Unnecessary Introductions

Gleason: Hi! Glad you made time to read this. My name's Gleason, and I...

Ash: Hey! Who the hell are you?

Gleason: Er, I'm a new author.

Misty: What kind of pokemon do you have?

Gleason: Like I was saying, I'm writing my first fanfic here, and I just...

Ash: Can you answer her?

Gleason: *cough* ...and I hope I can entertain you all...

Misty: Are you stupid or something!? Answer me!

Gleason: Damn! OK, fine. I don't have any pokemon.

Ash: Then what are you doing here?

Gleason: Well, like I've been trying..

Misty: Starmie, Thunderbolt!

(A bolt of electricity strikes Gleason)

Gleason: Hey, you melted the soles of my shoes! You little whore!

Misty: Ash...he's calling me a slut!

Ash: Wow, I never knew Starmie could do...oh, yeah, I got it! Quit talking about my girlf...

Misty: ASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ash: oops.

Gleason: What!? You two...

Ash: Charizard, flamethrower!

(Flames surround Gleason, burning him. Misty and Ash then walk off, arguing among themselves)

Gleason: (coughs and groans in pain) That wasn't what I (cough) meant when I said I hoped for a warm welcome...