Me-Well it's me again…yep I still have to write more cuz I'm bored and I feel oh-so-very-special! So let's review shall we?

Irvine is a pimp and Quistis is the local whore. Seifer Rajin and Fujin have become the Parka Mafia. Rinoa is a cannibal while Selphie has become a devil worshiping Goth.(I have nothing against Goths. My best friend is one and she does not believe in the devil) Squall believes lessons would be better if they were taught with a song and dance. And Zell has become a modern day hippie. That should be it…right? Oh no. I still have Nida…Xu…Edea…Cid…and some other peoples! Here we go again…PQT's dumb ass ideas. I'm forgetting something…OH YES! DISCLAIMER! I don't own FF8…but my social studies teacher has informed me that I own the air so stop breathing my air. IT'S MY AIR DAMMIT!

Chapter two-Cid, Nida and Xu have…changed. I think I like Cid better…

Zell stomped up into the Cafeteria up to the lunch lady.

Zell-"I have a complaint!"

C Lady-"Not enough hot dogs again?"

Zell-"NO! I hate hot dogs! Do you know what's in them?" Zell read through an extremely detailed list of ingredients. "Anyway, I'm here to stop you from selling meat and start to sell good things! Like salad! And tofu!"

C Lady-"…No."

Zell-"Fine! You have forced me to go to the extreme!" Zell took out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed himself to the lunch bar, blocking the hot dogs and other meats. "EAT SALAD!! SCREW MEAT!"

Student #1-"Will you move? I wanna eat!"

Zell-"SAVE THE ANIMALS! SAVE THE TREES!" He sat on the ground. "I will sit here until this crap (this pains me…I love meat.) is replaced with vegetables!" Selphie sat in the corner, writing on the walls 'Come to the dark side! Satan is fun!'(Apparently I didn't hit her hard enough…) Rinoa came in and walked over to the lunch lady.

Rinoa-"Do you have any…human parts?"

C Lady-"Sorry. We're out. Try next time."

Rinoa-"Alright…you'll have to do!" Rinoa looked over at Selphie. "Selphie!" Selphie ran over as Rinoa whispered something into Selphie's ear. "…NOW!" Selphie jumped onto the lunch lady and ruthlessly started stabbing her.

Selphie-"DIE BITCH, DIE!" As soon as the lunch lady was dead, Selphie raised her knife and screamed. "I SACRIFICE PEOPLE…FOR SATAN!"

Rinoa-"Thank you Selphie!" Rinoa took Selphie's place and began…*shudder* eating her. Squall entered, singing once again.

Squall-"Come on everyone! Let's do the cha-cha!"

Student #92-"Damn he's annoying…I liked it better when he didn't talk…"

Student #H-"Amen to that brotha!"

Student #92-"…Shut up…" Cid entered the now crazed Cafeteria. Come on, take a look around! Squall was cha-chaing with himself, Selphie was trying to get a few more sacrifices, Rinoa was…feeding and Zell was protesting against meat. What is this world coming too?…Then again why would you people let me write crap like this?

Cid-"ATTENTION EVERYONE!" He had a strange Mexican accent… "I've got any drug ya want right here…got ya your coke…some ecstasy…and pot…and heroin…and hashes(I know that's not spelled right but I'm a dum ass who can't speal a ting…I make joke in English!…it's pretty sad when I speak English and I feel special when I speak it good…)…and horse tranquilizers…(Brain Candy moment…)" Almost every student gathered around while Irvine and Quistis walked in, counting the fistfuls of money they had.

Quistis-"Another day's work well done.."

Irvine-"…Again." The two looked around. "Cid's selling drugs again…wanna go buy some?"

Quistis-"Yeah! Then we can do it again!"

Irvine-"I love the way you think…"

Me-" Ya know what I noticed…I tend to get off topic very easily…like this one time in band camp…"

Student # Duck…buck…luck…fuck…must I continue?-"Shut up!"

Fujin Rajin and Seifer enter.

Seifer-"The Parka Mafia is here! I am Badger!"

Rajin-"I am Mop, ya know!"

Fujin-"I'M ENGLISHMAN!"

Me-"Quick note. Not too long ago a gang vandalized our park and wrote names like "Weasel" "Hoover" and "Dutch-guy" And then, the Parka Mafia was born!"

Zell-"Save animals! Peace to all!"

Seifer-"HEY YOU!" A student cringes, excepting the usually insults and attacks from the three. "Did you loose some weight?"

Student-"…Maybe?"

Fujin-"LOOKIN GOOD…"

Student-"I get it now! You just want me to like you! I'lll hang out with you and then you'll kill me for my insurance money!"

Rajin-"That's not like us at all. If we do kill ya, it'll be with kindness. If you want someone to take your insurance money, go see her." They look over and see my friend…Jerry.

Jerry-"Marry me! I need money for pot! I won't kill you for your insurance money…I swear!"

Me-"Give it up Jerry…it's useless. Just kill your mom."

Jerry-"No…she's broke." An old man with a diamond about the size of my fist walked by. "Hey! He's old and desperate and looks rich! COME BACK!"

Rinoa started walking over to Cid and bumped into a girl.

Rinoa-"Sorry…are you new here?"

???-"No…do you remember me?" Rinoa shook her head. "It's Nida! Yeah. I think men are stupid and sexist so I became a woman. If you see a new guy, it's Xu. She is meeting me here. We are dating. She my new boyfriend."

Rinoa-"I have a question! Can you cut off your little toe? No one needs it and I'm hungry as hell!"

Nida-"Okay hold on!" He turned…or she…whatever he/she is turned to Selphie. "Selphie. Can I borrow your knife?"

Selphie-"NO!"

Nida-"Fine…can you cut off my toe?"

Selphie-"…Okay." She leaned down and…I'll spare you the details. A minute later, Nida was limping away and Rinoa was satisfied.

Me-"I'm tired and I can't think of anything else to write so…REVIEW. Next chapter will be up when I decide to think."

Jerry-"Don't count on a next chapter. You see, PQT doesn't think. So just review and make her feel special."