A/N: First Episode, Second chapter. Anyways, just enjoy.
Bart and Lisa are currently at the Loud House. Bart was watching Lincoln play with his VR glasses.
LINCOLN L.: Take that, zombie. *Twerks* Feel my twerk, you evil jerk.
As Lincoln does his twerks, he dances into Lori's room not knowing he's in there until-
LORI L.: LINCOLN!
Lincoln takes off his glasses to his pissed-off sister. He screams at the sudden outburst.
LORI L.: There's only one rule in this house: Stay out of my bedroom! If I catch you in here again. I'll turn you into A HUMAN PRETZEL! No, not you, Bobby. One sec okay.
Lori kicks her brother out not caring if he gets injured. Bart walked up to him.
BART S.: How the hell does she get away with this crap?
LINCOLN L.: She threatens me even more if I do.
BART S.: And about the rule. She can't control this house because she's not your parent.
LINCOLN L.: I just choose to shrug it off.
Lincoln goes to the bathroom. He puts his glasses on the sink. Lori enters the bathroom.
LORI L.: You will never guess what Whitney said to me today.
LINCOLN L.: That you don't respect a man's privacy.
Ignoring him, Lori shoves Lincoln out of the bathroom and continues to talk to Bobby. He then goes to his room and realizes something.
LINCOLN L.: *Gasps* My gaming glasses!
Lincoln dashed into the bathroom only to find out that Lori broke his glasses and screamed-
LINCOLN L.: NOOOOOOOOO!
Lincoln goes outside.
LINCOLN L.: LORI, YOU DIRT BAG!
LISA S.: Lincoln, yelling at Lori was uncalled for, even though she broke your toy.
LINCOLN L.: It's my gaming glasses.
LISA S.: *Sighs* Let's just discuss it in your room.
Lincoln, Bart, and Lisa are in Lincoln's closet room along with Clyde: Lincoln's best friend.
LINCOLN L.: IT'S ALL LORI'S FAULT!
CLYDE MC B.: I can't believe it.
LINCOLN L.: I know right?
CLYDE MC B.: That these were touched by Lori's beautiful tootsies.
BART S.: *Disgusted* Eww! You have a crush on someone six years older than you.
LISA S.: *Disgusted* Your parents really need to be concerned with your love structure.
LINCOLN L.: All she cares about is her stupid phone. Well, I'm gonna give her a call she'll never forget.
Lincoln pulls out a sheet which on the top read-
LISA S.: Why "Blank" is the worst sister ever?
LINCOLN L.: *Devilish* I always knew this would come in handy, I just didn't one which one of them would be getting it.
LISA S.: *To Bart* You wouldn't do this to me and Maggie, wouldn't you?
LINCOLN L.: *Continues* But you, Lori Loud, have made my decision very clear. *Grabs his phone* Hey, Lori. It's your dear brother Lincoln. There's something I've been meaning to tell you. You are...
As Lincoln roasts his oldest sister, Clyde, and Lisa watched in despair, while Bart watches in amusement.
LINCOLN L.: AND THAT IS WHY YOU ARE THE WORST, SISTER, EVER! *Refreshed* So, what do you guys think.
Clyde fainted.
LISA S.: That almost gave me a heart attack.
BART S.: I thought it was astonishing. I can't wait to see the look on Lori's face when she see-
LORI L.: *Enters* Hey, bro. I just want to say I'm sorry for breaking your stupid toy. So, I bought you a stupid new one.
Lori hands over the glasses to the flabbergasted Lincoln.
LORI L.: Also impressed you didn't freak out over this. Very mature.
LINCOLN L.: *Smiles sheepishly* Yep, that's me. Mr. Mature.
Lori leaves the room.
BART S.: *Smirks* Oh, you are so dead.
LISA S.: Shut up, Bart!
LINCOLN L.: What have a done? I gave Lori a *Guitar riff* -when she's actually a *Harp string* I need to delete the message before she sees it.
LISA S.: So, are we not gonna talk about how you did those noises?
The four sneak out of the room. The hall monitor twins are interacting with baby Lily. Lisa walks up to them.
LISA S.: There's glitter and mud downstairs.
The twins rushed downstairs in excitement. Bart and Lisa proceed and dash into the vents unexpecting a certain poet.
?.: Hey, guys.
The two boys jumped in terror. Lucy was revealed here in the vents as well.
BART S.: What the hell are you doing here?
LUCY L.: I come here to think.
Inside the wall
I choose to be alone.
If I ever get stuck
listen for my moan.
LINCOLN L.: Riiiiight.
Lincoln and Bart crawl across the vents but Lincoln slips and falls along the vent hatch and Bart caught him.
BART S.: Lincoln, hurry up and bring the walkie-talkie.
Lincoln plunges the walkie-talkie out and groans at the toilet water in disgust.
LINCOLN L.: This was not what I was expecting from my daydream.
BART S.: You daydreamed that this would go well.
LINCOLN L.: I didn't this would happen, ok. Give me a break.
Bart and Lincoln open the vent hatch for Lori's room. Lincoln brought the rope out but it is undone.
LINCOLN L.: Clyde, what kind of rope is this?
CLYDE MC B.: Cherry licorice rope. *On the walkie-talkie*
Lincoln and Bart fall as the rope breaks. Lori enters the room. Lori thought she heard all sorts of things but she thought is was her imagination as she didn't discover anything. She picks up her phone and wondered off. Bart ran out of the room to Lisa and fainted Clyde.
LISA S.: *Disgusted* Don't ask?
Lincoln dashed through the hallway.
LOLA L.: We warned you, dirtbag!
LANA L.: It's the clink, for linc!
BART S.: I think there's a penguin pageant show on TV.
Lola and Lana dashed to the TV fooled again. Lincoln and the others dashed to Lori but it was too late.
LINCOLN L.: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lori deletes the message.
LORI L.: Ugh! Delete. Lincoln, my voicemail is full enough without useless messages from you. That's my second rule from now on.
Surprisingly, Lori let it slide since he was so mature about his broken toy, not knowing the truth. She goes upstairs.
Bart and Lisa went down.
BART S.: Wow, you were almost a goner, boy.
LINCOLN L.: Next time I have a problem with them, I'll just tell them instead of being Mr. Immature.
Lori stormed downstairs.
LORI L.: Lincoln! What is this? *Holds the roast paper*
LINCOLN L.: *Nervous* I'll see you guys another time.
Bart and Lisa left the house but heard a massive beating in the Loud House. They ran rapidly into their own house in horror.