Ash VS. Tai
Type: Ladder
Ash walked down to the ring where Tai was already waiting. He got into the ring and the two stared at each other. Neither quite understood the rules to this particular match. How the hell could a ladder match be in the world of Deathmatch?
Just then Mr. Ruic, owner of VGD (Video Game Deathmatches, came down to the ring to explain the match.
"The rules To this deathmatch are quite simple. Even to you testicle shitting Rectal Warts," he said as the crowd booed at him. "Decapitate your enemy and impale his head on that hook above the ring."
"Then why is it called a ladder match?" Ash demanded.
"How do you think you get to the hook?" Mr. Ruic laughed. "LET THE DEATHMATCH BEGIN!"
The bell rang and Mr. Ruic left the ring and went into the back.
Ash and Tai stood there. Neither wanted this, but what choice did they have? Ash did the first atack with a half hearted punch. Tai easily dodged it and punched Ash in the side of the head with full strength.
Ash fell back in surprise and anger. He then punched Tai in the face hard and tackled him into a turnbuckle.
Ash went for a high kick to Tai's head, but Tai ducked and hit Ash with a mean upper cut. Ash stumbled back clutching his now bloody face. When he looked back, Tai was on top of the turnbuckle. He leapt off of it and hit Ash in the chest with a missle dropkick. Ash collapsed to the mat as Tai left the ring to get a weapon.
Ash slowly got up and saw Tai outside of the ring. Tai had his back to him and didn't see Ash get up. Ash took advantage of this by leaping over the top rope and hitting Tai in the head with a dropkick of his own. Tai was slammed into the fan protection barrier and was stunned.
Ash grabbed a metal garbage can lid and swung it at Tai's head. Tai saw this coming and got out of the way. The lid hit the barrier and Ash droppedit in surprise. Tai quickly grabbe dthe lid and smashe dit over Ash's head three times. Ash fell down clutching his head.
Tai tossed the lid to the side and grabbed the steel garbage can. Ash had gotten up though and when Tai turned to use the new weapon, Ash kicked it into Tai's face before it could be used. Tai dropped the can and grabbed his bleeding face in pain.
Ash got the garbage can and put Tai into it. Before he could get out, Ash starte dslamming the garbage can with a floding metal chhair. After a few shots, Ash looked in and fell back as Tai's fist shot out and slammed into Ash.
Tai quickly got out of the can and grabbed Ash by the arm. He then flung Ash onto a table. Tai got onto a turnbuckle and tried to put Ash through with a leg drop, but Ash rolled off the table and Tai went through it with a loud crash.
Ash was the first of the two to get up and quickly got the ladder out from under the ring. He then smashed the now standingTai in the chest with it, but Tai didn't go down. Ash went for it again, but Tai hit the ladder into Ash with a quick kick.
Ash fell down with the ladder on top and layed there winded. Tai reached under the ring and pulled out a sledge hammer. He lined it up with Ash's head and lifted it to make the kill. When he tried to swing however, the hammer wouldn't budge.
Tai let go and turned to see a red haired security officer holding onto the hammer. Tai demanded to know what was going on. The guard just smiled. She then smashed Tai in the chest with the sledge. Tai flew back in pain and landed with a thud while clutching his shattered ribes.
"WAA? Who are you?" Ash asked as the guard stood over him.
"Wow. This disguise must be better than I thought," the guard said removing the glasses and cap.
It was Misty.
"Just me Ash. Come on. Lets end this deathmatch."
Misty then helped Ash up and handed him the sledge hammer. Ash nodded his thanks and tried to lift the hammer up, but he was to weak from the fight. Misty put her hands on Ashes hands and helped him raise the hammer.
Suddenly Sora shot out of the crowd with a broom and slammed the wooden stick into Ash's head, chest, and stomach. Ash dropped the hammer and fell to the gorund unconsious. Sora and Misty glared angrily at each other.
"Hey bitch, this isn't your deathmatch," Misty sneered.
"Not yours either," Sora replied angrily.
"Yeah, but I'm here for Ash," Misty said. "And I'm gonna make sure he lives and your little boyfriend, Tai, dies."
"Oh really? Well your wrong. Tai's gonna win this match cause he's a better man then your little Ashy will ever be."
"Excuse me? My Ash? We are not like that!!!"
Sora laughed. "Yeah right. Then why do you follow him?
"He owes me a bike!" Misty yelled blushing. "That's the only reason!"
"Uh-huh. Maybe thats how it started, but if Ash gave you a bike right now would you really stop following him?"
"I... I..." Misty hesitated. "No... I wouldn't leave him... I mean him or Brock. They're my friends."
"You know I'm rright," Sora said. "What about in the battle of Charizard against Metalgreymon? When Ash saved your sorry ass. Or better yet! Remember after the tag team match against Sakura and Li? YOu admitted it there! Of course the twip thinks you meant 'care' as in care about tou as a friend, but you meant love!"
"NO! THAT'S NOT TRUE!"
"LIAR! Can you look me in the eyes and say you just want to be his friend?" Sora challenged.
"Easily," Misty stared into Sora's eyes. "I just want to be Ash's... Ash's..." Misty tried to finish the sentance but couldn't.
"Ash's what?" Sora demanded.
Misty glanced down at Ash and saw that he was still unconsious. It was safe to say it right now.
"Girlfriend," Misty admitted.
"HA! I knew it," Sora crowed. "And since Ash is only ten, maybe eleven and your thirteen or fourteen, that would make you a cradle robbing crack whore bitch!"
Misty slapped Sora across the face angrily. Sora glared at Misty and slapped her back.
Misty punched Sora in the side of the head. Sora stumbled back, the punched Misty in the stomach. The two keapt exchanging blows until Misty grabbed an axe and chased after Sora with it.
Sora keapt running and quickly grabbed the garbage can from earlier. She threw it at Misty. Misty dropped the axe and got out of the cans way. Sora leapt at Misty and tackled her to the ground. Misty was then punched repeatedly in the head. Sora grabbed a rope and tied Misty up.
Sora walked off and came back came back with the axe and an electric razor. Sora aimed the axe for Misty's head and lifted it. Misty closed her eyes wiating for death. A second later there was a thunk, but Misty wasn't dead. She opened her eyes and saw that Sora had cut her her weird ponytail thing.
Sora then knelt next to Misty and turned on the electric razor. Despite Misty's threats and pleading, Sora shaved Misty's head bald. Sora laughed and got up. She then turned just in time to get hit in the face by a chair. Ash smashed Sora with it two more times before untieing Misty.
Misty got up angrily and grabbed the razor. Ash tore off Sora's helmet and pinned her down to the ground. Misty laughed as she started to shave Sora bald.
Suddenly Ash fell forwards. Tai stood behind him holding a now bloodied cinder block. Misty rolled out of the way as Tai tried to smash her with it. Misty grabbed Ash and helped him get away.
Misty saw that Ash was to weak to battle, so she grabbed some chains and wrapped it around her fists. Tai attacked Misty with the block again, but she dodged and punched Tai in the stomach and in the spine. Tai fell to the ground paralyzed. Sora got up to help, but was hit in the face by a chained fist and knocked out.
Misty helped Ash up and took him into the ring.
"You all right?" she asked.
"Ungh... my back," Ash moaned. "That cinder block attack really damaged me."
"Think you can climb a ladder?"
Ash smiled. "Yeah. Just set Tai up on the top rope."
Misty nodded and set up the ladder in the middle of the irng. She then rolled out and grabbed Tai. Misty lifted him up and set Tai's neck on the top rope. Ash slowly went up the ladder unil he was standing on top. Then he did the Hardy Boyz Leg Drop to Tai. When Ash landed on Tai's head, it was ripped off in a cloud of blood and bone. Ash layed in the ring badly hurt. Next to him was Tai's severed head.
"ASH! ARE YOU OKAY?" Misty asked worried.
"Yeah... I'll live," Ash said. He tried to get up, but couldn't. "Misty, I can't get up."
"Don't worry. I'm here for you," Misty said soothingly. "I'll always be there to help you Ash."
"Misty... I... thanks. I gotta get that head onto the hook, but..."
"You can't do it alone. You need my help"
"Yeah. You don't mind do you?"
"Of course not," Misty assured Ash.
Misty rolled out of the ring and got another ladder. She set it up next to the first one. Misty then helped Ash up and also helped him walk over to the ladders with Tai's head. Ash got on the first ladder and Misty got on the second and helped him climb up the ladder.
Misty put her hands over Ash's and together they rammed Tai's head onto the hook. The two stood at the top and stared at each other thoughtfully.
"Ash, what are we going to do about Sora? I want revenge on her for shaving me bald," Misty said rubbing her now bald head. "And I loved my hair."
"Yeah. It was really nice looking," Ash said. "I guess you could talk to Mr. Ruic and try to get a Deathmatch against Sora. Maybe he'll give you the match."
"HEY! That's a great idea!"
Misty started to climb down the ladder, but stopped halfway. She went back up to the top and stared at Ash. Misty then gave him a quick kiss.
"Hope you feel better soon," she said with a smile.
Ash stared at Misty surprised as she went down the ladder and walked backstage to talk to Mr. Ruic.
Type: Ladder
Ash walked down to the ring where Tai was already waiting. He got into the ring and the two stared at each other. Neither quite understood the rules to this particular match. How the hell could a ladder match be in the world of Deathmatch?
Just then Mr. Ruic, owner of VGD (Video Game Deathmatches, came down to the ring to explain the match.
"The rules To this deathmatch are quite simple. Even to you testicle shitting Rectal Warts," he said as the crowd booed at him. "Decapitate your enemy and impale his head on that hook above the ring."
"Then why is it called a ladder match?" Ash demanded.
"How do you think you get to the hook?" Mr. Ruic laughed. "LET THE DEATHMATCH BEGIN!"
The bell rang and Mr. Ruic left the ring and went into the back.
Ash and Tai stood there. Neither wanted this, but what choice did they have? Ash did the first atack with a half hearted punch. Tai easily dodged it and punched Ash in the side of the head with full strength.
Ash fell back in surprise and anger. He then punched Tai in the face hard and tackled him into a turnbuckle.
Ash went for a high kick to Tai's head, but Tai ducked and hit Ash with a mean upper cut. Ash stumbled back clutching his now bloody face. When he looked back, Tai was on top of the turnbuckle. He leapt off of it and hit Ash in the chest with a missle dropkick. Ash collapsed to the mat as Tai left the ring to get a weapon.
Ash slowly got up and saw Tai outside of the ring. Tai had his back to him and didn't see Ash get up. Ash took advantage of this by leaping over the top rope and hitting Tai in the head with a dropkick of his own. Tai was slammed into the fan protection barrier and was stunned.
Ash grabbed a metal garbage can lid and swung it at Tai's head. Tai saw this coming and got out of the way. The lid hit the barrier and Ash droppedit in surprise. Tai quickly grabbe dthe lid and smashe dit over Ash's head three times. Ash fell down clutching his head.
Tai tossed the lid to the side and grabbed the steel garbage can. Ash had gotten up though and when Tai turned to use the new weapon, Ash kicked it into Tai's face before it could be used. Tai dropped the can and grabbed his bleeding face in pain.
Ash got the garbage can and put Tai into it. Before he could get out, Ash starte dslamming the garbage can with a floding metal chhair. After a few shots, Ash looked in and fell back as Tai's fist shot out and slammed into Ash.
Tai quickly got out of the can and grabbed Ash by the arm. He then flung Ash onto a table. Tai got onto a turnbuckle and tried to put Ash through with a leg drop, but Ash rolled off the table and Tai went through it with a loud crash.
Ash was the first of the two to get up and quickly got the ladder out from under the ring. He then smashed the now standingTai in the chest with it, but Tai didn't go down. Ash went for it again, but Tai hit the ladder into Ash with a quick kick.
Ash fell down with the ladder on top and layed there winded. Tai reached under the ring and pulled out a sledge hammer. He lined it up with Ash's head and lifted it to make the kill. When he tried to swing however, the hammer wouldn't budge.
Tai let go and turned to see a red haired security officer holding onto the hammer. Tai demanded to know what was going on. The guard just smiled. She then smashed Tai in the chest with the sledge. Tai flew back in pain and landed with a thud while clutching his shattered ribes.
"WAA? Who are you?" Ash asked as the guard stood over him.
"Wow. This disguise must be better than I thought," the guard said removing the glasses and cap.
It was Misty.
"Just me Ash. Come on. Lets end this deathmatch."
Misty then helped Ash up and handed him the sledge hammer. Ash nodded his thanks and tried to lift the hammer up, but he was to weak from the fight. Misty put her hands on Ashes hands and helped him raise the hammer.
Suddenly Sora shot out of the crowd with a broom and slammed the wooden stick into Ash's head, chest, and stomach. Ash dropped the hammer and fell to the gorund unconsious. Sora and Misty glared angrily at each other.
"Hey bitch, this isn't your deathmatch," Misty sneered.
"Not yours either," Sora replied angrily.
"Yeah, but I'm here for Ash," Misty said. "And I'm gonna make sure he lives and your little boyfriend, Tai, dies."
"Oh really? Well your wrong. Tai's gonna win this match cause he's a better man then your little Ashy will ever be."
"Excuse me? My Ash? We are not like that!!!"
Sora laughed. "Yeah right. Then why do you follow him?
"He owes me a bike!" Misty yelled blushing. "That's the only reason!"
"Uh-huh. Maybe thats how it started, but if Ash gave you a bike right now would you really stop following him?"
"I... I..." Misty hesitated. "No... I wouldn't leave him... I mean him or Brock. They're my friends."
"You know I'm rright," Sora said. "What about in the battle of Charizard against Metalgreymon? When Ash saved your sorry ass. Or better yet! Remember after the tag team match against Sakura and Li? YOu admitted it there! Of course the twip thinks you meant 'care' as in care about tou as a friend, but you meant love!"
"NO! THAT'S NOT TRUE!"
"LIAR! Can you look me in the eyes and say you just want to be his friend?" Sora challenged.
"Easily," Misty stared into Sora's eyes. "I just want to be Ash's... Ash's..." Misty tried to finish the sentance but couldn't.
"Ash's what?" Sora demanded.
Misty glanced down at Ash and saw that he was still unconsious. It was safe to say it right now.
"Girlfriend," Misty admitted.
"HA! I knew it," Sora crowed. "And since Ash is only ten, maybe eleven and your thirteen or fourteen, that would make you a cradle robbing crack whore bitch!"
Misty slapped Sora across the face angrily. Sora glared at Misty and slapped her back.
Misty punched Sora in the side of the head. Sora stumbled back, the punched Misty in the stomach. The two keapt exchanging blows until Misty grabbed an axe and chased after Sora with it.
Sora keapt running and quickly grabbed the garbage can from earlier. She threw it at Misty. Misty dropped the axe and got out of the cans way. Sora leapt at Misty and tackled her to the ground. Misty was then punched repeatedly in the head. Sora grabbed a rope and tied Misty up.
Sora walked off and came back came back with the axe and an electric razor. Sora aimed the axe for Misty's head and lifted it. Misty closed her eyes wiating for death. A second later there was a thunk, but Misty wasn't dead. She opened her eyes and saw that Sora had cut her her weird ponytail thing.
Sora then knelt next to Misty and turned on the electric razor. Despite Misty's threats and pleading, Sora shaved Misty's head bald. Sora laughed and got up. She then turned just in time to get hit in the face by a chair. Ash smashed Sora with it two more times before untieing Misty.
Misty got up angrily and grabbed the razor. Ash tore off Sora's helmet and pinned her down to the ground. Misty laughed as she started to shave Sora bald.
Suddenly Ash fell forwards. Tai stood behind him holding a now bloodied cinder block. Misty rolled out of the way as Tai tried to smash her with it. Misty grabbed Ash and helped him get away.
Misty saw that Ash was to weak to battle, so she grabbed some chains and wrapped it around her fists. Tai attacked Misty with the block again, but she dodged and punched Tai in the stomach and in the spine. Tai fell to the ground paralyzed. Sora got up to help, but was hit in the face by a chained fist and knocked out.
Misty helped Ash up and took him into the ring.
"You all right?" she asked.
"Ungh... my back," Ash moaned. "That cinder block attack really damaged me."
"Think you can climb a ladder?"
Ash smiled. "Yeah. Just set Tai up on the top rope."
Misty nodded and set up the ladder in the middle of the irng. She then rolled out and grabbed Tai. Misty lifted him up and set Tai's neck on the top rope. Ash slowly went up the ladder unil he was standing on top. Then he did the Hardy Boyz Leg Drop to Tai. When Ash landed on Tai's head, it was ripped off in a cloud of blood and bone. Ash layed in the ring badly hurt. Next to him was Tai's severed head.
"ASH! ARE YOU OKAY?" Misty asked worried.
"Yeah... I'll live," Ash said. He tried to get up, but couldn't. "Misty, I can't get up."
"Don't worry. I'm here for you," Misty said soothingly. "I'll always be there to help you Ash."
"Misty... I... thanks. I gotta get that head onto the hook, but..."
"You can't do it alone. You need my help"
"Yeah. You don't mind do you?"
"Of course not," Misty assured Ash.
Misty rolled out of the ring and got another ladder. She set it up next to the first one. Misty then helped Ash up and also helped him walk over to the ladders with Tai's head. Ash got on the first ladder and Misty got on the second and helped him climb up the ladder.
Misty put her hands over Ash's and together they rammed Tai's head onto the hook. The two stood at the top and stared at each other thoughtfully.
"Ash, what are we going to do about Sora? I want revenge on her for shaving me bald," Misty said rubbing her now bald head. "And I loved my hair."
"Yeah. It was really nice looking," Ash said. "I guess you could talk to Mr. Ruic and try to get a Deathmatch against Sora. Maybe he'll give you the match."
"HEY! That's a great idea!"
Misty started to climb down the ladder, but stopped halfway. She went back up to the top and stared at Ash. Misty then gave him a quick kiss.
"Hope you feel better soon," she said with a smile.
Ash stared at Misty surprised as she went down the ladder and walked backstage to talk to Mr. Ruic.
