Suggested Listening: Circus theme 10 hours
Miku smiles cruelly as she stands before the battlefield of dead corpses, she chuckles as she thrusts her demonic fuckspear into the air while rhythmically thrusting her hips to the sounds of dying confederate soldiers during the year 18675, becoming the first fucksoldier in the world and the first to celebrate death with the hip thrusting power that she had possessed.
Miku had eviscerated the confederate soldiers of their balls and breasts, splattering blood and semen across the battlefield like a painting, a laugh that only she could hear for she was alone atop the battlefield.
Miku imagines herself selling the testicle and breasts of the fallen confederate soldiers to the wank-ass motherfuckers at the black market, she chuckles at the idea of making a fortune by selling crude genitalia. She planned on doing it later by harvesting all of the genitalia that she had brutally eviscerated with her spear, violently murdering the fuck out of anyone who stood in her way.
But for now, Miku closes her eyes and forgets reality exists for reality isn't a real concept or idea and is merely a figment of the imagination which was created from the brain and was shaped by the desires of the individual. Reality was merely a state of being which was reflected by the mental state of a person, so Miku chose to be a fucking vegetable because she desired it, she desired a blank state of mind which reflected nothing and filled her mind with nothing because nothing was truly real and she thought that was fucking hilarious
But her thoughts slowly drift towards the skies of death and doom as she imagines the sight of dead, headless insects flying across the skies. Each headless insect is the size of a small house and each one screams in terror as they soon die when they're killed, their guts splatter across the wasteland and a head erupts from their stomachs before screaming again and dying.
Miku soon wakes up after imagining herself hungry, she soon realizes that eating is a waste of time and she wishes to starve herself.
But the smell of mustard covered leeks is too irresistible and she pulls one out of the ground. It was covered in mustard, blood and semen but Miku didn't give a fuck and clearly neither should you.
She eats the leek like a fucking caveman and leaves the ugly, mutilated leek corpse as a grim reminder of what was once a living plant.
Miku isn't done yet so she imagines one coming out of the ground and begins to pull that one out as well.
A ruined soldier corpse begins to animate itself into existence, it looks at Miku with its disheveled eyes and broken jaw.
Miku panics and grabs her leek and smashes the leek stem through the head of the newly reanimated soldier, murdering the fuck out of him and splintering its head asunder.
She grabs a chunk of its skull and chucks it past the sand dunes before bursting into a boisterous laughter which reminds her of the time she was born, a truly pitiful time and date.
Miku laughs as she imagines a life without life, a blank canvas of nothingness that envelops the world.
She soon wakes up disappointed to exist, disappointed of the pointless reality that life was.
She soon treads upon the festering bodies, stepping upon them and rising to the top of the bodies before bursting into more maniacal laughter.
She continues to laugh as she begins thrusting her hips rhythmically to the death screams of newly ended lives. She continues for hours as her hips give out from thrusting the air and Miku collapses to the ground.
She soon realizes that the battlefield was made out of sand and that the dead soldiers were just monkey butts strewn across the land.
Miku soon realizes how delusional she is and begins to stab herself like Yuri from Doki Doki Literature Club before dying for she realizes that life was nothing more than a lie and a cope for reality.
Reality isn't real, nor is existence... Miku realizes that her body is a mere vessel that holds her back.
She smiles menacingly as she rips the fuckspear from her ruined stomach, spilling her blood outward and causing a cascade of blood and other unspeakable bodily fluids to rage out of her.
Miku laughs as she soon feels her flesh die off and her soul reaches out from the hellish body and reaches outward before being absorbed into the skies where the sun shines brightly.
She laughs as she leaves the pitiful fucklings on earth, she laughs as she descends upwards and begins the Armageddon.
Miku chuckles as she looks down upon the earth and immediately explodes all the confederates on the planet, causing them to explode into buttery spreads and guts. She chuckles all the while because she realizes that her ascended self was superior to everyone else on earth and that she could fuck with everything she so desired because she had become a living and breathing god or demon, nobody fucking cared.
The fucklings on Earth scream as they are forever subjected to the torture that is known as life itself, endlessly. fucking the earth and their livelihoods because they were condemned to the earthly hellhole.
Years after, the world descends into political turmoil as they are led by their reptilian overlords and Canadian geese. They all scream for life is a meaningless phase and Miku had ascended into immortality.
She chuckles as she condemns the world to this nightmarish reality, she closes her eyes and goes back to sleep, awaiting to see the state of the Earth when it is devoured by the sun within five billion years before she restarts the cycle anew by restarting the universe and fucking with it again and again and again because she desired to do so.
But most notably of all, fuck EA.