Mabel: Okay, bird! You're under my control!! Fly out of here and start new colonies!!

Crow: Skra!! Skra!!

[The crow flies away, deeper into the forest behind the house.]

Mabel: (Excitedly) Nghahaha! I can't believe it actually works!! C'mon Waddles, I know exactly who we should use it on!

[Mabel enters again, opening the door to inside. She shuts it behind her once Waddles walks inside.]

---

[At Pacifica's room...]

[Scene cuts back to Pacifica's room. Camera is focused on the room divider.]

Dipper: (Worn out) Can I please show myself now??

Pacifica: (Off-screen) Hold on, I need to cover my eyes first!! ...And NOW you can show yourself!!

[Dipper reveals himself from behind the divider. He's now wearing a suit jacket which is abnormally big for him, as it goes down to his knees and the sleeves are covering his hands. He is frowning harshly.]

[It cuts to Pacifica. She is covering her eyes with her hands.]

Pacifica: (Removes hands, opens eyes) Ah!?

[She opens her eyes, expecting Dipper to look handsome, instead gets met with disappointment.]

Pacifica: (Grimaces) Ugh!! Who suggested you to wear that stupid suit!? It's like three times your size!!

Dipper: (Quarrels) Uhm, you did!? Like two minutes ago??

Pacifica: (Realizes) Oh... oh yeah, I forgot! Well whatever, just try this one out!

[Pacifica hands him another suit. This one is dyed in dark-green.]

Dipper: (Unsurely) Isn't it my turn yet to decide what to do?? I've been trying out like, twenty suits so far!

Pacifica: No!! I need you to find the perfect suit for our wedding––

[Pacifica quickly covers her mouth, realizing what she just said thoughtlessly.]

Dipper: W-what did you just say??

Pacifica: (Stammers) Uhm... um... What I said was actually shredding! If the suits doesn't fit you, they're gonna get shredded later!

Dipper: Huh. That actually makes sense... (Sighs, rolls eyes) Alright, then, just give me the rest of the the clothes all at once!

[Pacifica hands over an entire pile of remaining clothes and Dipper accepts them.]

Dipper: See you in a bit!

[Dipper goes behind the room divider once again and starts taking off the double-sized suit jacket he wore.]

[As he starts changing, Pacifica looks around cautiously. She then walks up to a shelf and lifts down a box. She opens it up and inside, a white wedding dress is shown being folded nicely, along with a feather fascinator to go with it...]

Pacifica: (Quietly) I might as well try this on while I'm waiting...

---

[Scene cuts back to the living room, Tats is sitting in a chair leisurely reading in a comic book, guarding the hallway.]

Tats: (Flips page) Hehe! That orange cat really knows how to keep someone entertained!

((Creak...))

[A creak is heard from someone sneaking by.]

Tats: What was that??

[He closes the comic book and puts it aside. Tats stands up.]

Tats: What the–!? Hey!!

[On the other side of the living room, he sees that Mabel leaps behind a couch, taking cover.]

Tats: (Angrily) What did I just tell you about not being welcome here!?! Get out of here!!

[Tats storms over to the couch. On the other side, Mabel is bracing for impact, hugging Waddles tightly.]

Mabel: ((Whispering)) Please don't find me, please don't find me!!

Tats: You don't think I know where you're hiding!? Well, think again!!

[Tats peeks behind the couch where Mabel seems to be hiding...]

Tats: Gotcha!! ...Huh!?

[...but the camera reveals that her spot is empty, meaning that she has disappeared.]

Mabel: Over here!!

[Tats turns around, seeing that Mabel and Waddles has snuck behind him. She is now holding out the journal, ready to use it.]

Mabel: (Hesitates) ...Wait... Which page was the spell on again??

Tats: Heh! Thanks for making my job easier!

[Tats starts approaching Mabel and Waddles slowly. She backs away and starts riffling through the pages anxiously.]

Mabel: Where is it, where is it!?!

[Mabel suddenly gets backed up against a wall. Tats is now only inches away from her, facing down to her level.]

Tats: (Points at Mabel) You've given me no choice but to bring in the hard gloves!! Time to call the police on you and your little swine!

[Mabel finally gets to the right page.]

Mabel: (Offended) Waddles is not a swine! He's a pig!! (She begins reading from the text) Nunc es in mea potestante! ...

[The ground starts shaking under Mabel. Waddles gets startled and hides behind her legs.]

Mabel (Continuing): Mens tua est MEA!!

[Everything goes quiet. Not much around them seems to be happening...]

Tats: (Breaking into laughter) Hahaha!! Did you really think that shouting words in Hebrew would do something against a big guy like me!?! Such a foolish cr--...

((SWOOSH))

[Without any warning, Tats' eyes starts glowing brightly in yellow colors.]

Tats: WHOAAAAAAAAA!!--

---

[As he shrieks, it abruptly cuts over to the room again. Pacifica is on the other side of the room, now checking herself in a cheval mirror, dressed in her wedding dress and fascinator.]

Pacifica: (To herself, judgmental) Fat cow! Why would you ever think that anyone would marry you when you can't even lose a few pounds!?

Dipper: (Distant) Alright, I think I've tried everything on!

Pacifica: (Gasps, frightened) He's gonna come out and find me looking like this! I need to hide!!

Dipper: What was that??

[Pacifica immediately looks for a way out, but can't seem to find anything. As a last resort, she runs behind the mirror, right as Dipper steps out.]

Dipper: So what do you think?

[Dipper is now dressed in another tuxedo. However, this one is dyed in a magenta color.]

[As he looks around, he notices that Pacifica is nowhere to be seen.]

Dipper: Pacifica? Hello?

[Dipper checks around the room. Still no sign of her.]

Dipper: Look, if you don't want me to be here, then I'll kindly be on my way, alright!?

[Dipper strolls up to the cheval mirror...]

Pacifica: Hey!!

Dipper: GAH!!

[...And to Dipper's surprise, Pacifica peeks out from behind the mirror, startling him.]

Dipper: (Holds chest) Jeez, you scared the living crud out of me! Um... what are you wearing??

[Dipper points out her new outfit. Pacifica has now changed to a samba outfit, wearing a short, red skirt completed with long, green feathers on her head as headdress.]

Pacifica: Oh, this silly outfit? Eh, it's just something I tried out while you were changing! It's cool, right?

Dipper: (Inspects closely) Yeaaahh... It kinda fits you if I'm gonna be honest... (Points to himself) Alright, what about my suit?

Pacifica: It's a bit colorful, but I like it! Reminds me of someone not afraid to try something different~

Dipper: (Smiles) You really think that??

Pacifica: (Giggles) Heh, yeah! ... (Deadpans) But you're still gonna have to change! I can't be seen with you wearing that...

[Dipper immedately frowns.]

[But then suddenly...]

((THUMP))

[...a loud thump is heard from the hallway, loud enough for Dipper and Pacifica to hear it clearly.]

Pacifica: What was that??

[It cuts to the hallway. Pacifica and Dipper steps out of the room and continues walking to where the sound was heard from.]

Dipper: (While walking, located behind Pacifica) Shouldn't you change back to your other clothes before searching??

Pacifica: (Whispers loudly) Just be quiet!! My pony could be on the loose again!!

[They both cut a corner into the living room, only to find Tats' unconscious body passed out on the floor.]

Dipper: (Concerned) Uhm, who is that?

Pacifica: Oh, that's just my new bodyguard Tats! (Shouts loudly) HEY TATS!! I'm not paying you to take naps on the floor!!

[Tats' right hand starts twitching as he gains conscousness again.]

...

[He gets up on his feet, facing away from Dipper and Pacifica. A suspenseful violin plays.]

...

[He turns around, to reveal himself being under hypnosis, as his eyes are glowing in bright, yellow colors.]

Hypnotized Tats: (In a deadpan voice) Welcome! Dipper, Pacifica... You two look VERY--

[Camera cuts to Mabel, hiding behind the couch again. It reveals that she's saying all the lines, which in turn Tats copies.]

Mabel: (Delivers) --Promising tonight! Let's celebrate your love--

[Cut back to Tats.]

Hypnotized Tats: (Copies) --And affection with this wonderful evening!

[Beat. Pacifica is not amused.]

Pacifica: (Annoyed, apathetic) Yeah that's great, but don't you got a job to do? Go check so all the paparazzi left, will ya?

Tats: (Copies) I'm afraid I can't do that. I have prepared a--

[Cuts to Mabel.]

Mabel: (Delivers) --Puppet show for you two to enjoy! Follow me!

[Cuts to Tats, Dipper and Pacifica.]

Pacifica: (Offended) Uhm, excuse me!? I'm the one doing the planning here, not you!!

Tats: (Copies) Yes, but I was informed by your dad that--

[Cut to Mabel.]

Mabel: (Delivers) --I was gonna arrange it! It was part of his--

[Cut to Tats.]

Hypnotized Tats: (Copies) --Planning!

...

[Dipper shoulder shrugs.]

Dipper: Well, if it was your dad that came up with it, then I guess it wouldn't hurt to do something else!

Pacifica: (In agreement) I can't say no to that~ My dad did help me plan this evening... (To Tats) Could you just give us two minutes to change back to our normal clothes??

[Pacifica grabs Dipper by the arm and drags him along back to her room.]

Dipper: (Distant) Wha- hey!! I don't wanna change back from this suit!

Pacifica: (Distant) Oh, just shut up already!!

[The door shuts behind them. Tats is still standing frozen in a robotic way.]

[It cuts to Mabel. She is dancing around in circles with Waddles, holding his hooves.]

Mabel: (Happily) YES!! YES!! YES!! The spell actually works!

[Mabel lets go of Waddles and turns more sinister.]

Mabel: (Mischievous) Now I can ruin their little date as much as I want without taking the blame for it!

[She proceeds to take a look in her backpack. She sees the blood sample inside, which has been sealed in a food container.]

Mabel: But remember that you still have this as a last resort, just in case!

[Mabel zips the bag shut. She then raises her fist in the air.]

Mabel: LET'S GO SABOTAGE A RELATIONSHIP!!! WOHOO!!

---

[Mabel triumphly runs off-screen. Waddles gambols after her.]

[Next scene starts in an empty room with an open entrance. First to enter is Tats. Pacifica and Dipper enters after him, now dressed in their regular attires from before: the lake-foam green dress and the tuxedo. They're both holding hands together.]

Dipper: (Exclaims, astonished) Woooaahh...

[The camera cuts to further away, showing that they're in some sort of home cinema, with a wide sofa facing away from the projector screen. A small stage made out of cardboard is placed in the middle of the room.]

Pacifica: This is our family's movie room! I usually hang out here whenever I'm bored.

Dipper: (Looks around) I can see why your bodyguard wanted to bring us here...

((THUNK! THUNK!))

[They get disrupted by the sound of wooden pieces hitting eachother repeatedly. They glance over at Tats, who is now eerily sitting in a corner, crafting on something while facing the wall.]

Dipper: (To Tats) Erm... Are you okay?

[Tats starts attaching the pieces together. He then stands up and turns slowly back to them.]

Hypnotized Tats: (Robotic) Look what I made.

[Tats reveals two paper cutouts of Dipper and Pacifica, glued onto popsicle sticks.]

Hypnotized Tats: They're really good, aren't they??

[Beat. Dipper and Pacifica shares eye contact confusedly.]

Dipper: (Awkwardly) W-wow! Y-you made paper cutout of us! That's... r--really good!

Pacifica: (Sarcastic) Pff! Yeah, they'd be good if they were made by a two-year-old, perhaps!

[Cuts to Mabel, who is eavesdropping on Dipper and Pacifica by peeking behind the corner of the open entrance.]

Mabel: (Whispers loudly) Darn, she's right!! ...I really need to get better at my handicrafting!

[Cut back to tats.]

Hypnotized Tats: Take a seat and enjoy the scenery.

[Dipper and Pacifica takes a seat on the sofa behind them, covering themselves in a bunch of blankets.]

Pacifica: Oh, right!

[Pacifica grabs her list from her purse and reads, facing away from Dipper.]

Pacifica: (Reads quetly) "Step 3: Make close contact"... That shouldn't be too hard!

[...After reading the list, Pacifica then inches closer to Dipper and cuddles up against him, leaning her head on his shoulder comfortably.]

Dipper: (Smiles) Whoa there, you're just gonna draw near me like that, huh?

Pacifica: Yup!

((Click!))

[They get disrupted by the sound of spotlights being turned on. The light emitting from them focuses on Tats by the little puppet stage in front of the projector screen.]

Hypnotized Tats: Please remain silent, as the show will now begin...

[Pacifica and Dipper cuddles up closer to eachother and goes silent.]

[Tats then kneels down to the set and ascends up the paper cutouts of them behind the stage.]

Hypnotized Tats: Let me tell you the story of two children, who thought it would be fun to love for the first time...

[Tats starts to move Dipper's and Pacifica's cutouts. A background of the mystery shack, made out of paper mache, flips up on the stage.]

Hypnotized Tats: This boy, named Dipper, was a lonely peasant who lived in Gravity Falls!

[Dipper frowns over Tats' commentary. Pacifica laughs.]

Pacifica: (Covers mouth) Hehahaha!

[On the puppet scene, a paper cutout of Wendy appears.]

Hypnotized Tats: And when he couldn't find affection from the pretty maiden named Wendy, the lonely child turned into a state of depression...

[The cutout of Wendy turns her back on paper-Dipper and walks off the stage. Dipper gets exceedingly perplexed.]

Dipper: I don't know what's weirder... The fact that he knew about Wendy rejecting me or the fact that his eyes are glowing like that?

Pacifica: (Squints eyes) I think both those facts take eachother out...

[It cuts to Mabel.]

Mabel: (In surprise; whispers) What!? He didn't react to the bodyguard KNOWING about his rejection??

[Cut back to Tats.]

[The scenery in the background of the stage flips over to a forest, also made of paper mache.]

[The cutout of Pacifica pops up next to cutout Dipper.]

Hypnotized Tats: And to find another shoulder to cry on, Dipper went out on his way to find the perfect girl in Oregon: Pacifica Northwest!

Pacifica: (Distant, off-screen) Ah, that's me over there!!

[The cutouts of Dipper and Pacifica moves around while Tats continues narrating.]

Hypnotized Tats: Unluckily for them, they got lost in the great forest of Gravity Falls and had to face many challenges along the way.

[It shows cutout-Dipper and cutout-Pacifica gaining swords out of nowhere. Tats makes them "run" around on the stage without actually fighting anything.]

Hypnotized Tats: ...And as the partners spent more time running and hiding, they found out how much they actually meant for each other. The relationship was finally concealed with a kiss...

(Smoosh!)

[Tats makes the Pacifica-cutout "Kiss" cutout-Dipper on the cheek. Pacifica and Dipper exclaims sweetly over this.]

Pacifica and Dipper: (Simultaneously) Awww!

Hypnotized Tats: And so, the lonely peasant Dipper finally found a lover! (Turns serious) But what the boy didn't know about this girl is that she had many dark plans on her mind...

Pacifica: (Upset) What!? This isn't right??

Dipper: (Whispers) Shh! It's about to get interesting!

(THUNK!!)

[An entire cage falls on top of the Dipper cutout, which is made out of cardboard.]

Hypnotized Tats: (Dramatically) Before he knew it, he got locked in Pacifica's game, unable to escape or cry for help!!

[Pacifica grows even more nervous over the scenery. The cutout of Pacifica grows devil horns out of its "hair".]

Hypnotized Tats: Dipper no longer had free will, and it would continue on until she suddenly grew tired of him, and SMASHED HIM TO BITS!!

(SLAM!!) (SLAM!!) (SLAM!!)...

Hypnotized Tats: ((Grunts)) GAH!! HUMPH!! AH!!--

[Hysterically, Tats starts to hit the cutout of Dipper with the Pacifica cutout until they're both completely creased.]

Hypnotized Tats: GRAAAAHHHH!!

[As a finale, he smashes the entire puppet stage into bits with his fists, leaving behind a pile of debree on the floor. Afterwards, he pants for a few seconds, silently.]

Tats: (Turns normal) And that is the entire story of Dipper and Pacifica's love-life. The. End!

[Mabel glances over in Dipper and Pacifica's direction.]

Mabel: (Mischievously) Heh, that oughtta do it!

[Cuts to Pacifica. stands up from her seat, furious.]

Pacifica: (Outbursts) Tats, what is WRONG with you!? Oh so are SO fired for that!! FIRED!!

(Clap)...(Clap)...(Clap)

[Pacifica glances over to her right, seeing that Dipper is now clapping slowly, also standing up.]

Dipper: (Approvingly) Oh man, what a twist! What. A. Twist! That ending was great!

[Pacifica acts like she also approves the play, only because her boyfriend didn't react harshly.]

Pacifica: (Acts along) Y-yeah... It was amazing! That ending was SO unexpected!

Mabel: UH-

[Cuts to Mabel. She has her mouth agape and her pupils contracted from Dipper's reaction, as she expected him to get uncomfortable.]

[Cutting back to Tats, Dipper and Pacifica walks up to him.]

Dipper: So what're we gonna do next? Surely you must have something else for us on your mind!

Hypnotized Tats: (Stutters) Uhm...

[Fast cut to Mabel.]

Mabel: Um... we could um...

[Cut back to Tats.]

Tats: (Copies) We could um... (Shines up) Aha! We could go ride a pony! Pacifica has lots of them in her backyard!

Pacifica: (Raises eyebrow) "Lots"!? I only have ONE right now, you dork!

Tats: Oh. I forgot about that... Well, maybe Dipper over here could try out your pony!

Dipper: What!? No way, I am NOT going near a pony! Those things are for girls!

Pacifica: (Beseech) Oh c'mon, Epona is nice! She's like, the sweetest horse you could ever lay your eyes upon!

Dipper: (Sighs, reluctant) Fiiine... But only because you want me to!

Pacifica: (Smirks) Good boy!

Dipper: W-woah!

[She grabs Dipper by the shirt and drags him along with her.]

Pacifica: Trust me, you're gonna Love this horse!

[Tats follows them from behind, walking along with them. They exit the room, then proceed to turn right in the corridor. Mabel is nowhere to be seen.]

[She then peeks out from a nearby corner, watching them as they become more distant.]

Mabel: (Annoyed) This next plan better work or I'm seriously gonna get ticked off...

[Mabel begins following them.]

...

[Waddles shows himself from behind the corner. He's now chewing on the paper cutout of Pacifica.]

---

[Next scene starts out in Pacifica's backyard. Her backyard consists of a beautiful lily garden with glowing fireflies lighting up the area. Dipper and Pacifica walks outside first with Tats keeping up with them.]

Pacifica: (Looks up) Gee, is it already dark outside?? It feels like you just arrived here!

[Up in the sky over the brick fence, we see the stars being visible.]

Dipper: (Chuckles) Hehe, time goes fast when you have fun!

Pacifica: (Laughs awkwardly) Ehehe, yeaaah... (Whispers anxiously) Please let that be a sign that you're having fun...!!

[Dipper walks up to a tree and grabs an apple from its branches. However, the apple is so shiny that he sees something glowing in the reflection.]

Dipper: Hm?

[He rotates around to the glowing object and...]

Dipper: ((Prolonged gasp))

[The shiny object reveals to be Epona: Pacifica's pony. She is completely red and has a white mane and tail. Dipper's eyes are glittering from the scenery of her.]

[Pacifica halts next to Dipper. Dipper is frozen in awe.]

Pacifica: (Boastful) Yup, there she is: Epona! The best, and only pony that I have! Go ahead, pet her!

[Dipper saunters up to Epona and caresses her gently on the neck.]

Dipper: My gosh, she's beautiful! Does she bite?

Pacifica: (Giggles) Of course not, silly! Since she's the only pony I have right now, I have taught her some major discipline!

Dipper: That's a relief to hear!

[Behind Epona, Mabel is now up in a tree, spying on Dipper and Pacifica with binoculars.]

((Snap))

[Mabel snaps her fingers. Down below, Tats falls into hypnosis again from the snap, making his eyes glow yellow again.]

[Mabel's voice echoes inside his head.]

Mabel: ((Echo)) Make Dipper sit on that horse! Do it quickly!

Hypnotized Tats: (Repeats, unemotional) I will make Dipper sit on that horse, and I will do it quickly...

Dipper: (Rotates head) What was that, Tats?

[Almost like a robot, Tats lifts Dipper up from the ground.]

Dipper: Wh-whoa!?! What are you doing?

[Tats puts him down on Epona's back. He immediately grasps the horse's hair by the mane.]

Dipper: (Nervously) Uhm-- Is someone gonna get me down from here??

Pacifica: (Entertained) Ahaha! It seems like she really likes you... Look how calm she is!

Dipper: A-a-and what would've happened if she didn't like me?

Pacifica: Weeell... in that case, you would be somewhere by the fence right now.

[Dipper's eyes widens and he gulps in fear.]

[It cuts over to Mabel.]

Mabel: Well, then it's a good thing I snuck into the kitchen on my way here~

[She fumbles in her pockets and grabs a fistful of loose chili powder.]

[Cutting back to Pacifica, she walks up to Dipper still sitting firmly on Epona's back.]

Pacifica: (Smiles) How you feelin'? Ready to take her out for a spin??

Dipper: (Unsurely) I guess so...

Pacifica: Great! Since you don't have a saddle, you're gonna have to grab her by the mane!

Dipper: D-doesnt that hurt?

Pacifica: (Nonchalantly) Naah, my horse can handle it!

[As Dipper and Pacifica continues chattering, it cuts to Epona's face.]

[Suddenly, Mabel descends down from the tree, hanging upside-down from a branch.]

Mabel: (To Epona) Hey there, little girl! Are you hungry?? Here ya go!

[Mabel shows Epona the chili powder, sitting firmly in the palm of her hand.]

(*POOF*)

[Suddenly, she blows the entire mixture in the pony's face before disappearing up in the tree again.]

(Sniff, sniff...)

[Epona inhales some of the powder cloud.]

Epona: HM!?!

[She then freezes as her pupils contract from the spice.]

Epona: ((NEEEIGHHHH!!!))

Dipper: Wha- WHOA-- WHAA!!

[Epona proceeds to go completely haywire with Dipper still sitting on her back. She proceeds to run in circles around the garden.]

Epona: (NEIGH!!) (NEIGH!!)

Dipper: HELP!! SOMEBODY!?!

Pacifica: (Shouting) Epona!? Epona!! Bad girl!!

[Pacifica's shouting does nothing. Epona continues galloping insanely as Dipper continues holding on to the mane.]

[Cuts to Mabel in the tree. She is checking the scene from her binoculars.]

Mabel: This is definitely gonna give him the hiccups after this!

[Cutting back to Epona, she is hysterically running back and forward in a straight line.]

Dipper: I think I'm gonna be sick...

[Pacifica dashes in front of her, trying to stop her from running any further.]

Pacifica: Epona!! Stop this instant!

[But to no avail. Epona almost runs Pacifica over, galloping past her. She then grows tired of her horse not listening and inhales...]

Pacifica: EPOOONNNAAA!!!

[Now, Epona brakes without hesitation, but unfortunately...]

Dipper: AAAAAAHHHHH--

~(SPLASH!!)~

[Dipper gets sent flying from the speed. He flies all across the backyard until he finally lands in The Northwests' pool.]

Pacifica: Dipper!!

[Pacifica runs up to the pool, troubled.]

Pacifica: ...Dipper?

[As she continues looking, Dipper ascends from the pool, now having his head tilted downwards, expressing that he is upset. Pacifica covers her mouth in shock, seeing how wet he became.]

Pacifica: O-oh my gosh! (Pleads) Dipper, I am so sorry! I--I had no idea Epona was gonna lash out on you like that!

Dipper: (Quietly) That...

...

Dipper: ...Was...

...

[Pacifica braces for impact, expecting Dipper to say something negative.]

Dipper: (Shines up) ...Awesome!!

[She proceeds to go over to a bewildered face from her boyfriend's appreciation.]

Pacifica: Wait... What??

[Dipper leaps out of the pool and halts next to Pacifica.]

Dipper: (Energetic) Yeah!! Did you see how far I flew?? That must've been at least sixty yards for sure!

Pacifica: So you're um... not mad at me?

Dipper: Of course not! (Thinks) Sure, your horse might hate me, but that's completely fine! (He grabs Pacifica's sleeve) C'mon, let's go do that again!!

[But Pacifica immediately retracts her hand.]

Pacifica: (Hesitant) Erm... Don't you think it's time that we have dinner now? We can save that to later!

Dipper: (Shrugs) Yeah, I can't say no to that! (Politely) Shall the lady show me to the dining area?

Pacifica: (Smugly) Fair gentleman.~

[Dipper and Pacifica walks back to the mansion side by side. They talk about something indistinct as Pacifica is seen laughing.]

[Cuts to Mabel. She is growling furiously over how her little plan turned out...]

[She snaps the binoculars in half.]

Mabel: (Threatening) Fine, Pacifica! You wanna play that game!? Then so be it! I am not gonna let you marry my brother!

(Crack!)

Mabel: WHAAA--!!

[The tree branch Mabel sits on snaps in half, making her fall to the ground.]

Mabel: (Off-screen, weakly) Ow...

[Scene ends.]

---

[Next scene starts in the dining hall. Unlike the rest of the mansion, this area is furnished with more vintage-themed decoration, similar to how it looked in the Northwests' old mansion. A bunch of waiters are putting dishes with cloches over them on the table.]

[Once Dipper and Pacifica enters, Dipper is quick to pointing the decoration out.]

Dipper: (Surprised) Wow! This room looks exactly like your old mansion!

Pacifica: Yeah, we wanted to keep some of it similar to my old house, so we kept this room old-fashioned...

[The head waiter steps in front of the kids. He has a towel folded nicely on his arm.]

Head waiter: (Pompous) Welcome, Ms. Northwest! Mr. Pines... You two look lovely today! Your seats are right over here if you follow me.

[The head waiter turns around and starts walking. Dipper and Pacifica follows while whispering aside to eachother.]

Dipper: (Whispers) He's really pleasant!

Pacifica: (Whispers) That's the head waiter! He's really serious about his dishes...

Dipper: Oooohh...

[They make it up to the reserved seats, right next to each other. Their table is decorated with several silver plates and 10 different types of silverware.]

Head waiter: Please, sit down...

[Dipper and Pacifica sits down.]

Pacifica: (Quietly) Hm... I wonder what's next on the list...

[She unfolds her list again and reads through it.]

Pacifica: Ah! "Step four: Make obvious hints!"

[Pacifica leans closer to Dipper.]

Pacifica: Soooo... Are you dating anyone special at the moment?

[Dipper instantly turns his head to her.]

Dipper: W-what?

Pacifica: Yeah, I mean if you have a girlfriend or something?

Dipper: (Raises eyebrow) Pacifica, you are my girlfriend.

[Pacifica realizes what she said.]

Pacifica: (Stutters) O-oh! Okay, um... Yeah, I--I knew that, I was just m-making sure that you knew! Ehehe...

[Pacifica starts sweating from the embarrassment.]

Pacifica: (Awkwardly) Jeez, is it just me or is it getting hotter in here?

[Pacifica snatches Dipper's champagne glass and drinks the water from it.]

Dipper: What the–!? Hey!!

Pacifica: (Stops drinking, puts glass aside) Ah! Much better! Hey, how about we skip the dinner and head to dessert!? We're kind of in a hurry!!

Dipper: Erm...

[Pacifica ignores Dipper and snaps her fingers hastily.]

Pacifica: ((Snaps finger)) WAITER!!!

...

((Rumble is heard outside.))

[The doors opens and a serving trolley gets rolled inside by none other than Tats under hypnosis, appearing again since he put Dipper on the horse.]

Hypnotized Tats: Make way for Pacifica's bodyguard!!

[Tats is close to running over several butlers with his trolley, who manages to all jump out of the way before he hits them.]

(Screeechhh!!...)

[He manages to brake with his feet before hitting the table that Dipper and Pacifica are sitting by.]

Hypnotized Tats: (Pants)(Pants) Nice to meet you two again.

Pacifica: Tats?? What're you doing here again?

Hypnotized Tats: Funny you asked... I'll be your head waiter for the dinner!

Pacifica: (Weirded out) Wait, what? You're supposed to be my bodyguard, not my cook!?

Hypnotized Tats: I got approval from your father to take responsibility over the serving!

[The head waiter stands up after jumping out of the way.]

Head waiter: (Protests) Impossible! Preston would never switch me out for some filthy weasel like you!

???: I have proof of that!

[Suddenly, Mabel comes walking into the room. She is disguised in a moustache, a fedora and a small trench coat to hide herself from Dipper and Pacifica.]

Head waiter: Who are you??

Disguised Mabel: (Clears throat, speaks in a darker voice) Ahem! I'm the postman that Preston sent from the post-office. I'm the one who posts all the posts!

...

[Beat. Pacifica, Dipper and the head waiter all stares at Mabel in confusion.]

Head waiter: (Perks eyebrow) Aaaand what exactly is your conclusion?

[Mabel reveals a letter and hands it over to the head waiter.]

Disguised Mabel: Here's evidence that your master wants you gone!

[The head waiter accepts it and unfolds the letter.]

Head waiter: Oh my, I didn't know he had such terrible handwriting... (Reads) "Dear head waiter that I forgot the name on, I have decided to tell you that you're getting... (Eyes widens, he then switches to being saddened) D-d-d-demoted??

[He hangs his head, saddened. Mabel pats him on the shoulder.]

Disguised Mabel: Yeah... Life is tough, man. Why don't you go over to that wall and sit until you get instructions?

[The head waiter plods over to the other side of the room.]

Head waiter: (Mutters) He didn't even remember my name...

[Cut back to Dipper and Pacifica.]

Pacifica: ...What just happened?

[Tats places down a dish on the table, covered by a cloche.]

Hypnotized Tats: Time for the big reveal! For yours truly...

[Tats lifts up the cloche...]

Hypnotized Tats (Continues): ...A wedding cake!

[The cloche reveals a pink, enormous wedding cake under it. Dipper and Pacifica are left astonished.]

Pacifica: Whoaaaa...

Dipper: (To Pacifica) Wait hold on, why a wedding cake??

[Pacifica starts cutting out a piece for her and Dipper.]

Pacifica: Why not? Have you ever tasted a wedding cake before!? It's the best!

Hypnotized Tats: Actually, It's for the event happening later tonight that the fair lady next to you arranged!

Dipper: W-what event? --MMPH!?!

[Pacifica covers Dipper's mouth.]

Pacifica: (Laughs nervously) Ehehe, he-- he's said too much! How about we just start eating?

[Pacifica starts eating from her piece of cake. Dipper gives her a perplexed look before he also starts eating from the piece that Pacifica put on his plate.]

Pacifica: Mmm...

Dipper: (Mouthful) This is really good!

[It cuts to Tats and Mabel. Mabel leans aside to Tats and whispers.]

Disguised Mabel: (Whispers) It's showtime! Do what I told you to do before!

[Mabel turns around and starts leaving the dining hall.]

Hypnotized Tats: (Looks at cake) Ooh. That looks really appetizing. May I have a taste?

Pacifica: (Swallows) Maybe later. You're my bodyguard so you're gonna have to wait. (She goes back to eating)

Hypnotized Tats: (Impatiently) But I want it now! I've worked hard for it!

Pacifica: You heard me! No eating until we're done here!

[Tats becomes hysterical again.]

Hypnotized Tats: (Yells) BUT I WANT ONE NOW!!!

Pacifica: I said NO!!

Dipper: (Unsurely) Pacifica, maybe we should just give him a piece so he calms down...

Pacifica: Dipper, I'm his boss, so that means I make up the rules!

Hypnotized Tats: GRRAAAAAHHHHH!!!

(*SPLAT!!*)

[Tats grows so angry that he shoves his fist into the cake, making splatter fly everywhere over him, Dipper and Pacifica.]

[In the corner of the room, Mabel watches them excitedly, waiting for a reaction.]

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...

[Pacifica and Dipper continue staring at Tats in shock, trying to comprehend what just happened.]

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...

Dipper: FOOD FIIIGHT!!

[Dipper takes a fistful of cake and throws it right into Pacifica's face.]

[Seeing that Dipper is having a good time, Pacifica joins in on the fun, throwing cake everywhere.]

Dipper: Hahaha!

Pacifica: Ahahaha!

[It quickly cuts to Mabel. She once again has her mouth agape.]

[Dipper and Pacifica stops throwing at each other and turns to Tats.]

Pacifica: Get him!!

[They proceed to throw cake pieces at him while laughing, splatting down his entire face. However he remains frozen, since he hasn't gotten any instructions yet.]

[Dipper ceases fire after a while.]

Dipper: Alright, let's calm down! Before this entire room turns pink!

Pacifica: Okay, okay! I get it!

[Dipper jumps off from his chair.]

Dipper: I'll go get some towels to wipe all this stuff off.

[Pacifica also jumps off from her chair.]

Pacifica: Great! I'll follow you, since I need to change to another dress!

[They walk side-by-side out of the dining hall, walking past Mabel, still disguised, leaning against the wall. They ignore her and make it out to the corridor. Once there, they split up and walk opposite directions: Dipper to the left and Pacifica to the right...]

Disguised Mabel: (To Tats; Whispers) Tats! Corridor. Now!!

[Tats turns around and follows her out the hallway. They both stop by a painting of Preston and Mabel takes off her fake moustache and hat. Waddles is also there with her.]

Mabel: What was that? (Angrily) What was that!?!

[She starts walking back and forward, furiously.]

Mabel: I told you to throw the cake out the window, not "Stomp the cake to pieces"!!

Hypnotized Tats: (Emotionless) I'm sorry, master. Should I kill myself for being disobedient?

[Mabel faces away from Tats, pinching the bridge of her nose.]

Mabel: (Sighs) No, don't kill yourself! Let's just kidnap Dipper and explain everything to him later! Alright Tats?

...

...

Mabel: ...Tats?

[Mabel turns back around and sees that Tats is starting to lose consciousness.]

(Thunk!)

[He hits the floor and passes out.]

Mabel: (Gasps, frightened) Oh no! The hypnosis has worn off!!

[Mabel runs up to Tats and tries to lift him up, but to no avail.]

Mabel: (Struggling) C'mon, you big lard! Get up! Hnnghh!!

[She runs up to her backpack standing next to the door and fumbles around in it. She picks up the journal and runs back to Tats.]

Mabel: (Riffles through pages) C'mon, where is it!?!

[Mabel stops at the hypnosis page.]

Mabel: There it is! (Concentrates) (Loudly) Nunc es in mea potestante! ... Mens tua est M--!

Dipper: Mabel??

[Dipper interrupts the spell. He's now standing behind Mabel with a towel.]

[Mabel turns to him quickly and hides the journal behind her back.]

Mabel: (Nervously) D-Dipper!? Hey, bro! I-I didn't expect to see you here!

Dipper: (Weirded out) What are you doing here?

Mabel: M-me? I'm just here to find you! I-It's getting pretty late so Grunkle Stan wanted me to take you home!

Dipper: But I told Grunkle Stan that I would be home by twelve. It's only like 9 AM right now.

Mabel: (Grows even more nervous, starts sweating) Heh, well he told me that there's some chores to do at home, so... Bummer right? Ehehe...

Dipper: Wait a minute...

[Dipper notices the journal peeking out from behind Mabel's shoulder.]

Dipper: (Suspiciously) Is that my journal that you have behind your back??

[Mabel notices it peeking out and tries to cover it even more.]

Mabel: Whaaat? Pshh! No way, you're just seeing things! There's no way I would ever--

Dipper: Give me that!!

[He charges at Mabel and tries to take the journal back.]

Mabel: Wait, I just need it a bit longer!!

[Mabel gives Dipper resistance and starts tugging over the journal. Dipper fights back. Waddles runs away and hides.]

Dipper: Hnghh! Let go of it!!

Mabel: NO!!!

[Their fighting makes Dipper bump into the backpack, tripping it over. The food container that contains the blood sample falls out and the lid opens from the impact, spilling its contents out all over the floor.]

Dipper: Gah!!

[Finally, Dipper manages to pull the journal away from her. He immediately notices a bookmark on one of the pages.]

Dipper: What's this bookmark for??

Mabel: (Pleads) Dipper, just put the book away and let's talk about--

[Dipper flips to the marked page, showing the hypnosis spell.]

Dipper: The hypnosis spell? Why did you--

[Dipper realizes in shock as he glares at Tats.]

Dipper: (Frowns) You!!

Mabel: Uhm...

[Dipper throws the journal at the ground, furious.]

Dipper: (Enraged) YOU were the one who made the bodyguard act all delirious around us!?! By putting the spell on him!?

Mabel: (Frightened) O-okay, I admit that I did--

Dipper: I should've known!! You're mad at me because I didn't stay at home and play with you, so now you want to ruin my date!! Right!?!

Mabel: (Nervously) No it's just-- ...It's something that Pacifica hasn't told you and--

Dipper: Pacifica!? You're bringing PACIFICA into this!?! Just TWO days ago, you did everything you could to make us fall with love with each other, and now you're trying to make us BREAK UP!?

Mabel: (Corrects pleadingly) No no no, you just don't get it!--

Dipper: (Calms down) No, I completely get it now! As long as everything is to your liking, it's fine, right!? Because that's the way it's always been with you! You only want everything to go your way without caring about anyone else!!

Mabel: (Quietly, saddened) That's not true...

Dipper: (Irritated) Yes it is! I've always sacrificed everything for you and not once have you given me anything in return for it!! ... And when things finally go the way I want, you can't even be happy about it...

[Dipper turns around, facing away from Mabel.]

Dipper: (Hostile) The world doesn't revolve around you, Mabel, and you need to get that into your thick head for once...

[Mabel puts her hands on her head.]

Mabel: (Disheartened) My head is not thick...

Dipper: Just go away... please...

[Dipper picks up the journal and tries to storm away, carrying it. Mabel follows him and tries to put her hand on his shoulder.]

Mabel: Dipper, wait–

[He immediately swats her hand away.]

Dipper: No!! Just leave me alone! I don't want to talk to you for the rest of the evening!!

[He continues stomping away. Mabel doesn't follow and just hangs her head, shamefully. She walks in the other direction with heavy steps, looking down at the ground. Waddles follows her.]

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[As she leaves, the camera focuses on Tats on the floor. His hands starts twitching as he is waking up again.]

Tats: (Wakes up) Ugh... what happened...?

[He sits up, now back to his normal self. He is seen having dry lips, showing that he is dehydrated.]

Tats: (Caresses forehead, in pain) Man, why does my head hurt so badly!? And why am I so thirsty??

[Tats looks around. He notices the red puddle on the floor, in this case being the blood sample.]

Tats: Oh, sweet! Is that spilled cranberry juice I see?

[He crawls on all four over to the puddle. He bends down to lick it up with his tongue, but then pauses.]

Tats: (Hesitates) Is someone finna notice that I'm drinking from the floor?? Nah, I'll be fine!

[Tats starts licking the puddle.]

Tats: MMPH!?!

[He immediately grimaces to the contents.]

Tats: Why does it taste so salty...?

[The blood puddle starts glowing in bright-red colors... Then suddenly...]

((GRAB))

[...The blood sample turns slime-ish and latches onto Tats' face like a parasite, suffocating him.]

Tats: (Muffled screams) MMPH!? MMMMMPPPHHHH?? MFFFFFTTTTTT!!!

[Tats panics and runs around, trying to get the blood-parasite out of his face.]

Tats: MMFFFFFF!!!

(THWACK!) (THWACK!) (THWACK!)

[He hits his head into the wall several times to get the blood sample off, but to no avail.]

[He falls to his knees and lets out a painful scream, as the blood is taking over his mind.]

Tats: (Muffled) AAAAAHHHHHH!!!

[He freezes. Tats remains completely still. The slimey blood travels up his nose, revealing that his eyes are now completely black.]

[After a few seconds of silence, his eyes starts glowing red. Scene ends...]

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[Upper floor. Pacifica opens the door to her room and steps outside. She is now dressed in a red evening gown.]

Pacifica: (Judgmental; to herself) Why am I so stupid sometimes!? (Goofy voice) "Oh, do you have another girlfriend"!? Why would someone ever say that!?!

[Pacifica continues walking down the corridor while rambling to herself.]

Pacifica: I can't believe myself sometimes! At this point, I am ASKING for this date to be ruined-- OUF!!

[Pacifica walks right into Mabel, crashing into her without looking. Pacifica turns aggressive.]

Pacifica: (Angrily) Hey!! Watch where you're going, dork! (Pauses) ...Mabel??

[Mabel turns to Pacifica.]

Mabel: (Depressedly) Oh... Hi, Pacifica...

Pacifica: (Surprised) Wh-what are you doing here?? Weren't you gonna stay home today?

Mabel: Yeah, but... (Sighs) I was gonna go get Dipper but I can't find him.

Pacifica: Oh. Well, I'm pretty sure he's heading to the movie room. It's downstairs if you want to see him!

Mabel: (Sheepishly) Actually, I was gonna go... He got mad at me for trying to ruin your date, sooo...

[Pacifica immediately frowns upon hearing this.]

Pacifica: (Glares) What!?

Mabel: Well actually it wasn't really me.~ It was actually Tats under my Hypnosis spell..

[She starts approaching Mabel. Mabel and backs away slowly, with Waddles copying her.]

Pacifica: (Confrontational) You're telling me that you were the one who made my bodyguard act all crazy before!?

Mabel: (Anxious) Y-yeah, more or less! Ehehe...

[Mabel gets backed up against the wall. Pacifica now has her face only inches away from Mabel's.]

Pacifica: (Pokes Mabel's chest) You better have a good excuse as to why I shouldn't smack you in the face, right now!!

Mabel: (Tensely) Okay, okay! Just hear me out! I saw when you walked into that jewelry store and bought the wedding ring, alright!?

[Pacifica softens. She takes a step back.]

Pacifica: Wait, what?

Mabel: Yeah! I've known all along that you want to marry Dipper and start a family with him or whatever... But I'm afraid of losing him, so hearing this messed me up a bit...

[Beat. Pacifica gets a more sympathetic look on her face.]

Pacifica: (Understanding) Is that why you've been trying to sabotage everything tonight...?

Mabel: (Sheepishly) Yeah... Dipper's right, I am selfish! If I was actually happy for him, I would've supported his and your choices...

[Mabel stares down at the floor again.]

[Pacifica puts a caring hand on her shoulder.]

Pacifica: (Calmly) Hey... If it makes you feel any better, then I'll definitely make you bridesmaid on our wedding.

Mabel: (Shines up) Really??

Pacifica: Of course. You've earned it!

[They share a smile in silence.]

Mabel: (Determined) Well in that case, how about I help you out with your proposal?

Pacifica: ...W-what do you mean?

Mabel: Well I could be the one being in charge of making it as comfy as possible. The proposal must be as good as possible!

Pacifica: (Ponders) That... would actually help me out a bit. Alright, you're in!

[Mabel immediately lifts her hands up in the air.]

Mabel: (Triumphly) YEEESSS!! This is gonna be the best wedding EVER!!!

[She runs away, down the hallway, screaming, with Waddles running after her. Pacifica still hasn't moved.]

Pacifica: (Flatly) ...I already regret letting her join me.

[Scene ends.]

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[Next scene starts back in Pacifica's home cinema again. Dipper and Pacifica are cuddled up in the couch under a bunch of blankets again like last time, and Pacifica is seen wearing a hidden earpiece. This time, they're actually watching a movie on the projector screen.]

Pacifica: (Squints eyes) I don't get it... Why are we watching a show that's in black and white?

Dipper: Shh! Just watch!

[The camera cuts to the projector screen. It shows that they are watching The Tree Stooges.]

((RIING!!!))

[On the screen, Larry, who is animated, wakes up to his alarm clock ringing.]

Larry: Quiet! Quiet!!

[Larry throws the alarm clock into the wall.]

(Bonk!)

Larry: OWF!!

[The alarm clock bounces off the wall and hits him in the head. Dipper laughs.]

Dipper: Hahaha-- AHAHAHA!! (Sighs) Classic...

[Pacifica's eyes focuses on something up by the wall to her right. A window is shown, seeing into the control room. Mabel is located there, giving Pacifica a thumbs up while smiling. She is also wearing an earpiece.]

Pacifica: (Grabs remote) Yeah that's fun, but maybe we should focus on something else!

[She turns off the projector with the remote.]

Dipper: (Annoyed) Oh come on, I was watching that!!

Pacifica: (Smirks) We could watch that later... For now, I have a different thing in mind...

[Pacifica gets up from the couch and grabs Dipper's hand.]

Pacifica: Lights, please?

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[Silence. Nothing happens.]

Pacifica: LIGHTS, PLEASE!!??

(Click...)

[Mabel changes the environment to a cozy, pink light. A bunch of nearby remote-controlled candles lits up. A nearby radio also turns on and starts playing smooth jazz music.]

Dipper: What's going on? Did the engineer mess something up?

[Pacifica reaches for the table and grabs a champagne glass. She starts filling it up with soda.]

Pacifica: Refreshment?

Dipper: Sure, I guess...

[Dipper accepts the beverage. Pacifica jumps up on the couch and stares at Dipper with a smug, affectionated look.]

...

Dipper: (Weirded out) What are you doing?

Pacifica: (Snaps back) Oh, right! Hold on a sec...

[Pacifica reaches for her list again, located next to her on the couch.]

Pacifica: (Breathes deeply) Okay... (Reads) "Step 5: Make him feel comfortable." (To Dipper) How're you feeling, Dipper?

Dipper: Good, I suppose?

Pacifica: Would you like anything else before we get started?

Dipper: ...Get started with what?

Pacifica: (Romantically) That's the surprise of it...

(Clap! Clap!)

[Pacifica claps her hands twice.]

Pacifica: Butler!!

[The doors open and a butler walks in. He is holding another plate with a cloche over it.]

[The butler places the plate down on the table and lifts up the cloche, revealing a scroll inside. There's also a bunch of fruit on the plate.]

[Pacifica reaches for her list again.]

Pacifica: "Step 6: Read from the scroll"!

[She puts the list aside and grabs the scroll from the plate. Simultaneously, Dipper grabs a grape and eats it.]

Dipper: I suppose that the surprise is inside that scroll?

Pacifica: Ehehe... S-sort of!

[Pacifica unfolds the scroll and begins reading.]

Pacifica: (In an expressive voice) "Switch to the back of the paper for the speech"...

Dipper: ...What?

Pacifica: (Irritated) Oh, come on!! (She flips the scroll and reads the backside) You've made me the happiest girl tonight, and it's my turn I give something back--

Butler: Uhm, excuse me...?

Pacifica: (Angrily) WHAAATT!?!

[The butler interrupts. He is seen by the door he walked into, remaining closed.]

Butler: (Shyly) I-I can't get out of the door before someone opens it, I'm afraid...

... [Beat.] ...

Pacifica: (Pleasantly) Oh! Sorry about that... I'll have it open for you in a bit!

[Pacifica leans away from Dipper and speaks into the earpiece.]

Pacifica: (Whispers loudly) Mabel, what the heck are you doing!?

[It cuts to Mabel. She is now sleeping leaned back in the office chair, having her feet up on the control pad.]

Pacifica: (From earpiece) Mabel!? Mabel!! MABEL!!

[Mabel wakes up, startled.]

Mabel: WAH!! HOW LONG WAS I GONE!?!? ...Oh right, the door!

[Mabel hits a button with her fist.]

(RRRIIIIIIINNNNGGGG!!)

[The fire alarm turns on and the sprinkler system in the ceiling activates, raining down water over Dipper, Pacifica and the rest of the room.]

Mabel: Oops! Wrong button!

[Mabel presses same button and turns off the fire alarm and the sprinkler system. She hits another button that opens the door.]

[The butler, completely wet, walks out of the room and the door shuts after him.]

[Cut back to Dipper and Pacifica, both wet. Pacifica is silent in frustration.]

Dipper: (To Pacifica) ...What was it you were gonna say again?

Pacifica: Oh, right! Um...

[Pacifica checks the scroll again. However, the text has now been erased from the paper as the scroll has been water-damaged, making her unable to read it.]

Pacifica: (Dismayed) Oh, are you kidding me!? It's been erased!?

Dipper: What has been erased?

[Pacifica throws the scroll away.]

Pacifica: H-hold on a second!

[Pacifica grabs the list again.]

Pacifica: (Stressed; reads) "Step 7: If your scroll broke, then all you need to do is--

[Suddenly Dipper snatches the list away from her and throws it across the room.]

Dipper: Oh stop it with your stupid list, just talk from your heart!

Pacifica: (Agitated) O-okay...? (Stammers) T-the thing I...is that I've been meaning to ask you something, and that is...

[Pacifica reaches for her pocket and takes out the ring box. She leaps off the couch and kneels down on one leg.]

[She takes a deep breath then continues.]

Pacifica: Will you-- (Hesitates) Ummm... Uhhh...

[Cuts to Mabel. She is looking out the window at Pacifica.]

Mabel: (Cheers on) C'mon Pacifica, you can do it!

[Fast cut to Pacifica.]

Pacifica: (Unsurely; Nervously) Errr... W-w-will y-you... (Sighs) Will you...

[Cut back to Mabel.]

Mabel: (Impatient) Come on... Come on!!

((BANG!!)) ((BANG!!))

[Two loud knocks are heard by the door.]

Mabel: Who could that be??

[Mabel jumps off the chair and walks up to the door.]

Mabel: (Shouts) Yes!? Who is it!?

((CRAASHH!!!))

[Then suddenly, Tats' face travels right through the door, leaving a massive hole behind. He is still possessed by the blood and is gnawing his teeth maniacally.]

Infected Tats: GNAH!! GNAH!! GRAAAHHHH!!!

Mabel: AAAAAHHH!!

[Cutting back to Pacifica, we see Mabel running around from Tats in control room as he has made it inside. Pacifica is still trying to say the line.]

Pacifica: Will you... W-will you m-m... Will you...

[Dipper drinks from his glass while patiently waiting for her to say something. However, he notices something.]

Dipper: Huh?

[He sees Mabel fighting Tats through the window, holding him off with a broomstick.]

Dipper: ...Mabel??

[Back in the control room, Mabel is backing away slowly from Tats, approaching him.]

Infected Tats: (Distorted voice) You are FOOLISH to try and challenge me, mortal! Time to die!!

[Tats aims his index finger at Mabel. It starts charging up and sparks starts coming out from it.]

Mabel: Uh, um... GAH!!

((CRACK!!))

[As a last resort, Mabel breaks the window with the broomstick.]

[Tats shoots a lightning bolt from his fingertip. Mabel ducks right on time and the lightning bolts travels into the movie room.]

[Cut to Pacifica.]

Pacifica: W-will you–...

[The lightning bolt strikes her right in the back. Pacifica immediately turns into solid stone, being in the same stance kneeling down.]

Dipper: Pacifica? (Distressed) PACIFICA!?!

Mabel: Dipppeeerrr!!

[Dipper looks up, Mabel is now balancing herself at the ledge of the broken window.]

Mabel: Up here! Help me!!

[Mabel slips and loses her balance.]

Mabel: AAAAHHH-- OUF!!

Dipper: Mabel!!

[Dipper runs up to her and helps her up on her feet.]

Dipper: What is going on right now!?

Mabel: Me must get out of here... now!!

Infected Tats: (Roars) GRRAAAHHHH!!

[Tats plunges down to their level. The siblings screams and runs away before Tats lands on them.]

Infected Tats: (Begins stomping around) Come out, come out wherever you are!!

[Dipper and Mabel are hidden, but the camera travels to behind the table, showing that they are hidden there.]

Dipper: (Pants) What happened? Did you use the Hypnosis spell again??

Mabel: Of course not! (Pants) You took the journal from me, remember?

Dipper: (Realizes) Right, so what did you do, then!?

[Mabel thinks for a bit.]

Mabel: (Lights up) Of course! It must've been the blood sample! I think it slipped out of my backpack!!

Dipper: (Raises eyebrow) Wait... You brought Grunkle Stan's blood sample HERE!?!

Mabel: (Corrects) Only a little bit!! And I was only gonna use it if things went wrong!

Dipper: (Aggressively) UNBELIEVEABLE!!! You really know how to mess everything up!!

Mabel: (Pleads) I know, and I'm sorry for that, alright!? But we have more important things to focus on, and that is getting to that door ALIVE!!

(*Rumble...*)

[Rumbling is heard. Suddenly, the couch gets lifted up by Tats.]

Mabel: RUN!!

[They get up and dart off, right as Tats throws the couch at the table and almost crushes them with it.]

[Mabel gets separated from Dipper, making it to the middle. Tats approaches her and charges up the lightning bolt from hos index finger again.]

Mabel: Oh no...

Infected Tats: (Cackles maniacally) HAHAHAHAHAAA!!

Dipper: YAAAHH!!

[The charge gets disrupted as Dipper jumps and latches onto Tats' arm.]

[As he tries to swat Dipper off, he accidentally shoots the beam up in the ceiling. Debris comes flying down, consisting of bigger rocks.]

[Tats flings Dipper off his arm after a few struggles. He hits the ground harshly.]

[Mabel runs up to Dipper, now bruised, but he has already made it up on his feet, without her help.]

Dipper: (Grunts) Quick! The door is just over there!

[They run behind all the scrap from the roof, which has made a safe path for them to run on.]

Dipper: Wait, what about Pacifica!?

Mabel: We'll save your girlfriend later! Right now, we need to think of our own survival!!

[They make it to the door and tries to push it, but it doesn't give in and remains locked.]

Dipper: What!?! You're kidding!!

[Dipper starts banging on the door repeatedly.]

Dipper: (Panics) Help!! Help us out!!

[Mabel glances over at the destroyed window. She realizes something.]

Mabel: Darn it...

[She grabs Dipper's shoulder.]

Mabel: Dipper, stop! The door is remote controlled!! We can't open it unless we get up to the control room!

Dipper: (Flatly) Well that's gonna be impossible...

Mabel: (Hurriedly) Yes!! So think of something else, then!

Dipper: Hmm... (Clicks tongue) we could always shine sunlight onto him, since that scared the creature away in the forest...

Mabel: (Sarcastic) Oh yeah, because we're just gonna find sunlight at 9:30 in the evening!

Dipper: (Scowls) You come up with something, then, if you're so smart!!

Infected Tats: GRAAAAHHH!!!

[Tats charges right at them. They quickly dash out of the way.]

[Dipper and Mabel crouches down behind a pile of debree out of sight.]

Mabel: I'm sorry, Dipper, but I think we're gonna have to sacrifice Pacifica... An eye for an eye always works in spells!

Dipper: Wait... "An eye for an eye" (Gasps) Of course! The same thing can probably be said about mind-control spells!

Mabel: (Confused) What do you mean?

Dipper: Think about it! Since the bodyguard is already mind-controlled, then another spell is gonna overlap with the current spell! (Determined) I'm gonna go and use the hypnosis spell on him!

[Dipper sees the journal on the floor at the other side of the room.]

Mabel: (Exclaims) What!? You're going out there all by yourself!?!

Dipper: I'll have to take the risk! Wish me luck!!

[Dipper sprints off, not giving it a second thought.]

Mabel: Dipper! Wait!!

[He runs past Tats, who unfortunately notices him and turns his gaze towards him.]

[He makes it up to the journal and picks it up. He starts going through the spells.]

Dipper: If I'm correct, the page should be at page 57-- AH!!

[He gets interrupted by Tats picking him with both his arms.]

Mabel: DIPPER!!

[Dipper struggles to break loose, but Tats is holding him with force.]

Dipper: (Squirms) Gah!! Let me go!

Infected Tats: (Sinister) AHAHAHA!! Nice try, bridegroom!!

[Dipper looks back at Mabel.]

Dipper: Mabel, you're gonna have to finish the job!

Mabel: No way!! I promised you I wasn't gonna screw everything up!

Dipper: Mabel, this is about life and death! I promise you won't be a screw-up to me anymore if you just read the spell one last time!!

[Mabel's worried look gets replaced with a resolute expression.]

Mabel: (Decidedly) Alright... I will do it!

[Mabel runs as fast as she can to the journal. Once she gets a hold of it, she immediately finds the hypnosis page.]

Mabel: Cover your ears, Dipper!

[Dipper breaks his arms free from Tats' steady grip and covers his ears.]

Mabel: (Focuses) Alright, here we go... (Shouts spell) Nunc es in mea potestante! ...

Infected Tats: Wait... is that... (Realizes, panics) Wait, NO!! NO, NOT THAT SPELL!!

Mabel (Continues): (Shouts louder) MENS TUA EST MEAAAAA!!

[Tats lets go of Dipper and drops him on the ground. His head starts glowing in a white beam of light.]

Infected Tats: No! NO!! NOOOO!!!

[The gleam glows even stronger. Tats reacts in agonizing pain.]

Infected Tats: GRAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

((((BOOOOOMMMM))))

[The reaction of the two spells overlapping creates an implosion in Tats' head, strong enough to cause a shockwave that makes Dipper and Mabel gets knocked backward, flying right into the wall.]

...

(Smoke clears...)

...

[After the shockwave, Tats is lying down on the ground, being back to normal.]

Dipper: (Weakly) Unh... Is it over?

[Dipper and Mabel stands up again, bruised.]

Mabel: I think so.

Tats: Ugh...

[Tats wakes up again, now standing up. Dipper and Mabel takes stance, ready to fight him...]

Tats: Yo, where am I? Last thing I remembered was sittin' out in the hallway readin' comic books!

[Dipper and Mabel sighs in relief.]

Dipper: Phew! He's back to normal...

Mabel: Um, Dipper?

[Mabel points to his right. Pacifica starts getting freed from her frozen form as a glittery effect forms around here.]

Mabel: I think you should go back there and let the moment continue.

Dipper: Right!

[Dipper hurries back and stands in front of her. The effect wears off and Pacifica continues as everything was normal and opens the ring box, revealing the diamond ring.]

Pacifica: (Breaks free) w...w...w...will you marry me?

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Dipper: Huh??

Pacifica: Marry me! As in "Will you marry me"?

[Dipper cannot keep it together and breaks into a fit of laughter.]

Dipper: Pfft! Bahahahahaha--!!

[Pacifica goes confused. Mabel shrugs at her, also not understanding what is going on.]

Dipper: (Calms down) Oh, you know very well that I can't do that, Pacifica...

Pacifica: (Disheartened) What!? Why not??

Dipper: We're thirteen years old. And you and I have only been dating for two days.

Pacifica: (Saddened) But days don't matter if you know you are truly meant for each other!

Dipper: (Unsurely) Yeah, it kinda does, actually... But is this seriously the reason you've been such a weirdo today? Putting me up to this "Celebrity fame", giving me fangirls and so on?

Pacifica: (Shamefully) Yeah... I was actually gonna announce it to the public and wanted to make a big deal out of it... Are you mad at me?

Dipper: Hah, Of course not! And we don't need some ring or "Publicity" to show that we are in love... (Turns to Mabel) Because at the end of the day, Mabel is still gonna disapprove us no matter what we do...

[It cuts to Mabel. She is trying to maintain herself, but is failing as her eye is twitching maniacally.]

Mabel: (Losing it) No no, I-I'm perfectly fine with it! Ehehehe!Everyone deserves l-love, right??

[Camera cuts back to Dipper and Pacifica. Pacifica stands up from her kneeling position.]

Pacifica: (Ashamed) I-I'm sorry for acting so weird about this today... As a Northwest, I have no idea how love works! My dad married my mom only a week into their relationship for example, so I wanted to do as he did...

Dipper: But you aren't like your parents, remember? When we got lost in the forest, you showed me that you are a courageous girl that cares about everyone else around you. That's what made me fall in love with you, because you are different!~

Pacifica: (Sweetly) Awwww!~

[Dipper and Pacifica shares a quick kiss on the lips.]

[Pacifica then draws herself back from Dipper's mouth and looks around the room, noticing the disaster that has destroyed it completely.]

Pacifica: By the way, what on Earth happened here??

Dipper: It's a long story...

[Dipper ponders for a bit.]

Dipper: But hey! I think I have an idea on how to put this ring into use! How about we have a Fake Wedding?

Pacifica: "A fake wedding"? How does that work??

Dipper: (Shrugs) It pretty much means that we have a ceremony, but we're not actually married after it's all over! So are you in or not?

Pacifica: (Apathetic) Meh, sounds good enough to me.

Dipper: Great! And I already know someone who's gonna be our priest. Right, Mabel?

[Dipper checks back at Mabel.]

Mabel: (Sighs, reluctant) I guess I owe it to you...

[Scene ends.]

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[And so, the "Fake" wedding ceremony takes place in the movie room, still left in destruction. An altar has been carried inside and has been placed near the projector screen, decorated with white roses and petals scattered over the floor. "Wedding march" plays in the background.]

[Dipper and Pacifica are on the altar. Dipper is still dressed in his damaged tuxedo with burn marks everywhere. Pacifica is holding a bouquet of roses, dressed in her white, expensive wedding dress and feather fascinator that she tried on earlier, having her hair combed backwards. Mabel is in-between them, conducting the wedding.]

Mabel: And do you, Dipper, take Pacifica to be your lawfully wedded "Fake-wife", for better, for worse, for sickness and health, and so on?

[Dipper takes a step forward and puts the diamond ring on Pacifica's ring finger. Pacifica blushes.]

Dipper: (Stares affectionately at Pacifica) I do...

Mabel: And do you, Pacifica, take Dipper to be your lawfully wedded "Fake-husband", for better, for worse, for sickness and health, and so on?

Pacifica: (Smiles at Dipper) I do...

Mabel: (Grins) I hereby pronounce you both "Fake married"! You may now hug the bride... because kissing is overrated!

[Dipper and Pacifica throws themselves into each other, hugging one another tightly.]

Butler: Wohoo! WOOHOO!!

Butler 2: Nice going!!

Waddles: (Squeal!) (Squeal!)

[They get met with applauds from the audience, consisting of Pacifica's many butlers and house maids. Waddles is also there, now dressed in a bowtie.]

[Dipper and Pacifica turns to them and waves while holding hands, happily.]

Butler: YEAAAHHH!!!

[Pacifica then lets go of Dipper's hand and rotates. She throws her bouquet to the crowd.]

Butler 3: Gah!!

Housemaid: That's mine!!

[Like wild animals, the butlers and maids all piles up over the bouquet and starts fighting over it, punching each other in the face etc. Waddles gets frightened and runs away.]

[Pacifica and Dipper smiles one last time at each other before splitting up from the altar. Pacifica runs over to talk to Tats, who's located to the left of the room. Dipper stands still.]

[Mabel walks up to Dipper, carrying his journal by the shoulder.]

Mabel: So how're you feeling?

Dipper: Actually quite good. I'm just happy I won't have to worry about being famous on the news...

Mabel: I agree!

Dipper: (Guilty) And I'm sorry for what I said earlier when we fought. I didn't mean to say the things I said...

Mabel: (Interrupts) No no no, it is I that should apologize! You're right, I have shown to be pretty selfish in the past, and I'm sorry for that...

Dipper: (Smiles) Well at least you redeemed yourself by destroying what you created...

Mabel: ...And being your priest!

Dipper: (Rolls eyes, cheekily) And being my priest! I'm just happy that I'm finally married!

Mabel: (Giggles) You mean "fake-married", right?

[Dipper doesn't respond. He only smirks at Mabel in silence.]

Mabel: (Worriedly) ...Right?

Dipper: Meh. Maybe me and Pacifica are married, now.

Mabel: What?? C'mon, you're messing with me!!

[Dipper steps down from the altar and smugly walks away without saying anything.]

Mabel: Dipper!?

[Mabel runs after him, trying to get an answer.]

Mabel: (Worriedly) Please tell me that you're not married for real! DIPPER!?!

[They walk out of frame...]

[As they leave, the camera pans over to the blood sample on the floor, which has been separated from Tats.]

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[Then suddenly, the puddle starts moving. It escapes through a nearby ventilation cover and continues down the ventilation shaft.]

[Episode ends...]

[It cuts to credits. We get a bonus scene showing Grunkle Ford still sitting in the armchair, waiting for Mabel to come back.]

Stanford: She should be here any second now...

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Stanford: Aaany second now...

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Stanford: Well while I'm waiting, I should probably watch some TV!

[Ford turns on the TV. Sandra Jimenez is holding a news broadcast, standing outside the town hall.]

Shandra Jimenez: (From TV) We are interrupting this broadcast to present these breaking news!

[A picture of Pacifica and Dipper pops up on screen with the caption "NOT GETTING MARRIED".]

Shandra Jimenez: Preston Northwest has been informed by the Oregon governor that Dipper and his daughter Miss Gravity Falls are NOT allowed to get married, due to their lack of age! This is what he had to say about it:

[The TV cuts to Preston, standing outside his mansion.]

Preston: This is totally absurd! It really shows the lack of sympathy that this wretched state has for its fellow men and women!

[A girl pops up in the interview next to Preston, wearing a shirt of Dipper's face.]

Fangirl: WE LOVE YOU DIPPER!!

[Preston pushes the girl away.]

Preston: A-anyways, like I was saying...

[Cut back to Ford.]

Ford: Hehe! Children will be children...

[Screen goes black.]

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