Meg was absolutely furious. She never thought her first ever school dance would go like that. She just knew soon she'd die of pure embarrassment.
Meg couldn't believe it. She was finally attending a school dance. It was her first year, but she'd heard rumors that there was karaoke, dancing contests, and snacks. She was allowed to take one guest, so naturally, she invited Apollo. Her friends all wanted to meet her "big brother, Lester''. Especially after hearing stories about some shenanigans they went through and hearing about the time he cried because he stepped on a flower (weird out of context, but reasonable when you consider that it was a hyacinth). They got ready for the dance and walked across town like she did every day to get to school.
When they got there, Meg's friends were waiting. "Hi! You must be Lester! Meg told us so much about you." said one. After the introductions and "Omg, Meg! That dress is so you!", etc, they ran inside. They danced for a while, Meg found the party games, and then things went downhill when Apollo found out about the karaoke.
Meg watched as he ran over to the machine and grabbed the mic. 'Okay. I guess I should have seen that coming. I really hope he chooses something that's not humiliating.' Naturally, as soon as she thought that, she realized that he chose Hips Don't Lie and asked her friend Andrew to sing the male part. She then jinxed it even further by thinking 'Okay, at least it can't get much more embarrassing.' This thought was followed very quickly by 'Wait a second. Is he twerking?' Meg gave a double take before leaving the room to die of humiliation.
Meg expected things would calm down after 15 minutes and came back in. When she walked in again, Cotton Eyed Joe was playing. 'Okay' she thought, joining the line dance, 'I can work with this.' She made it through a few songs before anything else went wrong. Then Apollo got a little too into the Cha Cha Slide. From there everything went downhill. Her schoolmates loved Lester. Problem is, now everyone's going to be "doing the Lestersaurus" to Walk The Dinosaur for the next month, and Meg didn't even want to know how popular the Thriller/Hokey Pokey incident would become.
One week later, she decided to watch a little youtube. She looked to see what was trending and her jaw dropped. A new youtube channel was trending: Lestersaurus. She looked through the videos and nearly cried. All of them were from the dance. There were videos from all the ridiculous dances he did that night. Worst of all, they were trending. All of them. Meg couldn't believe that the entire school pitched in on the Lestersaurus You Should Be Dancing line dance video. For that matter, she couldn't believe that when she got back to camp, she was greeted by everyone doing the Lestersaurus that started this whole fiasco.
