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Story
[Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven and Starfire are in the living room watching TV. It's a comedy show with 2 guys named Joe and Harry]
Harry: After a crime, a detective noted that he thought it was foul play. You know what the other detective told him, Joe?
Joe: No. What did he say, Harry?
Harry: The other detective said, "You mean, he was playing with birds?"
[Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven and Starfire laugh altogether. Robin comes by blocking the TV]
Robin: Hello, Titans. I have some exciting news to share with you.
Cyborg: Can't it wait? We're watching a full episode of The Joe Harry Show. They crack me up.
Beast Boy: Yeah. Those 2 guys are wizzes when it comes to telling jokes.
Robin: But guys. I did something incredible that no one else has accomplished and wanted to brag to all my friends about. It would mean so much to me if I had you all watch what I'm about to demonstrate.
Raven: You always brag about things you've done in your whole life and they turn out to be plain, regular accomplishments. Besides. What could be more important than watching a show about 2 hilarious comedians?
Robin: How about l show you? Look closely and be amazed by the awesomeness of my ridiculously strong arms. [He flexes both of his arms that turn all flabby for a second] Like them, huh? These bad boys are the result of spending 2 months exercising.
Starfire: I do not see the strong arms you speak of. Only weak and flabby muscular mass.
Robin: That is just a front of my true body strength. Observe. [He flexes his arms so hard they become stretched out] Uh… I meant to do that.
Raven: Right. Could you move away from the TV? Another segment of Joe Harry is about to come on.
Robin: Yeah, sure. [He walks away in shame with his long arms]
TV Announcer: We know return to The Joe Harry Show.
Harry: Hey, Joe.
Joe: Yes, Harry.
Harry: What did the policeman say to his bellybutton?
Joe: I dunno. You tell me.
Harry: You're under a vest.
[Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven and Starfire laugh]
[Robin is in his room feeling down on himself]
Robin: I don't get it. All that working out. All those grueling, stressful exercises and for what? To humiliate yourself in front of your own teammates. If that's not a definition of pathetic, I don't know what is. [He goes near the window and looks at his reflection] Face it, Robin. None of them are going to respect you, no matter what you do. Just why? What's wrong with me? I have good looks, don't I? I'm a charming, refined leader yet the other Titans don't see it that way. Could it be that my face is the problem? Nah. [He sees 2 birds flapping their wings while staring at him]
Young boy bird: Look mommy. That ugly boy is talking to himself.
Mother bird: I wouldn't be near him if I were you, sweetie. He might give you his hideousness. Let's go.
Young boy bird: Yes, mommy.
[They fly off]
Robin: Okay. Maybe it is. What can I do to change that? Hmmm. [A lightbulb appears above his head which indicates that he has an idea] I got it.
[Robin goes to the laboratory. The first thing he does is check the computer for handsome males. He types the keyboard to give him some feedback which results in a scientific equation. Next, he begins conducting a chemical experiment where he pours 2 flasks containing colorful liquids (red and yellow) into a beaker that mixes into orange. Robin then uses a pipette to suck in the liquid and releases one drop of it onto a lab mice. The rodent soon changes to a more attractive appearance of its original body]
Robin: Excellent! Now to try it for myself. [He takes the beaker and drinks all of the mixture. He has a surprised reaction before falling on the floor. In his POV, he opens his eyes and sees both of his hands] Oh, my aching head. What happened? Did it work? [He grabs a handheld mirror to see if the experiment was successful. To his delight, his face has become handsome] Yes! Yes! I did it. I'm beautiful which means things are going to be different around here.
[Back in the living room, the other Titans, excluding Robin, are still watching The Joe Harry Show]
Joe: Say, Harry. Why did the picture go to jail?
Harry: Let me guess. It was locked up for art theft, Joe?
Joe: Nope. Because it was framed.
[They all laugh. Robin hides behind the couch and grabs the TV remote]
Robin: Showtime. [He gets up and presses the power button which turns off the TV. Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven and Starfire stop laughing]
Beast Boy: What the what? The TV's out.
Cyborg: There's no way it should be. I paid the cable bill 3 days ago.
Raven: Well, something's gone wrong because now we can't watch our favorite show.
Starfire: How are we to have our bursts of laughter without the tube to entertain us?
Robin: Excuse me. May I have your attention please?
[Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven and Starfire turn around and see Robin who has now become handsome. All 4 Titans gaze with amazement over the sight of their leader's new face]
Cyborg: Oh my gosh! I don't believe it.
Beast Boy: Woah! He's so wonderful.
Raven: I'll say. I've never seen him like this before.
Starfire: Words cannot describe the utter beauty I see before my very eyes.
[Robin winks at them. They all blush before fainting]
Robin: This is all too easy. [He walks to his teammates] Ahem. Rise up.
[Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven and Starfire get up]
Robin: You guys must be wondering why I look completely different. It's actually quite simple. A lot of triceps, crunches and stretching.
Beast Boy: For real, dude?
Robin: Well, of course. My vigorous workouts have changed me from the lame loser you once knew to this handsome hunk. As you can see, I'm new and improved.
Cyborg: You know, he's got a point. The new Robin is way better than the old one.
Raven: You're right. I could keep staring at that fine-looking face all day.
Starfire: Me too. His chiseled face is like a perfectly sculpted marble in an art museum.
Robin: Your compliments are truly appreciated, my friends, which is funny since I don't get much praise from each and every one of you.
Cyborg: As long as you're still look cool, we're more than happy to say nice things about you.
Robin: Really? Will you even listen to me when I tell you something?
Cyborg: Anything you want, Robin. Just name it and we'll do it.
Robin: I never thought this day would come. [He sheds a tear and wipes it away with a finger] I'm so happy right now.
[Outside of Jump City, The H.I.V.E. Five robs a bank]
Gizmo: [He laughs evilly] Nothing like a good bank robbery. We're going to make off with the loot and no one can stop us.
Robin: No one except us.
Gizmo: Egad! The Teen Titans.
Robin: That's right, Gizmo. My team and I are gonna kick all your butts. Titans, GO!
[The Teen Titans battle each of the H.I.V.E Five members. Robin fights Gizmo, Cyborg fights Mammoth, Beast Boy fights Billy Numerous, Raven fights See-More and Starfire fights Jinx. They defeat the villains effortlessly. The citizens of Jump City praise the Titans for their victory. Photographers take snapshots of the team. A newspaper about the Teen Titans becomes published saying, "THE TEEN TITANS AND THEIR HANDSOME LEADER THWART A BANK ROBBERY"]
[The whole crew goes down to Zippy's Pizza to grab a slice. Robin walks up to the cashier and winks at him. The pizzaman becomes so infatuated with the Boy Wonder's manly face he lets Robin and his friends have a long box of pizzas for free. The Teen Titans sit together and eat]
The Titans go to see the movies next. There, the team finds a long line of people in front of them. Robin uses his charming look to get him and his friends first in line for the theatre. Once they enter, the Teen Titans watch a movie about a giant robot and a 50 ft kaiju fighting in a city. Beast Boy is eating popcorn, Cyborg is drinking soda, Raven Starfire see the film with 3D Glasses and Robin is smiling while having his arms behind his head]
[Robin and his friends finally head back to the Tower after a wonderful day they all had together]
Beast Boy: That was the best day ever. We kicked butt, ate lots of pizza, went to the movies and it's all thanks to Robin's new look.
Robin: What can I say? I'm awesome.
Cyborg: And handsome.
Starfire: Indeed. You are what the Earthlings say hot.
Raven: Smokin.
Robin: Thank you. Thank you. You're too kind, my dear friends. Let me just say that this has been the best experience in all my life since the day I graduated from grad school and will continue my position as leader of the Teen Titans with this beautiful face I have on. Expect no return of the former, repulsive loser I once was. This is the new me and he's here to stay.
Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven and Starfire: Yay!
Robin: Yes, yes. I can see you're all elated but that's enough excitement for tonight. Everybody. I want you all to get some rest. We got a lot of work to do tomorrow.
[All of the Teen Titans head off to bed and sleep. The next morning, the alarm clock in Robin's room goes off. He pushes a button to silence it. He goes back to sleep. Cyborg and Beast Boy's arm are placed beside him. Robin starts to feel something odd before wakes up and finding his 2 teammates sleeping on his bed]
Cyborg and Beast Boy: Hiiiiiiiii.
Robin: [He screams] CYBORG! BEAST BOY! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN MY ROOM!?
Cyborg: Just wanted to make ourselves nice and cozy for you, dude.
Beast Boy: Yeah. We thought it be a good idea to keep you company so you won't feel lonely with that nice face of yours.
Robin: That's nice… and creepy. Listen, guys. You seem quite eager to be of some help to me so why don't you go and make breakfast while I wash up?
Cyborg and Beast Boy: You got it. [They quickly leave Robin's room]
Robin: Phew! [He gets out of bed and goes to the bathroom to washup. He brushes his teeth before spitting out the toothpaste in the sink. He then takes off his clothes and enters the shower to bathe in soap hot water. He quickly finishes and rubs a towel around his body. He attempts to put back on his clothes but sees that they've gone missing] That's strange. I could have sworn that I left my clothes here. [He puts a towel around his crotch before exiting the bathroom. He goes back to his room to look for any extra costumes he's got in the closet but finds none] Okay. This is getting weirder. Where could all my outfits have gone? Huh? What's this? [He finds a note attached on a hanger and reads it] I have your clothes, Robin. Go to my room if you wish to see them again. Dash, Starfire.
[Robin goes to Starfire's room to pick up his stolen superhero suits. When he comes in, Robin sees Starfire looking at the mirror applying makeup]
Robin: Starfire. We need to talk.
[Starfire turns around and shows Robin what she's done to her face. Starfire's horrendous makeover had glossy hair with one small twirl with a blue bowtie, terribly painted blue and purple eyeshadow, muddled pink powder on both her cheeks, overly thick eyelashes with tiny diamonds and messy red lipstick]
Starfire: Hello.
Robin: Aaah!
Starfire: I'm so glad you could come, Robin. It brings me great joy to see your lovely face again.
Robin: And it brings me great joy to see your face all messed up. What have you done to yourself?
Starfire: I simply went to the beauty salon this morning to purchase some products. I came back to apply each cosmetic so that I can become more beautiful. As you can see, I am now very pretty.
Robin: Right but why did you steal all my clothes?
Starfire: To lure you here of course. She thought it would be a great idea to get your attention.
Robin: She? Who are you referring to?
Raven: That would be me.
[Raven had on excessive makeup on her face just like Starfire. She had overly long eyelashes, small pink blushes and oversized pink lips]
Robin: You too, Raven?
Raven: Yep. Now that we got you right where we want you, it's smoochin' time.
Robin: Say what?
Starfire: I agree. As you humans would say on your world, pucker up.
Robin: Girls, wait. What are you doing?
Raven: Come here and give us some sugar.
[Raven and Starfire slowly come near Robin who is backing away from them]
Robin: I'd love too but I really gotta go. See ya! [He quickly leaves through the door and heads into the bathroom. He then locks the door] That was a close call. Another second and I would have been groped back there. I should be safe inside the bathroom where they can't get me.
[A portal opens up below the bathroom floor where Raven appears]
Raven: Hiiiii.
Robin: Aaaaah!
[The bathroom door gets ripped out by Starfire]
Starfire: [She giggles] Missed me?
Robin: Mommy! [He hops into the shower and holds the curtains around his body while cowering]
Starfire: Why so shy, Robin? We just want to shower you with love.
Robin: RAVEN! STARFIRE! STAY AWAY FROM ME! THAT'S AN ORDER!
Raven: No can do. A face that attractive is just asking to be kissed. Now be still. I wanna mark every piece of it.
Starfire: Same goes for me, friend Raven. I will certainly most enjoy this.
[Raven and Starfire close their eyes and pucker their lips together as they slowly approach a frightened Robin]
Robin: [A headshot of his face] No. No. NOOOOO!
[Meanwhile, Cyborg and Beast Boy are at the dining room having just set up breakfast. On the table is toast, sausages, pancakes, eggs, bacon, biscuits and orange juice]
Beast Boy: It took us 24 minutes but we did it, dude. Breakfast is all set and ready. I can't wait till Robin shows up and see what a good job we've done.
Cyborg: Yeah. Maybe Mr. Pretty Boy will give us a reward like a nice trip to the beach.
Beast Boy: Or how about taking us out to see a baseball game?
Cyborg: Nah. I was thinking racecars. Vroom, vroom.
Beast Boy: Hmmm.
Cyborg: Hmmm.
Beast Boy: You don't suppose…
Cyborg: That place we like so much but never actually been before.
Cyborg and Beast Boy: A cruise ship!
[They fantasize being on a cruise doing fun parts games. Beast Boy thinks about playing limbo and Cyborg thinks about playing shuffleboard. The two of them then dream about joining a lot of people in a conga line]
Cyborg and Beast Boy: Yeah.
[Back at the bathroom, Robin tries crawling away from Raven and Starfire who have left his face covered red and pink kiss marks. He's about to reach the doorknob until he gets pulled away by Raven's big magical dark hand]
Raven: Where do you think you're going, handsome. We're not done with you.
Starfire: That is correct. The fun has only just begun.
Robin: Girls, please. Don't you think you're taking this too far? I can't be held here against my will all day. There's other stuff I want to do like going to that gym I signed up for last week to practice my yoga exercises.
Starfire: We haven't a care for your wishes. All that matters to us is caressing that lovely face of yours.
Raven: You're staying here with us whether you like it or not.
Robin: But. But. But.
Raven: No more words. You have a date with our luscious lips.
[Raven and Starfire continuously smooch Robin. It ends up becoming a kiss cloud. Robin was trapped and the only thing he could do was scream. Soon, Cyborg and Beast Boy walk near the bathroom]
Cyborg: Hey, Robin. We- Woah!
Beast Boy: Looks like someone is having a ball.
Robin: BEAST BOY! CYBORG! HELP ME!
Cyborg: With what? It seems that you're having a good time with the ladies.
Beast Boy: [He folds both his arms together] Pfft. Showoff.
Robin: LESS TALKING AND MORE SAVING! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Cyborg: Well, if you say so. Handsome.
[Cyborg and Beast Boy pull the lipstick covered Robin away from Raven and Starfire and leave the bathroom with him]
Raven: Hey! Where are you taking him? He belongs to us.
Starfire: Return the Robin or face the fury.
[Raven and Starfire quickly exit the bathroom so they can take Robin back from Cyborg and Beast Boy]
Beast Boy: Which way?
Robin: Left.
[They move to the left]
Robin: Now go to your right.
[They move the right]
Robin: Take another right.
[They move to the right again]
Robin: Good. See that big metal door right in front of you?
Cyborg: Yeah. What about it?
Robin: It's the one way ticket to solving everything. I need you to take me there as fast as you can.
Cyborg: You can count on us.
[Cyborg and Beast Boy run toward the door. Once they make it, Robin places his hand on the scanner which opens the door. The boys then enter the laboratory]
Beast Boy: Huh? I didn't even know we had a laboratory. How about you, Cy?
Cyborg: I'm just as new to this as you are, Beasty. You know, I could use a room like this to upgrade my gears. Mind if I stay here for a while, Robin? Robin?
[Both Cyborg and Beast Boy see Robin working on one of his experiments]
Beast Boy: What are you doing?
Robin: Can't talk right now. Must hurry and make antidote.
Cyborg and Beast Boy: Antidote?
Robin: It's a long story. I just wanna undo this mess and have my sad old life back.
Cyborg: You're saying you don't want to be handsome anymore?
Beast Boy: But we like the new you.
Robin: Well, I don't like the new me at all. This face has been nothing but trouble and it's gotta go.
Cyborg: Go? As in forever?
Beast Boy: No! We won't let it happen, man.
[Raven and Starfire enter the laboratory]
Raven: Found you. Now hand him over.
Beast Boy: Yo, mama. We gotta stop him. Robin says he's tired of the good-looking face and wants to back to his plan, boring one.
Raven: What?
Starfire: Then Raven and I would have put on our makeup for nothing if Robin undoes his likeable look.
Cyborg: And me and BB will never get to go on a cruise ship with handsome Robin like we always wanted.
Beast Boy: Then we're all to an agreement. Let's work together and get him.
[Just as the 4 titans decide to put their differences aside, Robin succeeds in making the antidote for himself]
Robin: Finished. One drink and it will all be over.
[Robin is about to gulp the antidote so he can return things back to the way they were before. However, it gets stolen by Beast Boy who has turned himself into a rat]
Robin: The antidote. [He chases after rat Beast Boy for the antidote] Come back here with that, you dirty rat.
[Robin pursues Beast Boy until the latter gets backed into a corner]
Robin: Gotcha! Now give it up.
[Beast Boy turns into a monkey]
Beast Boy: Okay. [He throws the antidote far away from Robin]
Robin: Aaaah! [He runs after the antidote which gets caught by Cyborg]
Cyborg: Looking for this, bro? [He raises his arm up to prevent Robin from reaching the antidote]
Robin: Come on. Don't be stingy. Let me have it.
Cyborg: Sure, but you gotta catch it first. [He throws the antidote]
Robin: NOOOO! [He rushes for the antidote before it hits the ground. At the last second, he grabs it] Yes. I got it.
[Starfire steals the antidote. She and Raven stand over Robin]
Raven: Wrong. You got us.
Robin: Oh no.
[Raven and Starfire smother Robin once more. Their kisses were so powerful they ended up forming a large sea of flowing hearts. Robin tries to extricate himself from their lustful clutches but gets pulled back in a few times. He eventually wiggles his way out and retrieves the antidote but not without having a lot of red and pink kiss marks all over his body]
Robin: ENOUGH! I WILL NOT BE HUMULIATED ANY FURTHER! I'M PUTTING AN END TO THIS NOW! [He finally drinks the antidote. He then becomes paralyzed before falling on the floor]
[Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven and Starfire come to check on the unconscious Robin]
Beast Boy: He fainted.
Cyborg: Is he gonna be okay?
Raven: He just needs a mouth-to-mouth treatment. I'll do it.
Starfire: Wait. Look.
[Robin's face starts to change. It turns back to the way it was]
Robin: Ugh. My head. [He holds up a mirror to see himself] Oh my gosh! My old face. It's back. [He touches his cheeks in joy] How I missed you so much. Huh? I'm beginning to feel something. [He muscles start to grow along with his legs. His whole body expands to the point where he becomes extremely robust and muscular. The only thing unexposed was the towel he kept over his crouch] Okay. This is unexpected.
Beast Boy: Well, he certainly gotten bigger but he ain't so handsome anymore.
Cyborg: Yeah. I don't like staring at him now. Let's go.
Raven: Same. I'm going to wash this junk off my face and read books.
Starfire: And I will go to play with Silkie.
[The 4 Titans leave]
Robin: Oh, well. It was great while it lasted but at least I got these really awesome body. [He attempts to walk out of the lab but slips on the test tube] Woah! [He falls on the floor. He tries getting himself back up but cannot lift up his new muscular body] Guys. Anyone. I could use a little help here.
THE END