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Disclaimer: I do not own OLS or it's characters. Don't sue me! I did create Tanaka, so don't steal!
Story By: Anime Chick (aka AC)
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Author's Note: This is my little story, in my own rebellion to Gene's haircut...my god...it's HIDEOUS!

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Ring Ring Ring! Ring Ring Ring!
"I'll get it!" Jim yelled, as he sprung from his laptop. It had been a normal day at Starwind and Hawking. Melfina was cooking in the kitchen, Suzuka had disappeared for the day, and Aisha was somewhere in the house playing with her game boy. Can you guess what Gene's doing? Come on, it's not too hard! What would Gene be doing on a Saturday at 2:00pm? SLEEPING!
"Hello?" Jim said into the reciever, as the picture flashed onto the screen, a girl that looked about 16 or so was what looked back at Jim. Her thick brown hair was pulled back in a half ponytail, revealing her deep green eyes and light complexion. She was wearing a tanktop and jeans, casual attire.
"Hi," the girl said, "My name is Tanaka."
"Hello, Tanaka!" Jim said cheerfully, "This is Starwind and Hawking Enterprises. How may we help you?"
"Yes, I have a job for you," Tanaka said, smiling a little wickedly.
"A job? Sure, what is it?" Jim asked.
"If I am not mistaken, a man by the name of Gene is part of your little business. You know, tall, red hair, irresponsible, insane-"
"Yes, that would be correct." Jim said with a sweatdrop.
"Could you kindly get him on the phone? I have a *cough* bone to pick with him." Tanaka said, giggling to herself.
"I'll try..." Jim said, shrugging. He ran up the stairs to Gene's loft bedroom thing or whatever you call it.
Gene lay there, snoring under layers of blankets.
"Hybernation..." Jim thought to himself, laughing at how much Gene reminded him of a lazy bear. One that does not only hybernate in winter...but in all seasons, cold or warm.
Jim took a deep breath and shouted as loud as he could, "GENE STARWIND WAKE YOURSELF UP NOW YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL!"
The house seemed to have shook with Jim's demand, and even Tanaka could hear it from where she was still on the phone.
This shout of course bounced right off Gene, who kept on snoring like nothing had happened.
Jimmie got frustrated, and ripped the sheets off of Gene's bed. And somehow pulled Gene off with them.
Gene lay on the tangle of blankets on the ground...snoring into eternity.
"Grrrrrr! GENE!" Jim yelled. The little boy proceeded to drag Gene on the blankets, with much difficulty. He dragged him to the top of the stairs, "Don't make me do it!" Jim yelled, but Gene annoying snores were enough to drive Jim over the edge. Literally.
Jim hopped over Gene, grabbed the ends of the blanket, and pyschotically began running down the stairs, letting Gene tumble all the way down behind him.
Jim panted deeply, Gene now lying in a heap at the foot of the stairs...snoring.
"DAMMIT!" Jim yelled in frustration. Would anything work?
Gene mumbled a bit, then yawned and stretched on the ground. He looked up at Jim from where he lay through half open eyes, and mumbled, "Sup Jim?"
"GET UP NOW! YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL!"
"Alriiight...don't get so worked up. Hey, why am I here?" Gene asked, suddenly becoming aware of his surroundings.
"Don't ask," Jim mumbled angrilly as he ran quickly back to the phone.
"There you are!" Tanaka said graciously as Jim appeared back onto the screen, "I was beginning to think you had forgotten me."
"Don't worry about it," Jim said, forcing a smile on his face, "Gene will be here in a minute."
"Wonderful!" Tanaka said, smiling again her devious smile.
Gene stumbled across the room on unstable feet to the phone. He had stumbled up the stairs and back down again to get dressed, and was pulling on his gloves as he took the phone from Jim, "Yeah?" he said into the reciever.
"Ah, Gene Starwind..." Tanaka said into the phone.
"Um...that's me," Gene said, uneasily.
"I have to ask you something very important."
"Yeah?"
"WHAT THE HELL POSSESSED YOU TO CUT YOUR FREAKING HAIR? WHY? WHY? WHY? DAMMIT! WHY?" Tanaka screamed, making Gene jump a mile into the air.
"Hey, hey! Keep it down!" Gene said, with a sweatdrop.
"WHY DID YOU DO IT??" Tanaka screeched, making Gene pull the phone away from his ear.
"Because it makes me look hotter," Gene said with a cunning smile, "Why don't you like it? I think it looks great!"
"IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU LOOK HOTTER!" Tanaka screeched, "You wanna know why it sucks? YOU DO? Weeeeeell...it makes your head look all big and freakish not to mention that your eyebrows look to big and it screws up your face and makes you look like frightening people I know in my life and it makes you look like a twelve year old that badly needs Rogaine and kids that age will look at you and run away in fear because it looks so horrible and it's all nasty and weird and I don't like it because it sucks and you will never look hot with a screwed haircut such as that and if you do not grow your hair back soon I will psychotically attack you and you will regret the day you screwed your hair and you will REGRET THE DAY YOU SCREWED YOUR HAIR!" Tanaka screamed psychotically, panting after this outburst of a long run-on sentence.
Gene blinked, partially in shock, but then narrowed his eyes, "I do NOT need Rogaine! It will be a very long time before I need Rogaine! How dare you!" he said angrilly.
"GROW YOUR FREAKING HAIR BACK! DO IT NOW! OR ELSE I WILL AVENGE!"
"Whatever. I can't help it if all the ladies can't appreciate my style."
"Your STYLE freaking SUCKS! Grow your hair back! I WILL AVENGE!"
"What's a prissy little bitch like you going to do about my haircut? Nothing! Now go back to hell where you came from!" Gene yelled angrilly, and slammed the phone back onto the wall.
"I will avenge..." Tanaka said, into the phone as the connection broke.
Diiiiing dooooong! The doorbell rang. Gene actually took the initiative this time to answer it. He turned the handle of the door and...

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