Pudgy Pig
Author's Note: Enjoy the poem and R&R.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Power Rangers franchise.
Summary:
A poem based on Pudgy Pig from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
If it's a fight the Power Rangers are after
Then Rita will give them a food fight!
Raise a hoof if you have a big appetite and you're ready to huff
Puff yourself out
And blow the festival down
A Pudgy Pig
But not the usual
A swine of culture
Squatting where he's not welcome
Stomaching all the food on Earth
Without the stomach, but a vortex, to hold it
Snorting…consuming it all down, except the HOT HOT HOT
More of the good stuff, not the YUCK
Calculable condiment chaos HONK HONK
The good ole American cheeseburger
Asian stir fry, chow mein, and a face full of pie, on the fly
Or garbage. The porker would eat garbage
The Rangers' Power Weapons too!
But never the radish
Too spicy
DO NOT EAT