I was gonna switch to Gryffindor
I was gonna help the house elves
they still live in that kitchen
- cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna skip class
I coulda been Dumbledore's favorite student
I'm livin in Slytherin
- cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna play Quidditch
I coulda been captain
now I'm the broom manager
- cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna live with my dad
He was gonna love me
instead I blew him to bits
- cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I wasn't gonna run from the ministry
I was gonna go straight to them
(La da da da da da da da da)
Now I'm feared by all wizards
- because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna be friends with Hagrid
I was gonna buy my own giant spider
instead I sent him to Azkaban
- because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I wasn't gonna kill all those muggles
I was gonna start my own orphanage
now I'm killing orphans instead
- cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I messed up my entire life
I scare little kids and mice
now I'm a powerful bad guy
- cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I'm gonna stop singing this song
I'm gonna go avada kedavra a few people
and if Harry Potter beats me
- cause I'm high, cause I'm high, cause I'm high
La da da da da da da da da
