Prologue
"MIKA JUST GET THE FUCKING THING OUT, YOU GODDAMN CANDY SIMP!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU YAKKO SIMP."
Ruth left the room momentarily.
"Yakko simp, candy simp, and toph simp." Said Ruth when he came back.
"RUTH WHAT THE FUCK."
"Oh sorry, I forgot what was happening when I was thinking about how many simps."
He glanced at Yakko, who was tied to a chair.
"MMMPH! MMMPH!"
Ruth cackled.
"He's so crusty."
"SILENCE."
"How the fuck is he crusty."
"He just is!"
"THATS NOT A VALID ANSWER."
Mika coughed very loudly.
"Oh I forgot you existed." Said Ruth.
"Yeah, we were too busy arguing about Yakko."
Yakko rolled his eyes.
"I birthed the child while you retards were arguing about Yakko."
"Well what did you think was gonna happen?!"
"I DUNNO, I MEAN-"
"WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ASSUMING SHIT AND CALLING US RETARDS?!"
"OH MY GOD, SHUT UP."
"I'm gonna get Kevin," Lenore said loudly.
Ruth and Mika were still arguing.
Thn the nurse came in.
"Oh my! What are you two doing, shrieking such words?!"
Mika stared at the nurse dead in the eye.
She left two seconds later.
"You're evil."
"Child needs name." Mika huffed.
"MITTENS!" Lenore screeched.
"What the actual fuck."
"MITTENNNNNS."
"Oh my god, fine."
"YEEEEEEE."
"OLD MCDONALD HAD A FAAAAARMMM. E-I-E-I-O."
"Wha-"
"AND ON THAT FARM THERE WAS A MIKA! E-I-E-I-O."
"PFFFT-!"
Yakko was not yet freed from the chair, though.