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..."NO! OH MY GOD NO!" Tanaka yelled as Gene picked up a lock of her hair.
"I cut my hair myself," Gene said laughing, "And if you dislike it that much, I'd gladly give you a free styling! MUWHAHAHA!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO GGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNEEEEE SSSSSSSSSTTTTTOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!" Tanaka screamed as Gene began butchering her hair.
Snip! Snip! Snip!
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!!!"
Snip! Snip! Snip!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
"Muwha...HAHAHA!" Gene laughed triumphantly, "Wanna see how your style turned out?" he asked evily, holding up a handmirror to her face.
"WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?? I LOOK-I LOOK LIKE A GUY!!! I LOOK LIKE YOU! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHSFDGWOIRY440HGGNB];]']0\9LGHKFMJDDFGJER68]09]P[;;;';DAMN YOU GENE\];[;]jphdljshghet-=ru9gkjjfd!!!!!!" Tanaka screamed and kicked with such violence her chair fell over backwards.
"Ha!" Gene cried with pure satisfaction.
"Ro...Rogaine..." Tanaka cried weakly as she gazed longingly at the bottle of Rogaine that lay a few feet away from where she had dropped it.
"We won't be needing this, now will we?" Gene smirked as he poured the bottle of Rogaine onto the floor, being the baka he is.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Tanaka cried.
"So there!" Gene said as he picked up Tanaka's chair by the legs of the chair and carried her to the door. He sat the chair down on the doorstep, and placed the empty bottle of Rogaine next to it, "Have a nice day!" he said in a very fake voice and slammed the door in her face.

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The Epilogue:

Gene went out that night to a club and several people dropped dead just looking at him. Others went into asylums when he walked by them. He was charged with murder and with posing as a seven year old.

A few days later, after Tanaka was coming home from her psychiatrist when recieved a phone call from one of her male admirors. "TANAKA! WHAT THE HECK POSSESSED YOU TO CUT YOUR HAIR!"

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