Starting Over Series: Part 13. Inspired by a Twitter picture and Meloni's People cover story.
Eli: Urgent!
Eli: Do you guys know what a zaddy is.
L: Duh. A hot dad.
K: I didn't know that
M: Even I knew that
D: Am I a zaddy?
E: What? No.
E: It's an older guy who's like really hot and shit that younger girls love
D: Soo… I'm not a zaddy?
L: Lmao ew no you look 12
E: FOCUS PEOPLE.
The next message that came through was a screenshot of a text from a few of Eli's friends who were sorority girls, alone with a screenshot of Elliot's Facebook post that started the conversation.
In it was a shirtless Elliot; one arm was flexed and holding a laughing Nate over his shoulder while the other held his phone out at arms length for a selfie. The pair were on the patio, sitting on Elliot's weight bench and the elder of the two was sweaty and red, clearly just having finished lifting.
Morning work out with my little monkey while sissy sleeps in! Missing my other boys today!
He'd tagged Elliot, Dickie, and Noah's
The picture had sent the younger Elliot's friends into an absolute spiral.
Hanna: ELIII YOU DIDN'T TELL US YOUR DAD WAS A ZADDY
Monica: Oh good LORD I need a medic
Jessie: Is it hot in here…
Hanna: This should be illegal.
Alex: Are your parents together???
Eli: Oh my god EW you guys fuck off lol and yes they are!
Dickie replied with about 100 laughing emojis while Lizzie sent back a barfing GIF.
L: Children should not be thinking about dad like that
Eli: No one should! But that's beside the point!
M: Clearly they don't know that he and Liv have more sex than anyone else on the planet
K: Lmao right, they're kinda kinky too.
D: WHAT
E: WHAT WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT
L: Ummmmm cause she's like our best friend/cool oldest sister in addition to our mother figure??
M: Yeah buddy, you mama's boys are the ones who view her as a mom and nothing else.
K: She's like way more. She's a boss ass Captain who is married to dad and they BOTH are in really good shape for their age.
L: And waited forever for one another.
M: Hell I'd be kinky too.
Dickie Stabler has left the chat
Eli Stabler has left the chat
M: Lmaooooo should we tell Liv?
L: Already on it
Liv was eating lunch at her desk when several photo messages from Lizzie came through in the girls chat.
The first was El's post, second was the original thread, and the third and fourth were from the siblings chat.
L: To brighten your day
M: Sorry we scarred the boys
K: Not sorry
Liv choked on her lunch before quickly replying.
O: LOL. Oh my god.
O: Why would you tell them that!
M: They're adults!
K: I mean age wise
L: Mentally they're 6
O: Exactly!! Omg.
O: Buuuuut...
O: Did your brother to tell his friends that Zaddy is very much taken. ;) Lol
M: Ow ow!!
K: We didn't get too! He was too shook he left the chat.
O: Speaking of shook you guys need to get a Rose…..
M: Good?
O: More than
K: Partner friendly?
O: Think about who your father is
K: Fair
M: So… yes?
O: VERY
L: Still speaking of shook, is dad still on the "opening every Amazon box that comes to the house" kick?
O: Yes….
O: Why….
K: No reason
M: None
L: Just wondering.
Liv's brow was furrowed for a half a second, until on cue, a text came through from Elliot.
E: Excuse me, Captain.
E: What are these
Next came two photos.
One was an oversized sweatshirt with big writing on the back that said "your dad is my cardio."
The other was an already unboxed, vibrating cock ring.
Liv gasped and quickly texted her girls back.
O: Guys!!!!!! Seriously!
L: Loooool just got the notification it was delivered. "Left with resident."
M: I'm snorting
K: Ahhhhhh I didn't know you got both!
L: I had to
O: Oh my god. You guys are bad!
L: You recommended the rose and now I recommend that…. Just trying to give back!
Another photo came through from Elliot, much more risqué than the first.
She let out a quiet moan at the sight of his already hard cock and full balls tucked snuggly into the ring.
E: The shirt tells me you didn't order either of these, but I'm gonna put that out of my mind and try to not complain.
O: Our son's college friends saw your post today and called you a Zaddy.
O: Sibling chaos followed
E: Did he tell them that Zaddy isn't the word you use in the bedroom?
O: Elliot Stabler
E: Eyes only for you, baby.
O: Put that away before our boy sees!
One more picture came through of the bulge in jeans where his swollen cock and balls were tucked away with the rings still tight around them.
E: He's napping.
E: Busy morning at the park and working out with daddy.
E: You eat your lunch yet? Come home for an hour
O: I just finished
E: I just started
E: Come on…
E: Come see Zaddy..
O: Your ego is massive right now, isn't it.
E: Not the only thing
O: I have a meeting in 5.
E: Fine… me and your washed sweatshirt will be waiting for you when you get home.
O: Oh? And what exactly are you planning?
E: Just some light, evening cardio.
O: Just light?
E: Heavy, if you're not too tired from the workout I gave you this morning.
O: You might have to stretch me, but I know I can take it.
E: My good girl...
O: I have to go to my meeting, now.
E: Wait...
E: Tell me first...
O: You know I am.
E: Are those pretty panties I picked out for you this morning ruined?
O: How could they not be?
E: Take them off
O: No time
E: Please
The next photo came from her, just two minutes later.
Her bright red, lacy panties were tucked in the bottom right drawer of her desk; crotch darkened with arousal.
O: I assume these will be gone by the time I get back?
E: Mhm. There will be something in its place. Put it on.
E: Love you
O: Love you, too.
O: Daddy.