We open on a stormy night, in a dark room, the window shattered, broken glass strewn across the ground, and a pair of strange glasses lay on the ground as the shadow is cast over the glasses…
"mike…"
A couple decades before Deltarune Chapter 2, in a section of the Dark World, known as the Cyber World, we open in a small little shop run by a strange little man. "Excuse me, sir, but would you like to be a big shot? Then buy my quality products!" said the man "umm, what are you selling?" said the customer "well, I, Spamton G. Spamton, am selling…um…Pipis?" said Spamton "what do they do?" said the customer "well, they…I don't know, but why not help out the little guy?" said Spamton. "umm, no thanks" said the customer leaving "w-wait! if you don't want to buy one of the boys, then we have a girl one too!" said Spamton holding a pipi with a bow. "why do you even bother with these things?" said a man with yellow and pink glasses walking in "*sigh* hi, Mike…" said Spamton moping "what are these anyway, just sell something that people will buy, like vacuum cleaners or insurance?" said Mike. "and be like my siblings?!? Like hell, I refused to be like them because I want to succeed on my terms! Watch me, Mike, I'm gonna to be a Big Shot!" said Spamton "you keep saying that, but what does that even mean?" said Mike "I will soak up the freedom sauce like a sponge and call my own shots!" said Spamton "okay, but we are going to need money soon, rent is coming up" said Mike "I made…3 dark dollars." said Spamton "*sigh* of course" said Mike "I swear, Spamton, if you don't get us some smackaroos soon, we're gonna have to butlers at Queen's mansion" said Mike.
At Mike and Spamton's crappy apartment. "Welcome back, my dear viewers, to Tonight with Tenna, and tonight we have a special show for you viewers at home! 'The Shadowmen Strike Back!' prepare for a gripping crime drama like you've never seen! Let's hope that our heroes can 'bring light' to these crimes!" said Tenna, a tall man with a giant grin and no other facial features before the audience laughed and cheered on the TV. "Trust me, Spamton, that guy is the real criminal" said Mike "who Tenna?" said Spamton yeah, he's a criminal, I tell you" said Mike "okay..?" said Spamton "now let's take this moment to honor those who couldn't be successful like me" said Tenna "if you need help call this number" said a voiceover "that's it!" said Spamton "NO!!!" said Mike "what?" said Spamton "if we call him maybe he could help us?" said Spamton "you seriously think that egotistical, pompous, cheesy, game show host piece of shit will help your business because you ask him?" said Mike "it's worth a shot, right?" said Spamton "no" said Mike "it's getting late, go to sleep" "okay" said Spamton.
Later that night. "Hello, Is this Tenna?" said Spamton on the phone.
The next morning. "*yawn*" said Spamton waking up before hearing a sudden knock on the door "what is it?" said Mike half asleep, as Spamton approached the door before looking through the peephole and seeing a cheshire cat smile "holy shit" said Spamton "what-, you fucking didn't…" said Mike "hello, is anyone in there? Let me be…apart…of your life" said someone on the other side "you called him?!?" said Mike "jeez, tough crowd…" said Tenna on the other side "I'm opening the door" said Spamton "don't let that boobtube in here!" said Mike "heh, boob." said Tenna before Spamton opened the door, "can I come in now?" said Tenna as Mike glared at him "umm, yes" said Spamton "the name's Tenna, pleasure to meet you both!" said Tenna "we know" said Mike "jeez, who's the buzzkill over there" said Tenna before Mike flipped off Tenna "oh, that's Mike, my roommate" said Spamton "and you must be Spamton, you funky little worm, when I heard your story, I just couldn't stand the injustice done to you! So, I'm going to make you big!" said Tenna "really?!?" said Spamton "indeed, I see potential in you kid, I've felt something was missing from my shoe, the ratings haven't been doing too hot, so that's why I want to make you my new co-host" said Tenna " isn't that a little extreme? I mean you just hired me, I think" said Spamton "think the ratings! A down-on-luck salesman becomes game show co-host. The fans will love it!" said Tenna "wait, a goddamn second, you pompous shit! You can't just go around deciding to put my friend on your show!" said Mike "oh, apologies, you're right, Spamton, do you want to?" said Tenna "umm, sure, but I want to be a frequent ad spot on your show instead of a co-host, and you have to feature my products in your show" said Spamton "it's a deal, sport, now just sign this contract" said Tenna "okay…" said Spamton signing it "I feel like this going to be the start of a beautiful friendship" said Tenna, shaking Spamton's hand…
To be continued…