Authors Note: HaHa! This is a story I wrote for my 2 best friends Liana and Melissa. I give this to Liana cause she told me about the word "Shinigami" and nto to mention how she just LOVES Duo. And I give it to Melissa cause she is just so cool and she looks like she could be Duo's sister. Plus she inspires me!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but my story! And the new improvements I made to the l song from Eminem, "Slim Shady".


May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Sinigami please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Shinigami please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like ya never seen a gundam pilot before
Jaws all on the floor like Quatre, like Trowa just burst in the door
And started kicking his gundam worse than before
They first were friends, throwin' him kisses from hi benze (scream)
It's the return of the...
"Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he just didn't say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. J said...
Nothing you Baka! Dr. J's dead, Deathscythe chopped off his head!
(Ha-ha!)
Heero is just so in love with him
Chicka chicka chicka Shinigami, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his astro suit
Flipping at you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Chang Wufei to talk to a dead moose
"Look I'm doin' flips, Look I'm doin' flips"
And if I'm lucky, you might give me a hershey kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what lip gloss is
Of course they gonna know what food is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals"
Well, some of us eat cambells
Deathscythe cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can talk to dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that me and my Heero can't be scared
But if you feel like I feel, I got the answer right overhere
Relena wave your panty-hose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Shinigami, yes I'm the real Shinigami
All you other Shinigamis are just imitating
So won't the real Shinigami please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up

Cuz I'm Shinigami, yes I'm the real Shinigami
All you other Shinigamis are just imitating
So won't the real Shinigami please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up


Milliardo don't gotta have to have a gundam to be popular
Well I do, I have a special gundam imperticular
You think I give a damn about death?
Half of the people think the us pilots are cool,
If you know me, I think everyone is a fool!
"But Duo, what if you win a battle, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
Shoot Quatre better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Heero and Wufei
And hear them argue over who had the worse day
You little weirdo , put me on the battle field when I was just a teen
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to a tangerine, hee-hee"
I'm sick of you little OZ and WhiteFang groups
All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's 4 others just like me
Who scream like me; who own gundams like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

I'm Shinigami, yes I'm the real Shinigami
All you other Shinigamis are just imitating
So won't the real Shinigami please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up

Cuz I'm Shinigami, yes I'm the real Shinigami
All you other Shinigamis are just imitating
So won't the real Shinigami please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up

I'm like a gundam trip to listen to cuz I'm only destroying you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the big mouth to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get on a mic and say it and whether you like to admit it
I just shit it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can this guy eat up this food like valiums
It's funny cuz at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the world who's still into flirting
Pinching the other pilots butts when they aren't even looking
And I'm sreaming but this whole bag of aspirin isn't working
And every single person is a Shinigami lurking
He could be working at Burger King eating on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming "I didn't take your buck!"
With Deathscythe down and my system up
So, will the real Shinigami please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Shinigami, yes I'm the real Shinigami
All you other Shinigamis are just imitating
So won't the real Shinigami please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up

Cuz I'm Shinigami, yes I'm the real Shinigami
All you other Shinigamis are just imitating
So won't the real Shinigami please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up

I'm Shinigami, yes I'm the real Shinigami
All you other Shinigamis are just imitating
So won't the real Shinigami please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up

Cuz I'm Shinigami, yes I'm the real Shinigami
All you other Shinigamis are just imitating
So won't the real Shinigami please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up

Ha ha
Wow. I'm hungry. Got any food?



Author's End Note: Okay, Okay. I know some of it was stupid. Alright, maybe the whole thing was stupid but, I was bored and felt like messing something up besides my room for once! If you think it's stupid please R&R me that it is. Don't worry. I won't hate you. I just won't like you, that's all. ^^' Tell me what you think! Ja~ne!