Warnings: Shonen-ai and confusion as well as a mild dose of insanity. ;)

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam wing or anything to do with it. Wish I did, but I don't.

Author's note: This, kiddies, is what happens when you watch too much GW too late at night.

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~ You just don't get it, do you?

~ Oh, I "get it" all right...

~ No you don't! You don't understand!

~ I understand perfectly.

~ You don't! You've NEVER understood how much I love you.

~ I do understand.

~ No. You. Don't! I've tried everything, given you EVERYTHING, but nothing I do or say gets through to you. You really don't get it all.

~ I get it! I do! How could I NOT get it?!

~ You tell me. I've done so much and you don't even acknowledge me!

~ It's true that you HAVE done a lot.

~ You never noticed, though.

~ Oh, I did. I do.

~ You noticed...?

~ Yeah.

~ How can I believe that when you hardly even speak to me?

~ I noticed. You can believe that, or not. It's not my problem.

~ Y-you really... noticed?

~ Oh yeah...

~ Truly?!

~ Yes!

~ Oh! I'm so happy!

~ You shouldn't be.

~ I-I shouldn't?

~ No, I noticed because you're always getting in the way and making things difficult.

~ W-what...?

~ You heard me...

~ B-but...

~ But what?

~ But I... love you.

~ Well I don't love you.

~ Th-that's... not true...

~ Oh yes it is. And do you have ANY idea just how annoying it is to have someone whine "Heeeeeeeeeeero!" over the communication channel when you're in the middle of a battle?

~ B-but... but I LOVE you!

~ Hn... Well guess what, Relena, I love Duo.

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Author's note: Nothing like a little late-night GW to get your creative juices flowing and create something as insane as this. I know it's really sucky and pretty much a pile of doggie doo, but I was bored and annoyed because that particular episode had been full of Relena. Sorry I didn't warn about mild Relena-bashing, but that would've given things away. ;)