Dib's Cuz Comes to Town!
Chapter 3: I Forgot the Name of the Chapter
Before I get started, I want to give many thanx to Amethyst Soul for correcting me on a mistake I made--It's the Scary Monkey Show(ironically enough, I thought it was that but changed it cause I'm so smart).
Kat sat upside down on the computer chair, watching DragonBrawler X via the wonderful Internet. As usual, the characters were deeply involved in a karate match.
"You are mine, Go-cook! Say goodbye!"
"Ha ha, not if I get you first, evil Icebox! SUPER MEGA ULTRA BRIGHT FLASHLIGHT ATTACK!"
"Oh no! I am vanquished! It is the end for me!"
Then the doorbell rang.
"Dingdong!" Kat yelled, successfully falling out of the chair before her nose started to bleed. She ran up and opened the door.
Zim and Gir(in his doggie suit) stood outside. "Has Dib already left?"
Kat nodded. "It's easy to get rid of someone that's really mad at you."
Zim chuckled forcefully. "Heh. That it is."
Kat cocked her head and grinned even wider. "Zim, I know you're just here to infiltrate the enemy's base."
Zim froze. "No I'm not!" When he realized he was beat, he sighed and nodded. "How'd you know?"
Kat--for the first time--smiled in a normal way. "There's more to me than you may think, Zim." Her insane look returned. "C'mon! I know where my uncle hides some double chocolate chip cookies!"
As Zim came in, Gir ran over to the couch and watched the Scary Monkey Show. Zim noticed this. "GIR! We are not here to watch TV!"
Gir got off the couch sadly. "Aaawww…" he said.
Kat stopped. "Did your doggie just talk?"
Zim laughed heartily. "Foolish Earthling! Gir is an incredibly smart dog! Of course he talked!"
Kat grinned. "He's not really a doggie."
Zim shook his head. "He's my android."
Gir shrieked for no apparent reason.
Kat contemplated this. "…Okay!"
"So, why are you doing this?" Zim asked.
Kat looked at him, confused. "Doing what?"
"Helping me take over Earth."
"Oh." Kat suddenly--and seemingly OOC--grew very serious. "Well, life sucks, and then you die. So why not help an alien take over the world?"
"Well, I guess that makes sense," Zim said, nodding.
They stood in awkward silence. Luckily, the phone brought them back to reality. "Hello?" Kat said into the phone. Zim couldn't make out what the other person was saying, but whatever it was, Kat seemed really happy about it.
"Uh-huh…uh-huh…cool! 5 minutes? Alrightskies, see ya!" Kat hung up.
"I like juice," Gir commented to no one. "And cookies with juice."
Kat ignored him. "YAAAAY!!!" she shouted jubilantly, skipping around the room. Gir observed this for a moment, then followed suit.
"STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS!" Zim shouted. "Who was on the phone?"
Kat stopped skipping, not even noticing Gir bumping into her. "My best friend from…uh…wherever I'm from!" In light of this new evidence, the doorbell rang.
"I'll get it!!!" Kat ran to the door and opened it. A girl stood there. She was considerably taller than Kat, with short-short red hair that had blue streaks in it. Her shirt said, "COOKIE".
Kat was grinning from ear to ear. "Guys, meet my friend, Lee."
