Surprise!
*Okie dokie, now here is where everything gets messed up! We all know after the wholes pink shirt deal they all head off find Trunks meet Goku and blah blah blah, well note this is a fan fiction meaning things are gonna be a lil screwed up so guess what? No Trunks scene. But but but!!! Don't hate me just yet!! He will get here later on promise! Okie dokie! So you can keep reading. *
As the girls went inside to get some clothes, Vegeta and Yamcha sorta looked at each other for a second, until Vegeta had to go and break the silence.
"What are you looking at?"
"What? Hey, don't snap at me Vegeta. I didn't do anything. Chill man."
'Hmph.'
Vegeta sat down, across the table from Yamcha and just looked away, being the proud arrogant guy he is. Bulma walked out and went over to the grill as she continued to cook.
"Well Kakurine should be out soon, she's just looking for something she likes. But anyway, Vegeta who is she? She's a saiyajin to right? I mean, she has a tail and all. Are you like her boyfriend or something?"
"What?! Don't be absurd woman, to think I actually have time to put up with a female now. I'm to busy to have some woman bothering me while I'm training now."
"Well sorry, I was just asking. You're right though, what kinda girl would wanna waste her time with you anyway."
"what was that!"
"You heard me! You arrogant little basterd!"
"Don't you speak to me that way you fucked up bitch! Do you to me to kill or something!!"
"Oh come on, you threat all the time I've yet to see you actually kill a person!"
"That's because I don't want to waste my good energy on such a weakling, such as yourself!!"
"Yea, please. Spare me Vegeta. I mean, really."
Yamcha blinked with his eyes widened.
"Uuh, Bulma just um. Calm down I mean, are you sure you want to get him mad?"
Bulma and Vegeta both just yelled at the same time in unison.
"Fuck off Yamcha!"
Yamcha shut up and just sat there as the two kept going at each other.
"Hey um, you guys. Why are you all yelling?"
Kakurine blinked standing in the doorway. Her mid length black hair was tied back into a ponytail with a few strands hanging over her dark violet eyes. She wore some smug fitting blue jeans with fit to her form nicely. And a white tank top that had Capsule Corp across the front. Besides her tail hanging from the back, she looked pretty normal?
"Hey! There ya go you look much better now! See you guys! Isn't she cute?"
"Thanks, um I had to modify your pants though."
"Oh I see, to small for ya huh? I know I'm a lil skinnier then you but it's ok."
"Well actually, I was talking about putting a hole in the back for my tail. And well they are actually too big for me kinda. I think you are the one who needs to drop a few pounds, heifer puff."
"What did you say!"
"I put a hole in the back?"
"No! About me! You called me fat!"
"Well, I'm not going to lie to you."
"You called me a heifer puff!! How rude!"
"Well yea, you are a heifer with a blue puff on their head. Hence the name, heifer puff! Cute if I do say so myself."
"Agh!! How dare you!"
Vegeta was laughing like crazy seeing the two girls go at one another. Yamcha snickered some, he didn't really want to get on either of the girl's bad sides. Vegeta kept laughing and managed to stop himself enough to be able to stand up and say something.
"Well, she is right. What did you do to your head anyway? Did you get shock therapy or something?!"
"What! You too? Jeez! I swear I have no luck with aliens! Aaah!"
Bulma stomped off into her house and slammed the door. Just as Yamcha was sure she was gone, he fell off his chair laughing.
"Man! Kakurine! I never saw anyone go up against Bulma before! You got guts! Seriously!"
"Well of course I do, how would I be living if I didn't have guts?"
"Huh? No no no! I mean you got guts. Like you're brave and stuff. It's a saying here. Not literal."
"Uh huh...well anyway. Vegeta I wanna go see my brother now. Let's go"
"We can't just go and see Kakarot. First of all he's not even here. And second...I don't know where he is anyway. So we have to stay here for a while."
"What! But I can't stay here with that heifer puff!! I'll go insane!!"
"Well you can go insane along with me. Tough it out."
'Sigh' "Guess I'll have to. But can we at least just leave for a while. I want to get to know this planet a lil more."
"Why are you asking me? I don't know anything about this shit hole. Go with the human."
"That Yamcha guy? No way, he's gross."
"You're not going to leave me alone are you?"
"Not on your life buddy, now let's go. Now!"
Kakurine flew up into the sky and looked at Vegeta below her. He just mumbled something to himself and crossed his arms flying past her off towards the city and yelled back to her.
"Fine, let's go! Jeez."
"Coming! Hey wait up!"
They both flew off into the city and landed on the sidewalk. They started walking around as Kakurine pointed out things that seemed a lil odd to her.
"Oh hey what's that!"
"Huh? I don't know. Why are you asking me?"
"Cause you are the only one here. Let's go check it out!"
"Do we have to? It's all...pink...in there."
"So? It's got pretty stuff in there, and you'll blend right in!"
"Shut up about that! Let's just get this over with..."
'Hehe' "Yay!"
They both walked into a shop that is something like a Victoria's Secret you would find in a mall. I dunno, I just thought it'd be funny to see Vegeta go underwear shopping? Come on, you think it's funny too, admit it. They both walked in, as a rush of girly perfume smell whacked them in the head almost making Vegeta's eyes water. Kakurine giggled happily and skipped in looking at things. Vegeta stood there feeling lost and just looked around with his hands in his pockets.
"Oh hey! This is pretty! What do you think Vegeta?"
"Uh...yea. Pretty...sure."
"Aw! Look at these! They got lil hearts on them!"
"Um...ok."
"Aah!! I want these!! They got the cutest little kitty cats on em!"
Vegeta blinked and sweat dropped thinking 'For some reason I don't think I should be here...' He almost jumped through the roof when a woman just popped up from no where and smiled.
"Hey! Can I help you sir? Are you looking for something?"
"Huh? What uh... I was here with um...her."
"Oh that's great! Is it your anniversary?"
"What? No we are not even-"
"How great! We got specials on matching bra and panty sets! Come with me sir."
The weird sales lady walked off and Vegeta just followed her for some reason thinking 'Nope, I definitely should not be here.' Kakurine blinked and turned around with her arms full to show Vegeta what she had picked out and saw him walking away with some lady. She dropped her stuff and scurried behind him.
"Hey, where are you goin?"
"I dunno, this woman just came up to be saying something about anniversary or something. Now she's showing me stuff. What am I suppose to do?"
The lady turned around and smiled seeing Kakurine behind Vegeta.
"Ooh! Why hello there miss! I'm guessing you are the happy little couple aren't you?!"
"Huh? Oh no we are not-"
"Oh how splendid! You two are so cute! Let me guess, newlyweds?"
"No we are not-"
"Oh I thought so! You two look so l young and happy together. How sweet, best of luck to you two! But, like I was saying to your husband, we have the best deals on our matching sets."
Vegeta and Kakurine both looked at each other thinking the same thing. 'This is going to be a long day...' They both snuck out quickly as the lady turned away for a second. They got outside on the sidewalk again and sighed in relief.
"Are all humans like that, Vegeta?"
"Sadly, yes."
"Icky, how do you put up with it?"
"I don't. I'm usually training now. It's what I do."
"All the time?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Because, it's just what I do. That's all."
"Oh...well ok I guess."
Kakurine looked over hearing someone yelling to her from across the street. Some guy, thinking he was hot stuff strutted over to her and put his arm around her waist.
"Hey Babe, what's a hot lil thing like you doing around here huh."
"Um...excuse me. What are you doing?"
"I'm just trying to get to know ya sweet cheeks. So how about you get to know me and 'ahem' the back of my car huh?"
"What are you talking about?"
Vegeta stood there and sorta raised a brow at the guy hitting on her. He crossed is arms, sorta jealous like. But hey, he always has his arms crossed so I can't really tell what's goin on with him.
"So how about it sweetheart? And that cute little tail of yours."
"My tail?"
"Yea, or whatever that is."
"So...you like my tail huh."
The guy gave a stupid nod and a wink to her pushing his lips like he was giving her a kiss. Kakurine reached behind her grabbing his arm from around her and pulled him down to the ground on the sidewalk.
"Aah! Hey girl what are you doing?! Chill!"
"Chill? You perverted little freak! Don't mess with me!"
She reached down quickly grabbing hold of his neck and lifted him up some walking to a parked car near by and hit his back against it looking up at him with a glare.
"You like my tail so much...'heh'"
She whipped out her tail and wrapped it around his neck tightly smirking up at him as she kept her dark violet eyes in a glare. Vegeta blinked and stood there not ever seeing her actually about to kill someone before. Sorta impressed, but then again. This was just a human, no real strength is needed to kill a human. The guy started turning blue as he gasped for air and kicked around franticly to get free. Each time he moved she held tighter and then heard a loud snap as she broke his neck. She let him go as he fell lifeless to the sidewalk.
"There, shows you for trying to hit on me like that. You pervert."
People stopped and stared at her for a moment and ran off screaming. Red and blue lights came up around the corner as her and Vegeta looks around.
"Fuck! We gotta leave!"
Vegeta yelled to her and grabbed her arms flying off in a rush.
"I never thought I'd say this but, you can't do that!"
"Huh?"
"On Earth, people get mad when you kill someone! Don't do that!"
"Oh...but you saw. He was hitting on me."
"I know, I know. I wasn't saying you where wrong. Actually...I was laughing, he deserved that."
Kakurine giggled as they both headed back to Capsule Corp.
*Okie dokie, now here is where everything gets messed up! We all know after the wholes pink shirt deal they all head off find Trunks meet Goku and blah blah blah, well note this is a fan fiction meaning things are gonna be a lil screwed up so guess what? No Trunks scene. But but but!!! Don't hate me just yet!! He will get here later on promise! Okie dokie! So you can keep reading. *
As the girls went inside to get some clothes, Vegeta and Yamcha sorta looked at each other for a second, until Vegeta had to go and break the silence.
"What are you looking at?"
"What? Hey, don't snap at me Vegeta. I didn't do anything. Chill man."
'Hmph.'
Vegeta sat down, across the table from Yamcha and just looked away, being the proud arrogant guy he is. Bulma walked out and went over to the grill as she continued to cook.
"Well Kakurine should be out soon, she's just looking for something she likes. But anyway, Vegeta who is she? She's a saiyajin to right? I mean, she has a tail and all. Are you like her boyfriend or something?"
"What?! Don't be absurd woman, to think I actually have time to put up with a female now. I'm to busy to have some woman bothering me while I'm training now."
"Well sorry, I was just asking. You're right though, what kinda girl would wanna waste her time with you anyway."
"what was that!"
"You heard me! You arrogant little basterd!"
"Don't you speak to me that way you fucked up bitch! Do you to me to kill or something!!"
"Oh come on, you threat all the time I've yet to see you actually kill a person!"
"That's because I don't want to waste my good energy on such a weakling, such as yourself!!"
"Yea, please. Spare me Vegeta. I mean, really."
Yamcha blinked with his eyes widened.
"Uuh, Bulma just um. Calm down I mean, are you sure you want to get him mad?"
Bulma and Vegeta both just yelled at the same time in unison.
"Fuck off Yamcha!"
Yamcha shut up and just sat there as the two kept going at each other.
"Hey um, you guys. Why are you all yelling?"
Kakurine blinked standing in the doorway. Her mid length black hair was tied back into a ponytail with a few strands hanging over her dark violet eyes. She wore some smug fitting blue jeans with fit to her form nicely. And a white tank top that had Capsule Corp across the front. Besides her tail hanging from the back, she looked pretty normal?
"Hey! There ya go you look much better now! See you guys! Isn't she cute?"
"Thanks, um I had to modify your pants though."
"Oh I see, to small for ya huh? I know I'm a lil skinnier then you but it's ok."
"Well actually, I was talking about putting a hole in the back for my tail. And well they are actually too big for me kinda. I think you are the one who needs to drop a few pounds, heifer puff."
"What did you say!"
"I put a hole in the back?"
"No! About me! You called me fat!"
"Well, I'm not going to lie to you."
"You called me a heifer puff!! How rude!"
"Well yea, you are a heifer with a blue puff on their head. Hence the name, heifer puff! Cute if I do say so myself."
"Agh!! How dare you!"
Vegeta was laughing like crazy seeing the two girls go at one another. Yamcha snickered some, he didn't really want to get on either of the girl's bad sides. Vegeta kept laughing and managed to stop himself enough to be able to stand up and say something.
"Well, she is right. What did you do to your head anyway? Did you get shock therapy or something?!"
"What! You too? Jeez! I swear I have no luck with aliens! Aaah!"
Bulma stomped off into her house and slammed the door. Just as Yamcha was sure she was gone, he fell off his chair laughing.
"Man! Kakurine! I never saw anyone go up against Bulma before! You got guts! Seriously!"
"Well of course I do, how would I be living if I didn't have guts?"
"Huh? No no no! I mean you got guts. Like you're brave and stuff. It's a saying here. Not literal."
"Uh huh...well anyway. Vegeta I wanna go see my brother now. Let's go"
"We can't just go and see Kakarot. First of all he's not even here. And second...I don't know where he is anyway. So we have to stay here for a while."
"What! But I can't stay here with that heifer puff!! I'll go insane!!"
"Well you can go insane along with me. Tough it out."
'Sigh' "Guess I'll have to. But can we at least just leave for a while. I want to get to know this planet a lil more."
"Why are you asking me? I don't know anything about this shit hole. Go with the human."
"That Yamcha guy? No way, he's gross."
"You're not going to leave me alone are you?"
"Not on your life buddy, now let's go. Now!"
Kakurine flew up into the sky and looked at Vegeta below her. He just mumbled something to himself and crossed his arms flying past her off towards the city and yelled back to her.
"Fine, let's go! Jeez."
"Coming! Hey wait up!"
They both flew off into the city and landed on the sidewalk. They started walking around as Kakurine pointed out things that seemed a lil odd to her.
"Oh hey what's that!"
"Huh? I don't know. Why are you asking me?"
"Cause you are the only one here. Let's go check it out!"
"Do we have to? It's all...pink...in there."
"So? It's got pretty stuff in there, and you'll blend right in!"
"Shut up about that! Let's just get this over with..."
'Hehe' "Yay!"
They both walked into a shop that is something like a Victoria's Secret you would find in a mall. I dunno, I just thought it'd be funny to see Vegeta go underwear shopping? Come on, you think it's funny too, admit it. They both walked in, as a rush of girly perfume smell whacked them in the head almost making Vegeta's eyes water. Kakurine giggled happily and skipped in looking at things. Vegeta stood there feeling lost and just looked around with his hands in his pockets.
"Oh hey! This is pretty! What do you think Vegeta?"
"Uh...yea. Pretty...sure."
"Aw! Look at these! They got lil hearts on them!"
"Um...ok."
"Aah!! I want these!! They got the cutest little kitty cats on em!"
Vegeta blinked and sweat dropped thinking 'For some reason I don't think I should be here...' He almost jumped through the roof when a woman just popped up from no where and smiled.
"Hey! Can I help you sir? Are you looking for something?"
"Huh? What uh... I was here with um...her."
"Oh that's great! Is it your anniversary?"
"What? No we are not even-"
"How great! We got specials on matching bra and panty sets! Come with me sir."
The weird sales lady walked off and Vegeta just followed her for some reason thinking 'Nope, I definitely should not be here.' Kakurine blinked and turned around with her arms full to show Vegeta what she had picked out and saw him walking away with some lady. She dropped her stuff and scurried behind him.
"Hey, where are you goin?"
"I dunno, this woman just came up to be saying something about anniversary or something. Now she's showing me stuff. What am I suppose to do?"
The lady turned around and smiled seeing Kakurine behind Vegeta.
"Ooh! Why hello there miss! I'm guessing you are the happy little couple aren't you?!"
"Huh? Oh no we are not-"
"Oh how splendid! You two are so cute! Let me guess, newlyweds?"
"No we are not-"
"Oh I thought so! You two look so l young and happy together. How sweet, best of luck to you two! But, like I was saying to your husband, we have the best deals on our matching sets."
Vegeta and Kakurine both looked at each other thinking the same thing. 'This is going to be a long day...' They both snuck out quickly as the lady turned away for a second. They got outside on the sidewalk again and sighed in relief.
"Are all humans like that, Vegeta?"
"Sadly, yes."
"Icky, how do you put up with it?"
"I don't. I'm usually training now. It's what I do."
"All the time?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Because, it's just what I do. That's all."
"Oh...well ok I guess."
Kakurine looked over hearing someone yelling to her from across the street. Some guy, thinking he was hot stuff strutted over to her and put his arm around her waist.
"Hey Babe, what's a hot lil thing like you doing around here huh."
"Um...excuse me. What are you doing?"
"I'm just trying to get to know ya sweet cheeks. So how about you get to know me and 'ahem' the back of my car huh?"
"What are you talking about?"
Vegeta stood there and sorta raised a brow at the guy hitting on her. He crossed is arms, sorta jealous like. But hey, he always has his arms crossed so I can't really tell what's goin on with him.
"So how about it sweetheart? And that cute little tail of yours."
"My tail?"
"Yea, or whatever that is."
"So...you like my tail huh."
The guy gave a stupid nod and a wink to her pushing his lips like he was giving her a kiss. Kakurine reached behind her grabbing his arm from around her and pulled him down to the ground on the sidewalk.
"Aah! Hey girl what are you doing?! Chill!"
"Chill? You perverted little freak! Don't mess with me!"
She reached down quickly grabbing hold of his neck and lifted him up some walking to a parked car near by and hit his back against it looking up at him with a glare.
"You like my tail so much...'heh'"
She whipped out her tail and wrapped it around his neck tightly smirking up at him as she kept her dark violet eyes in a glare. Vegeta blinked and stood there not ever seeing her actually about to kill someone before. Sorta impressed, but then again. This was just a human, no real strength is needed to kill a human. The guy started turning blue as he gasped for air and kicked around franticly to get free. Each time he moved she held tighter and then heard a loud snap as she broke his neck. She let him go as he fell lifeless to the sidewalk.
"There, shows you for trying to hit on me like that. You pervert."
People stopped and stared at her for a moment and ran off screaming. Red and blue lights came up around the corner as her and Vegeta looks around.
"Fuck! We gotta leave!"
Vegeta yelled to her and grabbed her arms flying off in a rush.
"I never thought I'd say this but, you can't do that!"
"Huh?"
"On Earth, people get mad when you kill someone! Don't do that!"
"Oh...but you saw. He was hitting on me."
"I know, I know. I wasn't saying you where wrong. Actually...I was laughing, he deserved that."
Kakurine giggled as they both headed back to Capsule Corp.
