Dib's Cuz Comes to Town

Dib's Cuz Comes to Town!!!

Chapter 4: Oh Brother, Now I Forgot My Name

A/n: I am sad to announce that this will be the last chapter of DCC2T. *sniff, teardrop* I'm just getting realllllllly tired of this story. --ScKAnd we're running out of ideas!-- SHUT UP! WE are not doing ANYTHING!!! Ignore my subconscious self. (ScK stands for Subconscious Katreon!) She's been popping up out of nowhere lately. And now, on with the story!

Lee looked around stupidly. Kat grinned stupidly. Gir screeched, yep, you guessed it, INSANELY!

Kat spoke up. "How come?"

"How come what?" Zim inquired, curious.

"How come they're called marshmallows?"

Zim blinked. "…Right then…"

Lee pulled a salt lick out of her pocket and…well, licked. "Mmm…salty."

"How come???" Kat whined.

"I DON'T FREAKIN' KNOW WHY THEY'RE FREAKIN' CALLED MARSHMALLOWS!!!" Zim yelled, his brain cells melting from the sheer stupidity.

"Nuh-uh," Kat said. "I meant how come just about every character on this show has 3-letter names?"

Zim opened his mouth to retaliate, then shut it. That was a good question. "Wait a sec…what show?!"

Lee paused her licking to smack Kat upside the head. "Idiot! Now we have to kill him!" She stopped. "Wait. Why am I complaining?"

Zim raised one eyebrow. These girls could not be serious.

Kat grinned, apparently feeling no effect from the whack. "No, we don't! I learned hypnotism!" She turned towards Zim. "You are getting sleepy…and hungry…and--"

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Lee turned to Kat. "Alright, so that was a good idea."

Kat nodded. "I just wish we could see the look on his formerly evil invader face."

Lee grinned evilly. "Dib's too."

They shook hands and returned to where they had come from.

At the fortress…

Gir watched the Scary Monkey Show. "I love this show."

Zim walked out the door. "Goodbye, Gir! I'll see you this afternoon!"

Gir did not reply, his gum-coin-pocket lint brain focused on the show.

Zim happily walked down the street. Ah yes, life was good.

He suddenly ran into Dib, who was equally happy. "Hello, Zim!"

"Hello, Dib! Isn't it a beautiful day?"

"Why, yes it is! I can't wait to see what exciting things they've got for us to do as rodeo clowns!"

END!!!!! %^p

Now you see why I wanted this to end, yes? Good. Leave me alone.

~Katreon of Team Socket

"Team Socket's plugging in again! Destroying the ozone, one hair-spray-paint can at a time."

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