Character Songs
Author's Note: These aren't meant to be taken seriously! This is humor!
Sailor Moon
Michiru Kaioh
"If a rescue is needed
It must be pleaded
From the haughty protector of the sea,
Sailor Neptune is she
For when a talisman is found
The holder will drown
In her attack, "Deep Submerge"
The waves will surge
But in love is she,
As is the way of the sea
And her love she protects…
And I don't know what to say next!"
Hotaru Tomoe
To the tune of "The Riddle" from "The Scarlet Pimpernel"
"See Saturn's brain cells multiply
The ecstasy is making her high
See, she never had more than one in her head
Just see how she grows,
From zero to fourteen years old
Yet she never seems to grow one fourteenth!
Oh the terror strikes in your heart
As evil people cut her apart
Oh wait! I see, it wasn't important to me!
For we all are caught in the middle
Of Hotaru's freaking huge eyelid
Blinking stupidly,
It's easy to see
Maybe she'll be a smarty
But that's not likely,
As it looks like she's three!"
Sestuna Meioh
"She blocks the portal which causes are today
She has guarded the earth safely
When her comrades are in dire danger
She deals many blows to whichever stranger
It is her to whom we trust our fates-
Sailor Pluto the great!"
Rei Hino
To the tune of the American opening song of "Sailor Moon"
"Reading flames by midnight,
Fighting youmas by daylight
Running to the shrine after fights,
She is the one named Rei Hino"
Nehelenia
"Oh my god! Look what you've done!
You've caused all the people so get glass in their eye
Bad Nehelenia you evil; one
Mamo-chan is your slave…
Well maybe that's not bad.
But Chibiusa is dying.
All the senshi are crying out
The flowers are lying
To Usagi in a dream
Ohh to bad!
All the senshi will be dead, bad Nehelenia."
The Elenium and The Tamuli by David Eddings
Kalten
To the tune of "Oops I Did It Again" by Spear Brittney (Oops! Did I Write That Again?)
"I think I forgot something again,
Ehlana made me believe I had a girlhood
Oh Queen!
It may be in your speech,
But it doesn't mean your serious.
Right?
Cause to lose all my innocence,
That I had when I was a boy.
Oh Queen!
Ooops, you did it again,
You played with my brain
Used the royal plural again."
In The Forest Of The Night by Amelia Atwater- Rhodes
"Jessica is cool,
But she's a fool
To think Aubrey is her's
For as I know,
And so shall she
Aubrey is mine, and always will be!
He's the best of the vampires,
As is very well known
And from now on her wont' be alone!
He'll be with me!
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!"
Gundam Wing
Wufei Chang
To the tune of "Independent Women Part 2" by Destiny's Child
"Baka omma won't you keep away?
I have to guard space everyday
Carry a gun and a butter knife
Use it to take away your pathetic life.
Please don't join the space force or join OZ,
Though it would be a pleasure to decimate you
Cause men are the only priority
And without you I wouldn't feel lonely.
Oh independent men!
Give your mobile suits to me!
Oh independent men!"
Duo Maxwell
Papa Ge's song from "Once on This Island"
"This is the road leading to no return
Using my Gundam I will cause you to burn
Even OZ must accept defeat
Where the colonies are forever free
And peace is ours.
Until then, you shall be condemned
Down to H*ll you I will send
You know that I, being the God of Death
Will take you to that horrid place
As your punishment."
Harry Potter
Ron Weasley
To the tune of "When I Look At You" from "The Scarlet Pimpernel"
When I look at you
What I always see
Is a boy who doesn't deserve what he'll be
Still maybe it's rivalry
That enmity between Em and me grows
When your face it shown.
When I look at you,
What I always wish
Is that you could stop looking like a fish
Harry is much cuter,
Then you'll ever be
It's true.
Boo hoo.
Oh Harry is that someone,
Who I follow like a star
Than when I see you I jar.
Or could it be?
That my stomach is suddenly feeling bad?
Did I create a scene?
You're a bad fantasy.
Even Draco is paradise
Compared to a fool like you.
Because my stomach churns
When I look at you."
Lord Voldemort (Or Moldie, for short!)
To the tune of "One Boy" from "Bye, Bye, Birdie"
"One boy, one special boy
One boy to take blood from,
To run from, to kill 'im
One boy! That's the way it should be.
One day you'll find out,
Killing your nemesis is what it's all about
Evil guy I maybe,
But what's more evil is he.
One boy, one steady boy
One boy to go through time,
To make hullabaloo,
To stick a knife through
One boy, that's the way it should be,
That's the way it should be!"
Author's Note: These aren't meant to be taken seriously! This is humor!
Sailor Moon
Michiru Kaioh
"If a rescue is needed
It must be pleaded
From the haughty protector of the sea,
Sailor Neptune is she
For when a talisman is found
The holder will drown
In her attack, "Deep Submerge"
The waves will surge
But in love is she,
As is the way of the sea
And her love she protects…
And I don't know what to say next!"
Hotaru Tomoe
To the tune of "The Riddle" from "The Scarlet Pimpernel"
"See Saturn's brain cells multiply
The ecstasy is making her high
See, she never had more than one in her head
Just see how she grows,
From zero to fourteen years old
Yet she never seems to grow one fourteenth!
Oh the terror strikes in your heart
As evil people cut her apart
Oh wait! I see, it wasn't important to me!
For we all are caught in the middle
Of Hotaru's freaking huge eyelid
Blinking stupidly,
It's easy to see
Maybe she'll be a smarty
But that's not likely,
As it looks like she's three!"
Sestuna Meioh
"She blocks the portal which causes are today
She has guarded the earth safely
When her comrades are in dire danger
She deals many blows to whichever stranger
It is her to whom we trust our fates-
Sailor Pluto the great!"
Rei Hino
To the tune of the American opening song of "Sailor Moon"
"Reading flames by midnight,
Fighting youmas by daylight
Running to the shrine after fights,
She is the one named Rei Hino"
Nehelenia
"Oh my god! Look what you've done!
You've caused all the people so get glass in their eye
Bad Nehelenia you evil; one
Mamo-chan is your slave…
Well maybe that's not bad.
But Chibiusa is dying.
All the senshi are crying out
The flowers are lying
To Usagi in a dream
Ohh to bad!
All the senshi will be dead, bad Nehelenia."
The Elenium and The Tamuli by David Eddings
Kalten
To the tune of "Oops I Did It Again" by Spear Brittney (Oops! Did I Write That Again?)
"I think I forgot something again,
Ehlana made me believe I had a girlhood
Oh Queen!
It may be in your speech,
But it doesn't mean your serious.
Right?
Cause to lose all my innocence,
That I had when I was a boy.
Oh Queen!
Ooops, you did it again,
You played with my brain
Used the royal plural again."
In The Forest Of The Night by Amelia Atwater- Rhodes
"Jessica is cool,
But she's a fool
To think Aubrey is her's
For as I know,
And so shall she
Aubrey is mine, and always will be!
He's the best of the vampires,
As is very well known
And from now on her wont' be alone!
He'll be with me!
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!"
Gundam Wing
Wufei Chang
To the tune of "Independent Women Part 2" by Destiny's Child
"Baka omma won't you keep away?
I have to guard space everyday
Carry a gun and a butter knife
Use it to take away your pathetic life.
Please don't join the space force or join OZ,
Though it would be a pleasure to decimate you
Cause men are the only priority
And without you I wouldn't feel lonely.
Oh independent men!
Give your mobile suits to me!
Oh independent men!"
Duo Maxwell
Papa Ge's song from "Once on This Island"
"This is the road leading to no return
Using my Gundam I will cause you to burn
Even OZ must accept defeat
Where the colonies are forever free
And peace is ours.
Until then, you shall be condemned
Down to H*ll you I will send
You know that I, being the God of Death
Will take you to that horrid place
As your punishment."
Harry Potter
Ron Weasley
To the tune of "When I Look At You" from "The Scarlet Pimpernel"
When I look at you
What I always see
Is a boy who doesn't deserve what he'll be
Still maybe it's rivalry
That enmity between Em and me grows
When your face it shown.
When I look at you,
What I always wish
Is that you could stop looking like a fish
Harry is much cuter,
Then you'll ever be
It's true.
Boo hoo.
Oh Harry is that someone,
Who I follow like a star
Than when I see you I jar.
Or could it be?
That my stomach is suddenly feeling bad?
Did I create a scene?
You're a bad fantasy.
Even Draco is paradise
Compared to a fool like you.
Because my stomach churns
When I look at you."
Lord Voldemort (Or Moldie, for short!)
To the tune of "One Boy" from "Bye, Bye, Birdie"
"One boy, one special boy
One boy to take blood from,
To run from, to kill 'im
One boy! That's the way it should be.
One day you'll find out,
Killing your nemesis is what it's all about
Evil guy I maybe,
But what's more evil is he.
One boy, one steady boy
One boy to go through time,
To make hullabaloo,
To stick a knife through
One boy, that's the way it should be,
That's the way it should be!"