Character Songs

Author's Note: This is a joke! Please don't take these seriously!

Wufei Chang
To the tune of "Independent Women Part 2" by Destiny's Child

"Baka omma won't you keep away?
I have to guard space everyday
Carry a gun and a butter knife
Use it to take away your pathetic life.

Please don't join the space force or join OZ,
Though it would be a pleasure to decimate you
Cause men are the only priority
And without you I wouldn't feel lonely.

Oh independent men!
Give your mobile suits to me!
Oh independent men!"


Duo Maxwell
Papa Ge's song from "Once on This Island"

"This is the road leading to no return
Using my Gundam I will cause you to burn
Even OZ must accept defeat
Where the colonies are forever free
And peace is ours.

Until then, you shall be condemned
Down to H*ll you I will send
You know that I, being the God of Death
Will take you to that horrid place
As your punishment."