A/N: This is a somewhat... disturbing fic. A bit of slash, and there IS some rape referance, though nothing explicit. Pietro and Lance belong to WB, Marvel, etc.... I was dealing with personal issues when I wrote this, so... be warned. Be ver warned.
It's Not So Bad: Pietro
by GypsyJ
It's not so bad. Being a mutant, I mean.
Sure, it has it's disadvantages. Like everyday fear of being discovered. Being bribed into joining a team, just so you won't have to stay in jail. That kinda stuff sucks, and it sucks bad.
Sometimes, I just get so angry about all this. About being born different, born a mutant. I can't use my powers in public-- not really, I mean. I could get ambushed. I could get killed. Whatever. It doesn't matter to me.
Pietro Maximoff can get out of any bad situation. Anytime.
And it's not just getting out of bad situations, either. I can get myself into good ones, too. I can do anything I want, and no one notices.
I'm just like any other guy, and I get horny more often than you'd think. And I'm *not* gay, despite the rumors I hear going around school. Despite what I hear Lance, my so-called "teammate", telling kids. Chicks especially. Despite the fact that I *have* gotten turned on when I've heard Lance jerking off through the thin walls of our house.
Ah, jerking off. Fortunately for me, my powers allow me a more... effective form of ridding myself of a hard-on.
It's incredibly easy. I can find some girl in the middle of the hallway at school, turn her around, and nail her before anyone even notices I'm there. I figured it out a few weeks after I really got control of my powers, way back in eigth grade. I do it everyday, and no one's figured it out yet. It's like a drug. More like a can of Pringles, actually.
Once you pop, the fun don't stop.
So, yeah, being a mutant sucks. But I wouldn't have it any other way.
It's Not So Bad: Pietro
by GypsyJ
It's not so bad. Being a mutant, I mean.
Sure, it has it's disadvantages. Like everyday fear of being discovered. Being bribed into joining a team, just so you won't have to stay in jail. That kinda stuff sucks, and it sucks bad.
Sometimes, I just get so angry about all this. About being born different, born a mutant. I can't use my powers in public-- not really, I mean. I could get ambushed. I could get killed. Whatever. It doesn't matter to me.
Pietro Maximoff can get out of any bad situation. Anytime.
And it's not just getting out of bad situations, either. I can get myself into good ones, too. I can do anything I want, and no one notices.
I'm just like any other guy, and I get horny more often than you'd think. And I'm *not* gay, despite the rumors I hear going around school. Despite what I hear Lance, my so-called "teammate", telling kids. Chicks especially. Despite the fact that I *have* gotten turned on when I've heard Lance jerking off through the thin walls of our house.
Ah, jerking off. Fortunately for me, my powers allow me a more... effective form of ridding myself of a hard-on.
It's incredibly easy. I can find some girl in the middle of the hallway at school, turn her around, and nail her before anyone even notices I'm there. I figured it out a few weeks after I really got control of my powers, way back in eigth grade. I do it everyday, and no one's figured it out yet. It's like a drug. More like a can of Pringles, actually.
Once you pop, the fun don't stop.
So, yeah, being a mutant sucks. But I wouldn't have it any other way.
