Summary: It's an epic battle between Sid and Stinky's pops when they realize their sons could be not friends anymore. Notes: Production Code : 6.18 Work Text:

(The scene opens with Arnold, outside, of the lodge. He just relaxes in a lounge chair and watches some birds flying. The weather is exceptionnaly warm and Arnold enjoys his pleasure when he hears a voice.)

SID

— Pst, Arnold.

ARNOLD

— Sid ? (he watches him emerge from the bush)

SID

— Sorry to interrupt you in a rest, but i have a problem.

ARNOLD

— Tell me more.

SID

— In fact, it began a few days earlier...

(The scene shifts with Stinky and Sid discussing as they walk on the street).

STINKY

— Wow, man, i can't wait to this lemon pudding day !

SID

— That's i think too. And if you just search some place to prepare it, my father will help you with great pleasure. (They make a sort of cool handshake, with their fingers).

SID (VO)

— It was some day, Stinky and I wanted to make a partnership. So he could make this lemon pudding day and i could help him. My dad, Ray, was actually jobless for a short time, but finally managed to find a place in some food reviewer. And since he did not have any customer, i thought i could help him with that. At first, i was ecstatic with it. But then...

(Sid goes home. He is greeted by his dad, Ray.)

RAY

— Sid, my son, i'm glad to have you in here.

SID

— Hey dad, i just thought you could help me and my best friend for a project.

RAY

— Sure, i would love do. What's Arnold's project ?

SID (chuckles)

— Actually, Arnold is a very good friend, but he is not my best friend. It's Stinky Peterson.

SID (VO)

— And that's when it began to sulk. I never saw my dad, like this, even when i accidentally broke the dishwasher, he managed to stay calm, but here, it was like if he ate a tone of chili pepper and then wanted to drink some alcool in order to calm his irrate throat.

(Automatically, Ray's expression changes from joviality to anger).

RAY

— PETERSON ? Like Joshua Peterson ?

SID

— So , that's what i think. Though his family is full of Stinky (Note : This is a dedicace to Stinky's Pumpkin episode where he also said that).

RAY

— Never.

(The scene shifts into Stinky's home where Joshua, his dad, has the same reaction).

STINKY

— But why dad ? Sid Baxter is a great friend of mine , the best friend ever (Actually, Sid has no real family name so i created one).

JOSHUA

— Because his dad is nothing more that a son's traitor.

SID (VO)

— Apparently, our dads were friends, until someday, their friendship was broken.

ARNOLD

— Do you at least, know why ?

SID

— Because apparently, Stinky's dad stole mine's recipient.

ARNOLD

— Wait, you said it was your dad that considered him as a traitor.

SID

— Well, truth is both accuse mutually and they don't want us to be friends again.

ARNOLD

— Let's see what we can do.

(Screen turns black.)

(The Scene opens with Arnold and Stinky and Sid in a forest.)

ARNOLD

— Ok, guys, trust me.

(Stinky's father, Joshua arrives on the side)

JOSHUA

— So, Stinky, you said it was important...

(At the same time, Sid's father, Ray, emerges from a bush)

RAY

— Sid, i hope ... (they both stay stunned as they both see the other).

Hey, Peterson, get away from here !

JOSHUA

— No way, Baxter, i was the first.

ARNOLD

— Oh come on, you're the only adults here and you still behave as you were children. I do'nt know who began this battle, and i don't want know . But it's a shame your rivalry culminated in being reported on your own sons.

(Joshua and Ray seem remorseful. As Sid and Stinky, shake Arnold's hands.)

JOSHUA

— Ok, Baxter, i agree we can make a truce in order to make our boys 's happiness. Stinky, you can be happy to have a friend like Arnold.

RAY

— Like Peterson said, Sid, you're very lucky to count Arnold among your friends.

(Arnold smiles).

JOSHUA

— Let's go celebrate it with a lemon pudding.

RAY

— Why lemon pudding ? We can also make a crumble.

JOSHUA

— Because Crumbles are for the sassy girls. Lemon Cake is for real men.

RAY

— You always will be a jerk, Peterson. That's why citadine life is not make for you.

JOSHUA

— Oh, please, Baxter, go to hairdresser. Oh, right, i forgot, you are as bald as an egg.

RAY

— But i have something you don't have : An eagle's sight.

(They both continue to quarrel, not noticing that the three boys are there, watching them).

ARNOLD

— So, i guess we made the maximum. (He shrugs his shoulders, and the trio leaves as Joshua and Ray continue to exchange insults, even attack themselves, physically. The Screen turns black.)