* Wow. This is CRAPPY! I just realized that...it's to the tune of Afro Man's "Because I got High". Anythign you recognize belongs to J.K. Rowling.
Oh, and, despite what I say in this fic, I think Draco's cute. Possibly cuter than Bill...possibly. :)*
I was gonna write a fic,
Before I got high.
About Hary on his broomstick,
But then I got high.
That story's still unwritten,
And I know why.
Yeah, yeah.
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
La de da da da da.
I was gonna turn on the comp,
Before I got high.
I wasn't gonna write this song,
But I got high.
The screen is still black,
And I know why.
Yeah, yeah.
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
La de da da da da.
I wasn't gonna write 'bout him,
But I was high.
I went out on a limb,
'Cause I got high.
My story 'bout Wormtail sucks,
And I know why!
Yeah, yeah.
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
La de da da da da.
I was gonna send Charlie an owl,
But then I got high.
Gonna ask him if he knew my friend Al,
And then I got high.
Al's throwin a fit downstairs,
And I know why.
Yeah, yeah.
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
La de da da da da.
I've destroyed all my homework,
Because I'm high.
And yet I'm wearing this great big smirk,
'Cause I'm high.
I'm gonna steal Hermoine's,
And I know why.
Yeah, yeah.
Because I'm high, because I'm high, because I'm high.
La de da da da da.
I'm gonna stop typing this now,
Because I'm high.
Gonna go make out with Draco,
Because I'm high.
I'm acting really stupid,
And I know why!
Yeah, yeah.
Because I'm high, because I'm high, because I'm high.
La de da da da da.
Oh, and, despite what I say in this fic, I think Draco's cute. Possibly cuter than Bill...possibly. :)*
I was gonna write a fic,
Before I got high.
About Hary on his broomstick,
But then I got high.
That story's still unwritten,
And I know why.
Yeah, yeah.
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
La de da da da da.
I was gonna turn on the comp,
Before I got high.
I wasn't gonna write this song,
But I got high.
The screen is still black,
And I know why.
Yeah, yeah.
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
La de da da da da.
I wasn't gonna write 'bout him,
But I was high.
I went out on a limb,
'Cause I got high.
My story 'bout Wormtail sucks,
And I know why!
Yeah, yeah.
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
La de da da da da.
I was gonna send Charlie an owl,
But then I got high.
Gonna ask him if he knew my friend Al,
And then I got high.
Al's throwin a fit downstairs,
And I know why.
Yeah, yeah.
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
La de da da da da.
I've destroyed all my homework,
Because I'm high.
And yet I'm wearing this great big smirk,
'Cause I'm high.
I'm gonna steal Hermoine's,
And I know why.
Yeah, yeah.
Because I'm high, because I'm high, because I'm high.
La de da da da da.
I'm gonna stop typing this now,
Because I'm high.
Gonna go make out with Draco,
Because I'm high.
I'm acting really stupid,
And I know why!
Yeah, yeah.
Because I'm high, because I'm high, because I'm high.
La de da da da da.
