NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU
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Fionna and Cake cover their ears in agonizing pain upside down
It was a warm day in the land of aaa. Unfortunately it wasn't a very safe one in the Candy Kingdom. A Stag, an adult sized mutant deer is licking Starchie and bothering the citizens of the candy kingdom. "Ah! Get off!" the female chocolate malt ball cried.
"We're coming!" Fionna yelled as she and her older adoptive sister ran to the stop the deer. The heroines Fionna and Cake have come to save the day once again.
"Be careful girls!" Prince Gumball warned them
The stag continues to jump on the candy people and lick them. Fionna and Cake run towards it to pursue her.
"Grab it Cake!" The heroines grab the stag who panics and starts running around like a madwoman causing Cake to be thrown off.
The stag then throws Fionna over and stomps on both her legs with full force. Fionna felt the pain soar through her legs like crazy but she decided to fight through it. "Pssh whatever". She muttered. The deer throws Fionna into the the brick wall with full force and she let's out a shriek as she flies over. Once she collided with the wall she blacked out.
Fionna wakes up in a hospital bed. "Huh? What happened? Where's the deer? Dr Ice Cream? Doctor Prince? She took the sheets off from her legs and sees the cast on her two legs. "Oh yeah, the dumb deer broke my legs." She reminded herself. "Cake? Prince? What the mars, come on people." She noticed a wheelchair next to her bed and climbs into it and wheels herself outside. "Yo is everyone at church? Worshiping Glob? "Hmm" maybe Cake went home she thought? But Cake wouldn't leave her there. She then heard some rustling sounds near by and wheeled over to the sound. "Cake? Is that you?" Cake was digging in a pile of junk and had a little dark green cloak around her head and back.
"Huh? Oh Fionna you're awake!" Cake said happily
"Yeah I'm awake, but my legs are snapped."
"Right, yeah I saw that."
"So what happened? Did you save the Candy people from the deer?" Fionna asked
"Um, I think so, maybe." Cake replied
"So Cake, there's no one here, did you notice that?"
"Yeah, pretty freaky [pulls back her hood revealing her bandaged head] but don't worry-ouch [grabs her head in pain for a split second] they're all hiding"
"From what?"
"From me!"
"Huh?"
"It's my birthday girl! Lord Monochromicorn put together a surprise party for me!"
"He told you?"
"Nah but I know Mochro-ouch [grabs her head in pain once more] this definitely something he would do! Think about it."
"Yeah I guess... so wait a minute, the whole kingdom is in on it?"
"Yeah girl, and they'll only come out if they think we'll be surprised. So we got to act like we're totally unaware, okay?"
"Okay and how do we do that?"
"Just do what I'm doing!" Cake then dives into the pile of junk. "Oh, look at me, living free without a suspicion in the world. Never in my wildest dreams would I guess someone was plannin' a surprise birthday party for me!" Cake the grabs a Turkey and stuffs it into her mouth "mmm yummy! "C'mon let's go to the hut!
"The... what?" Fionna was confused
"C'mon, c'mon!"
Cake leads the way while pushing an old shopping cart
"I got everything I need.
Livin' free on trash booty.
No, I don't suspect a thing.
Blabloo blablooblee, homeless dreams!"
The hut was a warned out pink-blue tent leaning against a pole with a lot of survival equipment.
"Wow, when did you have the time to make this?" Fionna asked
"I don't know, it didn't take long" Cake replied as she decorated the hut with a thanksgiving themed flower necklace
"So what should I do now?"
"Collect branches for the homeless fire girl!"
"Okay." Fionna wheels away as Cake grabs her head in pain once again. The human female wheeled over to a bunch of trees leaning out from her chair picking up the branches. "A homeless fi-ya, fi-ya, fi-ya! Wow it sure is quite around here! Uh-huh! I'd probably pee all over myself if somebody jumped out and surprised me!" She sniffed her shirt in disgust "Ugh I stink! how long was I out for? A day or two?" She turns around and sees a fountain. "Huh what a convenient place to bathe". She wheels over to the fountain waiting for a surprise that never came. "Sure seems like a good time to come out if y'all are just hiding!" Fionna removes her shirt and hat revealing her shoulder length blonde hair "aww that fresh" she says as she walks in the fountain "I nobody's gonna jump out of the bushes and scare me!" She laughs as she shakes her hair waiting but no one came. "Hmmm" she mumbled to herself
Fionna and Cake are now back at the tent late at night roasting hot dogs. The crickets were loud in the kingdom as no one else was present. "Just gotta char off the rotten parts—good as new, girl! Stay vigilant. Eat your protein." Cake said
"Uh, Cake? I'm starting to question your theory about the surprise party."
Cake then drops her hot dog in awe! "Shhh! They might here you!" Cake said to her sister
"But what if they're in trouble? What if they're in trouble? Shouldn't we try looking around?" Fionna said as she bit into the hot dog
Cake grew more angry with her sister then grew large in size "NOOOOOOO! YOU'LL RUIN MY SURPRISE PARTY! " Cake yelled "Oww!" She groaned while she felt her head and went back inside the hut.
"Uh are you feeling ok?" Fionna asked
"Just promise me Fionna, promise not to look around."
"Okay I guess" Fionna sighed. She heard a rustling sound in a nearby bush turns around and sees the deer! "Hey! It's you! Thanks for breaking my legs you dumb butt! If I could I'd punch you until you pass out!" Fionna shouted at the Stag
The stag licks herself, sniffs the air, and runs away. Fionna hears some whispering coming from a nearby manhole. She wheels herself over to it and listens carefully. "Wait... that sounds like Candy people!" She wheels back to the hit and tries to grab a sleeping Cake's attention by poking her with a stick. "Cake! Cake! Wake up!"
"What?" Cake groans while half asleep
"I heard a sound coming from the sewer! We should check it out."
"No, girl, they'll surprise party me when they're ready. Be patient." Cake mumbled while she's still half asleep
Fionna was getting a little annoyed at her sisters antics. "I'm being patient! I waited all day Cake!"
"Yeah well I've been waiting six months!"
The words 'six months' kept echoing in Fionna's ears like crazy, had she really been out that long? "Wait? What are you saying?"
Cake yawns as a beetle crawls out of her ear. "Don't worry! Everything's gonna be fine, even if we have to wait fire forever!"
"Have I been asleep for six months?" Fionna asked worryingly
"Yeah but don't worry about it girl." Cake replied as more beetles crawl out from her ear.
Face it Fionna, she thought to herself your sister is gone! She decided to take matters into her own hands and make a run for it. She quickly wheeled away trying to reach the manhole.
"Hmm? Fionna?" Cake gets up and sees Fionna wheeling away. "Nooooo! Don't ruin the surprise!" Cake runs after Fionna and grabs her wheelchair holding onto it like a madwoman, she sticks her hands in the wheel causing the wheelchair to be the destroyed and it flings Fionna out the chair but she continues to crawl towards the manhole. Cake grows large and steps all over the chair, she sees Fionna still crawling away so she stretches her arm to grab Fionna and picks her up.
"Oh my glob!" Fionna shrieks. She blacked out. Again
Fionna wakes up tied up to the pole next to the tent. She sees Cake has balloons tied all around her while cinder blocks Weighed her down. "Surprise! Ouch[holds her head in pain] Happy Birthday Cake!" She says as she reveals models of the candy people
Fionna heard more whispering from over by the manhole area. But she had a plan to get past Cake to get to the sewer. "Hey Cake! What are you doin?"
"This is how my party's gonna go down. Shake it, my friends. [bounces marionettes] Hey! Hey! Sure is great seeing y'all here. Really makes me think. Ow. [touches head] [holds up a sock puppet] Mochro, did you get extra TP for all the potty people? [as Mochro] No. [normal voice] Well, we might have some party poopers here, and I want to be sure they don't wipe their buns on my ice cream cake."
"Can I join your puppet party? We'll have twice the puppet voices!"
"You won't run away?"
"Nah girl I'm with you, happy birthday Cake really"
"Fionna! Glad I could reunite with you!" She unties Fionna. "Check it out"
"And I have a surprise for you! Close your eyes, and don't open 'em until I say so" Fionna grabs the roof of the hut throw it on Cake and starts to waddle away to the manhole.
"Fionna? You lied to me?" Cake asked
Fionna didn't respond. She continued to waddle over panting rapidly hoping she reach the hole in time. Suddenly, her cast starts breaking and reveals her legs. She starts running a lost faster. "Yeeee-ow!" She cried. The cast crumbles away and she runs faster. Her legs aren't fully healed so she was feeling a lot of pain but powered through it and kept running.
Cake continues to chase after her sister. "Wait! What about my party? Don't go Fionna!
Fionna finally reached the manhole and she dives down and lands in the water. She gets out the water and follows the voices. She opens a door and walks into a room with a sticky milk chocolate-colored substance covering the hard grey brick walls and a whirlpool in the middle of the room. A bit of the sticky substance drips on her forehead. He looks up, seeing Candy People stuck to the walls. Fionna gasps as she sees the candy people whispering and moans in pain.
"Fionna..." Prince Gumball muttered weakly
"Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!" Cake cheered as the balloons flew her in.
Fionna couldn't believe what she was seeing! Cake couldn't have done this? Or could she? "You... you did this?" She asked her sister with anger.
"I did this? Ow! [she grabs her head in pain once again] They've been waiting for me, Fionna, for my b-day! Now where's my present?"
Now Fionna was furious! "STOP ACTING CRAZY!" She yelled.
Cake starts cackling like an evil witch much to Fionna's annoyance. Fionna punches Cake, knocking the cat against the wall. "Oof. Yoo-a-hee! I'm an old man! I'm an old man!" Fionna grew more furious and punches her older sister twice. "Ring, ring!" Cake began impersonating an old man. "eh, hang on, deary. [stretches a phone out of his arm] Hello? [as an old woman] Baby, I told you never to call me here!" She went on. Fionna punches her in the head once again but with more force this time causing Cake to snap out of her nonsense. "Wha... what happened?" She asked.
"An evil deer skronked your head and you lost your mind, girl! You imprisoned the Candy People for your own sick birthday fantasy. Look.
"What? No. It's not even close to my b-day! She grabs Butterscotch Maid [takes Peppermint Butler down from the wall] I'm so sorry" Cake apologized
Butterscotch Maid could hardly move but she forced herself to say a few words "You... you did not do this, Cake"
"What?" Fionna and Cake shouted! "Then who did?"
"It... was...her" she points towards the stag. The stag stands on her hind legs and walks toward them then she takes off its fake hooves, revealing she has fingers, which she wiggles.
"Freak deer!" Cake shouts as she drops Butterscotch Maid. The stag picks up the maid and licks her with her long tongue and puts her back on the chocolate covered wall.
Cake! You free the Candy People. I'll take on the deer! She punches the stag while Cake starts freeing the candy people. The stag picks up Fionna and tries to throw her over but the female teen resists and continues punching the stag.
Cake begins to untie the cinder blocks and let's them fall "Fionna!" Cake calls as if to say 'watch out'
"Huh?" She quickly jumps off the stag as the cinder blocks land painfully on the deer. Knocking her out and she falls into the whirlpool and is flushed down. The Candy people cheer in victory and the duo high five!
"Yeah Cake we did it! How's your head?" Fionna asked
"Not crazy anymore! How's your legs?"
"Hmm still broken[Laughs]"
"Wow it's stanky in here!" Fionna said
"Yeah! Like rotten eggs!" Cake agreed
Let's all go home and get baths!
The Candy people cheer as they form a chain holding on to Cake's legs who floats out the manhole tied to the balloons.
"I WANNA GET CLEAN!" a Candy person yells