Metalgreymon Vs. Charizard
Type: Single
(Note: Since Metalgreymon and Charizard are to big for the classic ring they will do combat in a Pokemon battle arena)

Metalgreymon, Tai, and Sora entered the arena. On the other end Charizard, Ash and Misty were just coming in.

(NOTE: No it is not Ash's Charizard. It's just a Charizard. Since it is Pokemon I thought that I should throw Ash and Misty in for the hell of it.)

Carizard and Metalgreymon headed to the center while the humans waited at the two entrances of the arena. The two forces glared at each other. They had no grudge against each other, it was just buisness. Still neither side wanted the other to win.

"Good Luck!" Ash yelled over at Tai. Misty pulled out her mallet and swatted Ash in the head with it.

"WE'RE HERE TO HELP CHARIZARD!!" Misty yelled angrily.

Tai laughed. "Save your luck. With that scrawny dumb ass you'll need it!"

"SCRAWNY!!" Misty yelled.

"Real scrawny!" Ash added and got smashed in the head again by the mallet.

"WAAA!! What was that for?" Ash demanded.

"WHEN I WANT YOUR OPINION I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU!!" "HEY!! YOU DON"T ORDER ME AROUND!"

"I DO NOW!"

"DO NOT!"

"DO SO!"

The two continued fighting until Misty started chasing Ash with the mallet.

"I'm glad me and Sora are nothing like that," Tai said to himself.

"And what does that mean?" Sora demanded.

The four humans continued bickering among each other as Charizard rolled his eyes annoyed. Metalgreymon nodded and sighed. Finally the fights ended after Misty clobbered Ash with the mallet AGAIN and Sora ran off in tears. The bell then rang.

Metalgreymon ran forards and headbutted Charizard. Charizard fell back but quickly managed to fix itself. Charizard sprayed fire at Metalgreymon, but missed. Metalgreymon ran up and grabbed Charizard by the neck. It then rammed Charizard to the ground. Charizard slowy leapt back and glared at Metalgreymon.

Charizard slashed Metalgreymon and left three bloody slashes across Metalgreymon's face. Metalgreymon stepped back and shook the blood off its face. It then charged Charizard and head butted it again. Charizard slowly got up and took to the air.

"Charizard! Use your flying tackle attack!" Ash screamed.

Charizard flew down and tackled Metalgreymon. Metalgreymon flew back and crashed through a wall. It slowly got up and charged through the dust cloud and rammed Charizard through the oppisite wall. Charizard lay winded for a second before getting up and glared at Metalgreymon.

Metalgreymon's chestplate opened up and two missles shot out. Charizard saw them coming and spewed out fire at them causing the missles to explode. It then ran through the smoke and smashed Metelgreymon with a strong Tail Whip attack. Metalgreymon went flying back and landed hard on the ground.

As Metalgreymon struggled to his feet, Charizard bounded over and kicked him square in the stomach.Metalgreymon fell back to the dusty floor and Charizard started smashing him over his back with a volley of nasty tail whips.

Metalgreymon fell back with a loud roar. It tried to get up and saw Charizard angrily charging. Metalgreymon roled out of the way and licked Charizard in the head. It then leapt at Charizard and tackled it to the ground.

Charizard flipped Metalgreymon of and got up. Metalgreymon was up in a flash also and launched two missles. Charizard ducked and noticed the misles were heading for Misty. Charizard destroyed one but the other blew up right above her.

Misty was knocked to the ground from the shockwave. Ash screamed a warning but Misty couldn't move. Ash dove ontop of Misty and was quickly covered in rubble. Charizard roared angrily, thinking that Ash and Misty were dead, and attacked Metalgreymon.

Charizard blinded Metalgreymon with Fire Spin. Metalgreymon tried to get away but couldn't move in the fire. Suddenly Charizard leapt through the flames and tackled Metalgreymon out of Fire Spin and into the ground.

Charizard began to punch and stomp Metalgreymon's stomach. It then launched a Flame Thrower attack right into Metalgreymon's face. Metalgreymon kicked Charizard between the legs and got up. Metalgreymon then leapt at Charizard and attempted to tear out the throat but missed. Metalgreymon and Charizard stepped back and glared at each other.

Meanwhile under the rubble Misty woke up. A boulder had knocked her out, but why was she still alive? She rolled over and saw Ash above her. Above him was about seventy pounds of rubble. Ash was still awake and was concentrating on holding up the rubble.

"Ash... what happened?"

"Metalgreymon destroyed the arena above you," Ash explained. You wee hit by shrapnle and knocked out. Are you all right?"

"Huh? Oh yeah. Just got a headache."

"All right. You can get out. About ten feet away is an opening. Get out while you can."

Misty looked at Ash surprised. "But what about you?"

"I'll be fine. Just get out!"

"But..." Misty started.

"NOW!" Ash ordered.

Misty's eyes started to water over. She gave Ash a quick kiss on the cheek and started to cral out of the rubble. After a few minutes she was out. Misty checked her hand. In it was Ash's Pokeball with Bulbasaur. She quickly brought it out.

"Bulbasaur. Ash is trapped under the rubble. Can you get him out?" Misty asked.

"Bulba!"

Two vines shot out of Bulbasaur and went through the rubble. After a miute they started to retract. Misty saw rubble collapse and she worried that Ash was crushed, but in seconds Ash was pulled out. He was hurt but alive.

"ASH! Oh... I thought I lost you for good this time," Misty said. "Are you all right?"

"I... yeah. What about you?"

"I'm all right. Ash we got ot end this deathmatch."

"Your right. Charizard! Let's finish him! Fire blast attack now!"shouted Ash.

Charizard flew straight up in the air with one mighty flap from his wings.Charizard threw its head back and pitched forward to launch a huge ball of fire at Metalgreymon.

Tai fell to his knees crying and shouted "Metalgreymon! No!"

Suddenly Metalgreymon rolled over. "GIGA DESTROYER!!!!"

The fire blast and Metalgreymon's force ball hit half-way in the air and exploded into a huge white flash.

After the light faded and the dust settled Ash, still a bit dazed, jumped back to his feet and ran over to the deep crater in the middle of the arena. About the same time Tai was doing the same.

"Charizard!!"

"Metalgreymon!!"

Both fell to their knees and stared into the crater. Suddenly the rubble at the bottom of the hole started to move. Out poked the head of Charizard.

"Waaaa!Charizard!You did it! You..."

Ash started to celebrate until Metalgreymon burst out of the rubble holding Charizard's head in the air triumphantly.

"Yes! Metalgreymon! Good Job!" Tai cheered.

Misty ran over to the weeping Ash.

"Are you all right Ash?" Misty asked

"What do you think bitch?" Ash replied bitterly.

Misty ignored the comment because of the loss and Ash had saved her. She tried a different aproach.

"Look at the bright side. At least it wasn't YOUR Charizard!"

Ash looked at Misty for a second. She was right, but Ash was still pissed. Might as well drag Misty down to his level of anger if she kept up.

"Go away Misty. Just leave me alone."

"Oh Ash. Quit it. Be happy. Your alive. So am I. Life is good right now."

"FUCK YOU!" Ash yelled. Misty had enough. Yeah, Ash had saved her, but he was being a baby. Misty smacked Ash upside the head with her trusty mallet.

"Fine Mr. Pokemon Master. I'll leave you alone. Hell, I'm not the lousy Pokemon trainer."

"What did you say bitch?" Ash demanded rubbing the lump on his head.

"You finally had a Charizard that obeyed you!!" Misty raged. "And you STILL lost, you shit faced cockmaster!"

"I didn't see you fighting Crack Whore Misty !" Ash yelled .

"CRACK WHORE!! WHY YOU LITTLE TESTICLE SHITTING ASS WART! YOUR FUCKING ASS IS MINE!"

"OH FUCK OFF BITCH! WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY WITH PSYDUCK? HELL, WE ALL KNOW WHY YOU KEEP IT!!"

Misty's jaw dropped to the ground. She had just been playing with Ash, but he wasn't. The fight was now on for real.

"WHA.. WHA.. WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING YOU LITTE FAG? FOR YOUR SAKE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE SAID WHAT I THINK YOU SAID!!"

"I MEANT WHAT YOU HEARD!" Ash screamed. "AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT MISTY? OR SHOULD I SAY BITCHY?"

Ash realized he really fucked up as Misty pulled out ANOTHER mallet and started chasing him. Ash took off with a loud 'WAAA" and Misty chased after him in an angry rage.

Across the way Tai and Metalgreymon listened to the obsenities Ash and Misty yelled at each other while they ran. Tai shook his head in amazement. The things Ash and Misty were saying. Jeez. Where did two kids learn that kind of language? Tai and Metalgreymon left as Misty continued to chase Ash.